SATURDAY, JULY 11, 2015

Lowering the Colors That Offended The Coloreds

Legendary Whistleblower South Carolina Political Reporter Gamecock Tadwell says yesterday the South Carolina became the Liberal Bullshit Capital of the Entire Universe when Republicans raised the White Flag in Surrender by taking down the Confederate Flag Disingenuous DemocRATS had put up 54 years ago in the first place.

But in Cincinnati, Our Liberal Agenda Fishwrap reports Rhymin’ Reverends in the Justice for Traci Hunter March were upset because they couldn’t find any Confederate Flags on public buildings to demand to be lowered, and Political Progressives at the Sanctuary for Stupidity weren’t going to lower the Gay Flag on Cincinnati City Hall, in case any hairy-legged lesbians wanted to get married by Mayor Cranley.  

In Anderson, Liberal Lumberjacks who were offended by the sight of too many trees were disappointed after Township Trustees Jackson and Pappas voted down the other trustee’s pandering proposal to lower the Township Flag at the Anderson Government Center, and Native Americans were outraged to see that controversial “Thievin’ Redskin Flag” was still flying at Anderson Stadium.

Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall said maybe they should lower the Reds Pennant Flag to half staff at Mediocre American Ball Park before Tuesday’s All Star Game in Cincinnati because the Reds are dead.

And in Northern Kentucky, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says, “The Confederate Flag 400 is still scheduled to be run at Kentucky Speedway tonight, Rain or Shine. Y’all Come see us!”

Meanwhile, at this morning’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane made clear The Blower’s long-time objection to flying the Confederate Flag on public buildings in the South put there by the DemocRATS in the first place. “Our objections were recorded long before Liberals ever thought up Political Correctness,” Kane explained. “It’s because the South lost the Civil War.”

And somehow, that simple concept would probably never be understood by those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press. 

Now let’s all watch our Politically Correct version of The Dukes of Hazard.

More Liberal’s Lack of Logic Later