Saturday, July 25, 2015

No Nudes is Good Nudes

Yesterday in Darkest Africa, Whistleblower Bureau Chief Ubangi Tadwell reported that nude protest against homosexuality in Kenya’s capital city was cancelled at the last minute before Obama returned to his ancestral homeland in Kenya on Friday, along with 31 female students urinating on a tree Obama planted at the university back in 2006 when he was a senator. Thousands of naked men and women, including prostitutes and these models from National Geographic Magazine, had been expected to take part in the demonstration against Obama’s open support for the LGBT community, according to Kenyan newspaper the Star. Homosexuality is currently illegal in Kenya, with acts carrying a prison sentence of up to 14 years. 

THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Kenya’s Republican Liberty Party Leader Vincent Kidala’s “The procession shall be carried out by approximately 5,000 totally naked men and women to protest over Obama’s open and aggressive support for homosexuality. The party’s main objective is for him to see and understand the different [sic] between a man and a woman.”

HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this day in 1985, Rock Hudson announced that he was suffering from acquired immune deficiency syndrome (AIDS). How could that be? Nobody even knew the tall, dark and handsome Hollywood leading man was gay, in spite of all those Rock Hudson gay jokes that had been around for years. [Read some of them here]

WHISTLEBLOWER ALTERNATIVE LIFE-STYLES COLUMNISTS BEN DOVER AND PHIL MCKREVIS say in 1973, the American Psychiatric Association removed homosexuality from its Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Psychiatric Disorders.  The American Psychological Association followed suit in 1975, declaring that it is “not a disorder.”

RACIAL HEALING UPDATES: Dumbed-Down DemocRATS in Connecticut Party have officially dumped both Thomas Jefferson’s and Andrew Jackson’s names from its annual fundraising dinner due to their ties to slavery, giving into demands from the state’s chapter of the NAALCD (National Association for the Advancement of Liberal Colored DemocRATS). Let’s face it, if Dishonest DemocRATS got rid of every DemocRAT who used to be a Racist, they’d never find a Big Name like LBJ or Robert Byrd to put on any fund-raising event.

Also yesterday, The Blower bet Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters wouldn’t have all the evidence to present to the Grand Jury on the Samuel Dubose case until at least next week. Today the Liberal Agenda Fishwrap was forced to report it wouldn’t be until next Friday. We guess that means The Blower was right again.

IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says thank God the Kentucky State Fair board has moved to forbid sales of Confederate Flag merchandise at the Kentucky State Fair. It’s comforting to know that Racism will finally be ended by pulling down this flag, and Gay Darkies in the Kentucky State song will now be free to live the American dream, free to keep their families together, free to value education, free to support their own children, free to stop murdering each other, free to graduate from high school, free to get married before having babies, and free to stop crime in their neighborhoods. Every Citizen in the Commonwealth will now rest easier knowing that by banning Confederate Flag merchandise at the Kentucky State Fair, all of those problems will cease to exist.

THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says RealClearPolitics Election 2016 Presidential Polls currently shows the Favorite Son Candidate from the Great State of Ohio now tied for tenth place with the Favorite Son Candidate from the Great State of Texas at a whopping 1.8%. And you thought Kasich would never be included in the Top Tier. Members of Kasich’s Kadre have been chanting “We’re Number Ten!” all week.

 

ANDERSON DAZE: Today The Blower will be covering the Annual Anderson Daze celebration at Beech Acres Park home of the new Anderson High School, trying to find out more information about Anderson Trustee Andy Pappas’ Family Friendly Nudist Camp and Marina opening on the Ohio River near the Belterra Racino, and watching those Forrest Gump School Board candidates circulating petitions near the Township Trustees Dunking Booth, where Township Clerk Ken “Just One More Budweiser” Dietz volunteered to join the Three Amigos when he heard this year the Dunking Tank would be filled with beer.

FINALLY, at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane who made this “Remember in November” banner for the GOP booth anyway. “It looks nice,” Kane admitted, but doesn’t anybody at the Anderson Township Republican Club realize Portman and Wenstrup are NOT on the ballot in November?”

“But it’s no big deal,” Kane added. “None of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, will ever notice the difference.”

  Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Anderson Township Republicans.

ANDERSON DAZE HOT LINE

e-mail your Dunking Booth Line Reservations today.

THESE GUYS DARE YOU TO DUNK THEM

Some Anderson Daze items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally Anderson Dazed subscribers, but we could always use more.

Whistleblower Link of the Day

Californians Petition to Ban Police from Carrying Guns!

Published on Jun 22, 2015: Media analyst Mark Dice asks beachgoers in San Diego, Californian sign a fake petition he says will ban police from carrying guns in high crime areas, in order to “help keep people safe” and stop police brutality. WTF? You have to see it to believe it. People have become so brainwashed by the liberal media that many think cops everywhere enjoy shooting black people and actually support disarming the POLICE as a solution! If someone just tells today’s zombies something is a good idea in an authoritative tone, they simply believe it without question. Welcome to the real Idiocracy!

(Sent in by Cincinnati Mayor John Cranley, as part of his plan for the City)

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