Thursday, July 23, 2014
More Failures for Our Commander-in-Chief
WHISTLEBLOWER POLLSTER RON RASSMUSSEN says just 30% say Obama is winning his war against ISIS, and only 35% approve of how he’s handling Iran. That’s way less than those 47% of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press.
NOT ENOUGH VOTER SUPPRESSION: DemocRAT Senate Campaign Committee Deputy Executive Director Preston Elliott e-mailed us to ask to donate because our blood was boiling after we found out about Republican Voter Suppression efforts. You bet it was, Preston—especially after we found out the GOP wasn’t doing nearly enough of it.
IN ANDERSON: This weekend The Blower will be covering the Annual Anderson Daze celebration at Beech Acres Park, especially those Forrest Gump School Board candidates circulating petitions near the Township Trustees Dunking Booth that will be filled with beer, and trying to find out more information about Anderson Trustee Andy Pappas’ Family Friendly Nudist Camp and Marina opening on the Ohio River near the Belterra Racino.
IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says with fewer than fifteen days until the First Republican Presidential Candidates Debate in John Kasich’s home state, the latest RCP Polls shows our Ohio Governor tied for eleventh place with perennial loser Rick Santorum. Better tell your crack Media Team to start sending out more press releases, John.
TV-WATCHING TROUBLE MAKER TINO DELGATO says, “I never watch these early political debates. Usually the only debates of some value are the finals. Who could ever forget Ross Perot? But the Donald adds a new dimension to the August debate and having Kasich in there spices it up even more. Both tend to speak without too much PC filtering. Can you imagine a ticket of Trump and Special K versus Hillary and “Whoever?” Now that’s a debate I’d record. Go Figure!!!”
PANDERING POLITICIANS: The choice of Cincinnati’s New Assistant Police Chief was easily predictable. A few months ago, our somewhat esteemed Mayor opined that the Cincinnati Police Department needed to add diversity to the upper rank of its command staff. One police captain was black – Elliot Isaacs. Hmmm, let me see if we can figure out who’ll get promoted to Assistant Police Chief – Duuhhh!
The sad side of the story is that Elliot is an accomplished, veteran commander who should perform well at his new rank. Unfortunately, the Mayor’s pandering to the Black community detracts from the true value Captain, now Assistant Chief Isaac, brings to the position.
On another note, all candidates for this position were promised a personal interview with the City Manager however, that did NOT occur. This type of jaded selection process causes one to wonder how objective the choice for assistant chief truly is. Reality would suggest the City simply picked the lone Black captain for promotion to help prove it truly values diversity; so the Mayor can retain the Black vote; and so da City’s yoofs will now have another role model.
Awww, BULLSHIT, it’s Affirmative Action and more of the same we’ve seen the past 30 years so let’s just hope Assistant Chief Isaac performs better than his affirmative action predecessor, Ron Twitty, the hit-skip King!
Now, let’s all go play some hoops wit da Chief!
AND DID YOU SEE WHERE CRANLEY SHOT FROM THE LIP AGAIN, this time about shooting of Samuel Dubose by a UC police officer (Cranley: UC police reform is in order) Whistleblower Faux Facebook Friend Jason Gloyd says, “So Cranley admits he hasn’t seen the video yet, but states as factual that this stop shouldn’t have ended in police shots fired! What a freaking joke. I have no idea if this was a good shot or not, but I’m certainly not prepared to make a definitive statement on it without seeing video or hearing from witnesses.”
ANOTHER STATEMENT FROM OUR STUPIDITY SANCTUARY comes from Dumbed Down DemocRAT Senate Candidate PG Sitt-‘n-Spin (Sittenfeld: Open rec centers at night to curb crime) Now there’s a retro-recommendation right out of the 70s, albeit, there is ample evidence suggesting our murderers, rapists, robbers, and drug dealers choose NOT to frequent recreation centers even if they’re left open for extended hours. Grow up, Sitt-‘n-Spin, then come back and see us with some more great ideas. WTF! He’s a goof!
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1984, Vanessa Williams gave up her Miss America title, the first resignation in the pageant’s history, after Penthouse magazine announced plans to publish nude/lesbo photos of the beauty queen in its September issue. And at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane explained to Political Insiders: Boy, did those pictures ever hurt Vanessa’s career in show business.
THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Oscar Wilde’s “If people were meant to be nude, they would have been born this way.”
WEDNESDAY’S LIBERAL LIAR AWARD goes to Obama’s White House spokesman Josh Earnest, who dismissed claims that Planned Parenthood has illegally profited from harvesting fetal tissue, saying the organization holds itself to “the highest ethical standards.”
But America is waking up to the horrors not only of Planned Parenthood but of abortion itself. That’s why Ohio Right to Life plans a big #WomenBetrayed Rally, Tuesday, July 28 at 11 A.M. at the Ohio Statehouse (West Lawn, High Street side). Governor John Kasich, Auditor Dave Yost, Attorney General Mike DeWhine and numerous federal and state elected officials are speaking out on this issue, demanding immediate action. Attorney General Mike DeWhine made Ohio one of the first states to launch a formal investigation of Planned Parenthood!
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo reports the Dissociated Press says Kentucky Republicans will have their longtime standard-bearer at this year’s Fancy Farm picnic next weekend. Senate majority leader Bitch McConnell says he will attend Kentucky’s premier political event August 1 in Fancy Farm. Taking center stage at this year’s round of political speeches will be the campaign for governor — pitting Democrat Jack Conway against Republican Matt Bevin. They are vying to succeed DemocRAT Governor Steve Beshear, who is in his second term and can’t serve again because of term limits. McConnell is Kentucky’s longest-serving senator and a regular at the Fancy Farm picnic. The senator said Monday he’s hoping to help make this year’s event interesting. The event always features armies of sign-toting, noisy hecklers on both sides, and as usual, The Blower will be rooting for the hecklers.
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were congratulating Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane, for his two correct predictions last week. “First, that Trump would not apologize for what he said about John McCain, and second, it wouldn’t be the last thing Trump says during the campaign for which he wouldn’t apologize.” That’s why the counter at the lower right hand corner of the Whistleblower Web Page has been counting down the days, hours, minutes, and seconds until the next time Donald Trump says something really stupid, because whom do you think Real Republican Primary Voters will be tuning in to watch at the first GOP Presidential Candidates Debate in Cleveland on August 6?
- REMEMBER: If you can’t improve on the news, you shouldn’t even be reporting it.
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