FRIDAY, JULY 17, 2015

Just Because Joe Wouldn’t Call a Spade a Spade

Yesterday at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about that insane idiotorial criticizing Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters, just because somebody at the Liberal Agenda Fishwrap found “Deters’ ‘soulless’ rhetoric troubling.” You couldn’t tell which Gutless Wonder really wrote it, because wisely, that poorly-written piece of trash was left unsigned.

GW said Deters had been indicted by The Fishwrap’s Diversity Grand Jury for First Degree Political Incorrectness. His crime was “choosing divisive, incendiary rhetoric over measured, righteous indignation.” What a load of crap! The Blower would gladly choose divisive, incendiary rhetoric over measured, righteous indignation any day of the week, especially when we’re talking about those “soulless and unsalvageable thugs that will kill you and kill your grandmother, too.”

Obviously, our Feckless Fishwrappers preferred referring to those racist Black criminals as “Unruly Yoofs” after they left a white man beaten and bloody along with two Cincinnati Police Officers injured during their historic Fourth of July Beatdown on Fountain Square.

Thursday in a late night interview, Deters admitted to Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane that he had not called the perpetrators “Scum” at the press conference, as Kane had so often suggested.

“But I called them thugs,” Deters said. “Wasn’t that good enough?”

“Obviously not,” Kane replied. “The Blower has said it a million times: those Feckless Fishwrappers are too lazy, too stupid, or too dishonest ever to report the truth. Next time, use the ‘S-word.’ That’ll really piss off those Politically Correct Pussies in the Press.”

More Divisive, Incendiary Rhetoric later!