TUESDAY, JULY 14, 2015 

Our Nude National Holiday

Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Nude-Watchers in Northern Kentucky are thanking The Blower for being the only media outlet in the Tri-State to recognize that today is National Nude Day. “It’s a great way to keep cool during the hot, sticky summer,” the CamBoozler explained, “when a local nudist groups are happy for new members to take it off, take it all off.

Yesterday Northern Kentucky Nudist Spokesman Ollie Ogler explained, “National Nude Day is a serious event. People who like to parade around in the altogether are not really perverts. Snicker if you will, but Nudists believe that the body is a beautiful thing, and meant to be displayed. Nudist colonies, nude beaches, and other venues exist to cater to the preferences of individuals who seek to walk around ‘au natural,’ when baring it all might be offensive to the conservative population! Nudists are individuals who believe the human body is most beautiful in its natural state. Whether or not you agree with them, nudists encourage people to strut their stuff.”

Meanwhile on National Nude Day, just like most every other day, porn investigators at our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E. Rob Sanders’ office are busy watching the trailer free at The Naked News.

Winner of the Tuesday’s National Nude Day Photo Contest at the Northern Kentucky Nudist Camp in Florence was none other than Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl, who has personally visited that location every day searching every crack and cranny looking for escaped inmates. “I would never ask my men to do a job I wouldn’t do myself,” Terry said. 

Terry says this is his favorite picture of the girls you might see at the Northern Kentucky Nudist Camp in Florence. Say hello to Sandy, Candy, and Mandy.

And in a related item,

Oliver Klozhoff says, “Saturday is Walk Naked in America Day.  So don’t forget to mark your calendars.”

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.

So this Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Daylight time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America !

P.S. It is your patriotic duty to inform others.

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Ollie Ogler.

NATIONAL NUDE DAY PHOTO HOT LINE

E-mail your overexposed photos today

Some nude-watching items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally nude-watching subscribers.

 WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO OF THE DAY

Red Bull Nudist Camp Commercial

  (Sent in by Whistleblower Faux Facebook Friend Bobby Leach, (287 Friends, 12 Mutual Friends, including Todd Osborne and Andy Furman)who says we should also be publicizing the nudist camps in Cincinnati he frequents.)

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