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WEDNESDAY, JULY 22, 2015

Following The Blower’s Lead

It seems a few more folks agree with The Blower’s diagnosis of Obama’s “Radical Islam Denial Syndrome” that we’ve only seen for the past seven years. Donald Trump called out Obama for his refusal to say “Islamic terrorism” in reference to the shooting last Thursday in Chattanooga. On Fox News, Judge Jeanine said she was “sick and tired that namby-pamby, make-believe politically correct fantasy world that Obama lives in,” and US TV Anchor Tomi Lahren’s epic rant against Obama on Radical Islam went viral.

IN IOWA, Hawkeye Bureau Chief Jan Michelson says Republican President Candidate Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker adopted The Blower’s position when he was ambushed by an illegal immigrant who demanded to know why the Wisconsin Governor didn’t support Obama’s Illegal Amnesty Program, and the Wisconsin Governor told the Illegal Immigrant he must “follow the law.” What part of “Illegal Immigrant” did that Dishonest DemocRAT not understand?  

IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Ohio Republican Governor John Kasich has not yet dropped out of his race for President, after the voluble and blunt-talking maverick promised the partisan crowd at THE Ohio State University student union he would take “the Heartburn from the Heartland to the White House.” And if Kasich chooses Mary Taylor for his running mate, just think how much the campaign will save on yard signs and bumper stickers.

ANOTHER VOLUBLE AND BLUNT-TALKING MAVERICK spoke in Cincinnati yesterday, when Hamilton County Prosecutor “Jaywalking Joe” Deters refused to kowtow to The Idiotorial Board at The Liberal Agenda Fishwrap, totally rejecting their ridiculous racist charges: “I never mentioned the race of any of the defendants in my comments at the press conference. We prosecute criminals of all races, genders, religions, etc. When our Feckless Fishwrappers say I “went too far when he [Deters] began to slap value judgments on a broad set of people, criminals or not … to feed racial discord in our community,” The Fishwrap is making a connection to race that I did not make. My comments were directed specifically at violent criminals who attack innocent people and police officers.” The Blower’s only complaint was that The Old JayWalker didn’t call those nameless Idiototal Board members “Scum.”

 Jaywalker also blunted the local news media’s Racism Agenda when he commented on the July 19 shooting of Samuel Dubose by University of Cincinnati police officer Ray Tensing, saying, “We are rapidly investigating what occurred between University of Cincinnati police officer Ray Tensing and Samuel Dubose and we expect to have our assessment complete before the end of next week.”

LET’S FACE THE FACTS: If UC hadn’t caved to Al Gerhardstein and the Taser-haters in 2011 when another “good man who was turning his life around” but fought with police and unexpectedly died after being tased, caused UC police to forgo using tasers ever after, Dubose could be alive today. No less-lethal option? What do the feel-good liberals who don’t understand policing expect? That a cop will just let someone attack him?

AND TINO DELGATO says it now turns out that Calhoun Street may have been named after that great legal mind from the Amos and Andy 1950’s TV show. Algonquin J. Calhoun Esquire was Johnny Cochrane long before there was a Johnny Cochrane. Go Figure!!!

HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1934, Public Enemy Number One John Dillinger was gunned down outside the Biograph Theatre in Chicago. See, there was violence in Obama’s home town even then.

OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE says that’s why we chose that famous anti-gun control slogan: “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people.” But The Blower preferred Eddie Izzard’s “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”

And speaking of people who get away with holding people up without using guns, it’s been almost a year since Warner Business Class began assessing customers $7.50 per phone line for a “Federal Subscriber Line Charge,” and increased Regulatory Recovery Fees by 1.11% of customers’ applicable phone charges.

TWENTY FOUR YEARS AGO when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town, Edition #60 published on July 23, 1991 featured an award-winning guest column by Phil Burr-Ass, President of Citizens for Community Values, Large Marge getting maimed in that week’s limerick contest, and a report on radioactive restaurants “Bluegrass Holler” by Ken CamBoo.  To see that entire edition, CLICK HERE.

IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY:  Bluegrass Bureau Chief says Ken CamBoo Alison Wondergams Grimes is taking her re-election campaign for Kentucky Secretary of State to next weekend’s Fancy Farm Picnic, but it looks like she’s still running against Bitch McConnell for U.S. Senate. Yesterday, Wondergams was complaining after Bitch accused Hillary of playing the “gender card.” Maybe Alison’s opponent should be running against Hillary the way GOP Gubernatorial Candidate Matt Bevin is running against Obama in his campaign against Disingenuous DemocRAT Jack Conway.

NO GAWKERS, PLEASE: Some people think we were kidding when we report that Kenton County’s Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl personally visits the Northern Kentucky Nudist Camp in Florence looking for escaped prisoners, who still haven’t voluntarily returned since they walked away from a work detail some time ago, and how much fun WCPO-TV’s Chopper 9 Helicopter Voyeur Dan Carroll has whenever flies over the Paradise Gardens Nudist Camp at 6100 Blue Rock Road in Colerain Township.

The Blower remembers Former Free Nature Fishwrapper KimBall Perry’s “Nudist colony wants trial covered up” story, describing that the lawyer for Paradise Gardens wanted to keep the public from knowing about or attending the public trial. Kevin Frank filed a motion with Hamilton with Hamilton County Common Pleas Court Judge P-P-P-Patrick DeWhine seeking to “exclude (the) public and media from the trial and to seal records” in the case. “My clients have their reasons for keeping it private,” Frank said. When asked what those reasons were, Frank in his best lawyerly tradition responded, “I’m not going to tell you.”

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Naked People at Paradise Gardens.

FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if he was surprised to see a second undercover video showing Planned Parenthood Federation of America’s Medical Directors’ Council President Dr. Mary Gatter haggling over payments for aborted baby body parts so she could get a Lamborghini ? “Why do you think The Blower calls them Baby Killers?” Kane asked.