WEDNESDAY, JULY 8, 2015

Our Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor IS Looking Smaller By The Day

         Even though Cincinnati’s Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley tried to assure potential visitors that “Cincinnati is the safest big city in America,” earlier today, The Blower reported Celebrity Singer Ariana Grande would not be performing at the MLB All-Star Concert in our Special “Hate Crime Designation” E-dition, after Cincinnati’s Current Black Police Chief Jeffrey “I’m Still Not Panicking” Blackwell saw where several national news media outlets were following The Blower’s lead and calling Saturday night’s Bloody Beatdown a “Hate Crime,” because Cincinnati’s Fourth of July Melee on Fountain Square left a white man beaten and bloody on the Fourth of July at the hands of a mob of “Unruly” Black Yoofs. Blackwell is now actually asking Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters to pursue “Hate Crime” charges for those poor misunderstood “unruly yoofs.”

         The Blower now wonders about another All Star Event Cancellation. What if the Budweiser Clydesdale Horses were also afraid to appear downtown on Friday afternoon, and had their venue changed to the safety and security of Belterra Park in Anderson Township, where, according to Anderson Trustee Andrew Pappas, “unruly yoofs” of any race, creed, color, or sexual preference are never made to feel welcome?

         THIS JUST IN: Channel 9 “Substantially True” News is now reporting that Blackwell will not be in town for some All-Star events. How convenient!

More All Star Event Cancellations Later