THURSDAY, JULY 2, 2015

Here Come the Brides!

In last Saturday’s “SCOTUS Running Amok” E-dition, The Blower foretold there just might be some unintended consequences after Justice Kennedy decided the other 321,201,620 of us should enjoy the same Sodomy less than 1.6% of the population was demanding.

The Blower said the “Definition of Marriage” was whatever SCOTUS said it was, whenever they got around to saying it. So why couldn’t a marriage be three people? What would be wrong with bigamy, polygamy, or even “pigamy”—if you wanted to marry your pet pig? Maybe you’re from Kentucky and you like your sister or first cousin, whichever sex he, she, or it may be, or even your dog or the neighbor’s pony.

Well, it didn’t take long, did it? Faster than you can say “We do,” a polygamous TRIO headed to the Yellowstone County Courthouse in Montana seeking “tolerance” … and a marriage license.

Nathan Collier now wants to be “married” to his girlfriend along with his wife, and the “happy, strong, loving family” is citing the Supreme Court’s ruling on same-sex marriage to make the case. “Marry us,” the Three-Way Loving Trio told the clerk. “If the Supreme Court OK’d ‘gay’ unions, then we should be allowed to join together in holy polygamy.”

No wonder there’s a Polygamous Movement to allow marriage between multiple partners. 

NOTE: The Blower’s not sure which one’s the wife and which one’s the girlfriend, but as our Good Friend Bobby Leach says, “What’s the difference?”