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THURSDAY, JULY 2, 2015
Our Countdown Continues
The Counter on the lower right hand corner of the Whistleblower Web Page continues to click away the days, hours, minutes, and seconds until the start of Saturday’s Holy Homophobic islamophobic Heterosexual Fourth of July Day Parade in Anderson, sponsored by the Anderson Area of Commerce, where only White, God-Fearing Hetero Citizens of Anderson will be permitted to march in the Patriotic Procession. That parade might take a little longer than planned, if the entire convoy is rerouted through the drive-thru lane of Andy Pappas’ new Krispy Kreme store like those 42,321 people looking for free doughnuts on Tuesday’s Opening Day.
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says every pickup truck with Confederate Flags will be in the big NoKY Fourth of July Parade.
AND WITH JULY FOURTH only two days away, you’ll no doubt recall 24 Years Ago This Week (when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town). Edition #57 (published July 2, 1991) our Top Ten patriotic ways to celebrate the Fourth of July that year. Some of those reasons still seem pretty good today. [SEE EDITION #57 Here]
IN WASHINGTON: Our DC Newsbreaker says Obama announced Wednesday that the United States and Cuba have struck a deal to open embassies in each other’s capitals and re-establish diplomatic relations for the first time in half a century, just as soon a Republicans John Boehner and Bitch McConnell come up with the money for Obama’s latest foreign policy blunder.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN said on today’s date in 1964, President Lyndon B. Johnson signed the historic Civil Rights Act into law in a nationally televised ceremony at the White House. And today, our Kneepad Liberals in the Press are still making sure Republicans never get a bit of credit for all their hard work. But just to be “fair-and-balanced, all those media whores always neglect to mention that Al Gore’s dad and Dead DemocRAT Dean of the Senate Robert Byrd voted against Civil Rights for Darkies.
THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Black 2012 GOP Presidential Candidate Herman Cain’s “The DemocRATS co-opted the credit for the Civil Rights Act of 1964. But if you go back and look at the history, a larger percentage of Republicans voted for that than did DemocRATS. But a DemocRAT president signed it, so they co-opted credit for having passed the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and the Voting Rights Act of 1965.
Meanwhile, TV Land has pulled reruns of The Dukes of Hazzard off its schedule, amid the Liberal Propaganda Campaign against the Confederate Flag, because the Stars and Bars is displayed on the roof of the Duke boys’ car.
And in Cincinnati, our Liberal Agenda Fishwrap continues to promote Clarence Newsome’s meaningless offer to discuss the Confederate flag’s meaning, but White people can come down to the Over-Taxed Sucker, Empty, Uppity, Oprah Winfrey Campaigning for Obama, Under-funded, Ugly-ass, Poorly-Planned Unnagraown Rayroe Museum Not-so-Free-dom Center and remove items they feel “offends” them, just like when his daughter got her picture on the front page of Monday’s Liberal Agenda Fishwrap for getting arrested as part of a Liberal Whacko Publicity Stunt by illegally removing a Confederate Flag from the South Carolina statehouse grounds Saturday morning.
WHITE GUYS LIKE FRIED CHICKEN TOO: Everybody’s getting ready for National Fried Chicken Day on Monday, when they can enjoy crisp and tasty, finger licking good fried chicken. And we don’t care if it does make us sound slightly racist, our Freebie Gourmet says, “Popeye’s do make some fine chicken.” And wouldn’t you know, our Good Friend Bobby Leach says he prefers a big breast.
THE LATEST POLLS: Last year, Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen said according to Gallup, 71% of Americans thought the Founding Fathers would be disappointed by the United States these days. Did that mean they wouldn’t approve of Obama? Photo Spoofer Edward Cropper wasn’t sure.
Also, according to a Tuesday Suffolk University/USA Today survey, a mere 70 % of respondents said they don’t want the federal government imposing a ban on the sale or manufacture of the Confederate flag. But what do they know?
And a CNN Poll shows almost Zero Support for Obama’s Gun Control Plans after Charleston.
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, a Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane what he thought of Rob “Fighting for Fagellas” Portman’s belated statement on Obama’s Rubber Stamping Supreme Court’s Legalization of Sodomy Rights. When Kane explained Portman had said, “Now that the Court has reached its decision, I hope we can move past the division and polarization the issue has caused,” Conservatives understood why The Robmeister hadn’t included that statement with one of his daily fund-raising e-mails.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Rob Portman.
NATIONAL FRIED CHICKEN DAY HOT LINE
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WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO LINK OF THE DAY
The Obamas After Dark
(Probably not sent in by Joseph Clancy, Director of the United States Secret Service.)
Note: We guarantee iPhone subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today.
