SUNDAY, JULY 26, 2015

This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE WHISTLEBLOWER STORY THIS WEEK (According to Readership Statistics) was our Special “Anything But Islam” E-dition, where The Blower explained, “Murdering Muslims have feelings, too!”

OUR NUMBER TWO WHISTLEBLOWER STORY THIS WEEK (According to Readership Statistics) was our Special “Dead Baby Parts” E-dition, where we saw videos showing Baby Killers at Planned Parenthood using Partial-Birth Abortions to Sell Dead Baby Parts.

 AND OUR NUMBER THREE WHISTLEBLOWER STORY THIS WEEK (According to Readership Statistics) was our Special “Naked in Nairobi” E-dition, where we were waiting for 5,000 NAKED KENYANS to greet Obama to protest his “Aggressive” Pro-Gay Agenda and show Obama the “differences” between the sexes.

Does The Blower know its audience or what?

 Edward Cropper’s World

Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER shows us Hillary Clinton Coming One Step Closer To A Criminal Investigation;  Cruz Accusing McConnell of Using Reid’s Technique to Block Vote on Defunding Sanctuary Cities; and Results of a Shock Poll showing Veterans Preferring Trump Over McCain By Double Digits…

You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

 This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

Recently, leading 2016 Republican Presidential Candidate Donald Trump blasted CNN’s Anderson Cooper with “People don’t trust you and the media!” Thursday, Trump summarily dismissed PMSNBC’s Jose Diaz-Balart during Border Press Conference with “You’re finished!” And Saturday in Iowa, Whistleblower Hawkeye Bureau Chief Jan Michelson said Trump even banned the Des Moines Register from attending his Iowa campaign event, after that Gannett publication called on Trump to pull out of the race. [YOU CAN READ THAT STORY HERE]

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane says, “It’s nice to see at least one of the 2016 Republican Candidates for President is following our advice.

The editorial section of the Register claims it operates independently from the newspaper’s political team. “As we previously said, the editorial has no bearing on our news coverage. We work hard to provide Iowans with coverage of all the candidates when they spend time in Iowa, and this is obviously impeding our ability to do so. We hope Mr. Trump’s campaign will revisit its decision instead of making punitive decisions because we wrote something critical of him,” the Register’s editor Amalie Nash said in a statement.

But then right here in River City, our Liberal Agenda Fishwrap (also claiming to be engaging consumers wherever they are with its powerful brands and trusted content) also alleges it operates independently from the newspaper’s political team, and we all know how miserably that’s failing.

OBVIOUSLY, THE 2016 REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE SHOULD BE ATTACKING KNEEPAD LIBERALS IN THE PRESS IN HIS CAMPAIGN.

The Blower believes the next 471 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, and watching Boehner and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good. 

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.

This Week’s Stupid Liberal Liar Award

         Went not surprising to Hillary Rodham Clinton. Fox News’ Judge Jeanine Pirro does the honors.

Whistleblower War on Political Correctness   

 This week, the Whistleblower’s new copy editor Perry KimBall (formerly with the Liberal Agenda Fishwrap) was reading “Political Incorrectness for Dummies” to make sure The Blower was doing everything possible to win our War on Political Correctness.

“The Blower needs to offend more people,” Perry explained. “We need to be sure our words unnecessarily excludes or alienates whole groups of people, especially our readers.

“When people rail against political correctness, they’re usually saying it’s running amok. The Blower always uses the “PC” label disparagingly, but we need to work harder to include things that will genuinely offend our readers,” explained The Whistleblower’s New Copy Editor, whose record for offending readers at his previous publication will never be surpassed.

Then Perry KimBall suggested we run this photograph for people who find the Confederate Battle Flag offensive!

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, than mail in absentee ballots.

         Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in- Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: “Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? A. Beat it, we’re closed.”

Angry Andersonians

Did The Whistleblower Newswire cover the Annual Anderson Daze celebration at Beech Acres Park, home of the new Anderson High School, trying to find out more information about Anderson Trustee Andy Pappas’ Family Friendly Nudist Camp and Marina opening on the Ohio River near the Belterra Racino, and watching those Forrest Gump School Board candidates circulating petitions near the Township Trustees Dunking Booth, where Township Clerk Ken “Just One More Budweiser” Dietz volunteered to join the Three Amigos when he heard this year the Dunking Tank would be filled with beer? You bet! Because The Blower is the Conservative publication of record for all the political scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and back-stabbing in Anderson Township, members of The Conservative Agenda know to expect nothing less.

 In Northern Kentucky

 This week Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo brought us the story about how the Kentucky State Fair board had moved to forbid sales of Confederate Flag merchandise at the State Fair and other events, like your local flea market, church bazaar, and garage sale, following threatened protests, demonstrations, and boycotts by the local chapter of the NAALCD (National Association for the Advancement of Liberal Colored DemocRATS).

Obviously, nobody on the Bluegrass Board wanted to be publicly branded a “Racist,” following the Liberal Media Created Controversy over the Confederate Flag in the wake of the Charleston church shooting. [READ MORE HERE]

The Camboozler also brought us another story you probably won’t see on the front page of our Liberal Agenda Fishwrap, when he reported how the state of Kentucky had begun imposing a religious test on volunteer pastor counselors in its youth division, insisting that they refrain from calling homosexuality “sinful” and dismissing those who cannot bend their religious faith to accommodate the state requirements. [READ MORE HERE]

It certainly looks like those Political Correctness Fanatics are Flourishing in Frankfort these days!

 The Feck Stops Here

This week, if The Blower hadn’t know better, we might be beginning to believe our Kneepad Liberals in the Local News Media were doing their best to stir up a real race riot like the one in 2001 over that shooting of Samuel Dubose by University of Cincinnati police officer Ray Tensing.

What kind of homicide investigation gets finished in two days, anyway? The Blower won its bet when we wagered the Prosecutor’s office wouldn’t have all the evidence to present to the Grand Jury until at least next week, but that didn’t stop the Liberal Agenda Fishwrap, The Dissociated Press, and four local TV stations to file suit to get hold of that UC Police video immediately, so they could influence the Grand Jury with their interpretation of events. And all those media orchestrated “rallies of outraged family and friends,” along with race-baiting statements by self serving DemocRAT Politicians like Mayor Cranley and Cecil Thomas weren’t calming things down either. Is this the kind of award winning journalism we can expect from Peter Bhatia, the newly named Editor and Vice President of Audience Engagement at Liberal Agenda Fishwrap, who, according to his resume is a multiple Pulitzer Prize-winning editor who has spearheaded meaningful journalism and digital advances at numerous news sites across the country? Welcome to Cincinnati, Pete. So far you’re doing just great!        

Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers are continuing to promoting all their other favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”

 More of our Weekend Wrap Up Later