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Thursday, May 28, 2015
Real Causes of Urban Violence Still Being Ignored
Yesterday, The Blower’s Special National Crime Wave E-dition said Obama’s Soft-on-Crime Urban Policies Are Really Working, and a new hours later our Feckless Fishwrappers posted their story about how shootings in Cincinnati were at a ten year high. Coincidence? We think not.
At least now all those local Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, have been told about the problem.
From the Whistleblower Social News Desk
IN TODAY’S SOCIAL COLUMN, Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel exclusively reports according to her Channel 9 Snitch, last weekend, Former Hamilton County RINO Party Boss, now a Federal Judge, Michael Barrett was secretly married to a local leggy supermodel TV anchorwoman half his age in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware, wherever the hell that is. The Judge’s older brother Western Southern CEO John Barrett, who was excluded from the guest list at the wedding, claimed he didn’t know anything about his brother’s wedding and suspected a shotgun might have been involved. Further, said he and his wife Eileen were way too busy anyhow planning a wing-ding fund-raiser with their best friends, Disbarred DemocRAT Lawyer $tan Che$ley and Judge Mr$. Stan Che$ley for Ohio Senator Rob “Fighting for Same Sex Weddings” Portman, where gays galore are expected to be in attendance.
IN TODAY’S ANTI-SOCIAL COLUMN, that Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out to Destroy “Crazy Eric” (including the Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club) is still celebrating after reading the latest about a couple of cases that don’t seem to be going “Crazy Eric’s” way. First, there was that little Insurance Subrogation Case where the Court of Appeals affirmed the judgment against Deters in a case in which he kept the proceeds of a settlement that should have been paid to his clients’ insurance carrier. He’s back on the hook for roughly $80k and counting. [You can read that Judgment Entry HERE.]
Then there’s another new malpractice case recently filed by one of Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s nearby neighbors in Anderson. It’s vintage “Crazy Eric” claiming “I’m so smart I don’t even need to read the contract to know what your rights are.” This Northern Kentucky case includes all of the trademark Deters’ incompetence, swagger, ignorance, and bellicosity Judges on both sides of the river have come to know and love over the years. It’s amazing: He essentially destroyed his client’s $500,000 business. [You can read that complaint HERE.]
PLUS THAT FRUMPY HILLARY IMPERSONATOR who’ll be making a campaign appearance in Cincinnati next week is not very attractive. But come to think of it, neither is Hillary.
THE FISHWRAP’S MEMORIAL DAY COLUMN about “Our Real National Debt” was not poorly written by retired University of Florida Professor James F. Burns, who graduated from Anderson High School, a year after our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane finished serving his sentence there. The Blower remembers the last time The Fishwrap ran one of Burns’ columns, that one about Helen Merz, the 100-year old former Anderson High School English teacher, when Burns forgot to mention Miss Merz’s most gifted student during her entire four-decade-long teaching career who won that prestigious American Legion Medal for his “What I Owe My County” Essay in 1956, which our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher just happen to be still wearing today.
TWENTY-FOUR YEARS AGO THIS WEEK: (when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town), people were still talking about Edition #51 that came out on May 21, 1991 and featured “At the Dirty Movies With Weikel & Leis,” all about their review of Madonna’s new rockumentary “Truth or Dare.” [SEE ALL OF EDITION # 51 HERE]
FROM TIME TO TIME, The Blower has casually mentioned how local Republicans have been somewhat disappointed at Alex T. Mall Cop GOP’s lack of leadership at the Hamilton County RINO Party. On Memorial Day, The Blower learned local Disenchanted DemocRATS have been just as disillusioned with Hamilton County Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka. Maybe each group could arrange a swap.
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Northern Kentucky Republicans are wondering when NoKY Republicans will be uniting like they did after that really divisive 2014 Primary Election between Kentucky’s US Senator Bitch McConnell and Matt Bevin, before Bitch faced Ditzy DemocRAT Alison Wondergams Grimes in last November’s media hyped election.
Maybe they should hold a rally. They could sing cum-bah-ah and bury the hatchet. The Blower will be glad to announce the arrangements, just as soon as we receive word.
WHISTLEBLOWER SUMMER INTERN PROGRAM: Tomorrow is the final day to e-mail applications for the summer term which runs June 1 through August 21. Applicants must either be tri-state residents attending an accredited college or university in or outside of Ohio or Kentucky. Applicants must also have completed a full academic year by the end of the internship. Participants are expected to commit to a minimum of 20 hours per week of program-related work over the internship.
Applicants must also submit a 1,000-word-or-less essay on “Why it’s OK to Make Fun of Politicians.”
Applications can also be submitted for the fall term: August 24– November 13, 2015
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1900 fire nearly destroyed the Reds’ grandstand. And watching our current crop of hitless millionaires lose all those games this year, Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall wonders why they ever rebuilt it, especially after the Reds began their next losing streak Wednesday afternoon against the Colorado Rockies, a team that’s supposed to be even worse than they are.
MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE again chose Reds Manager Bryan Price’s expletive-laden rant when he set a record for the record number of times a major league manager used the word “fuck” in an answer to a deserving member of the news media like C. Trent Rosencrans.
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about Senator Ted Cruz winning the first Ohio Conservatives United Presidential Poll by a wide margin with 32% of Ohio Conservatives choosing the Texas Senator as their top Republican Presidential candidate. Current Ohio RINO Governor John Kasich tied for eighth place with three other candidates. TEA Party Guy Tom Zawistowski, President of the We the People Convention, explained the significance of the poll by saying, “This poll shows where the conservative activists in the state are willing to put their support. These are the people who do all the work in the primary election. They make the phone calls, knock on the doors, and get out the vote. That’s what makes this poll more significant than other polls.”
John McAvoy, Spokesman for the Ohio Conservatives United, said that “18 groups and over 900 individuals from around the state participated in this first survey which will be conducted monthly until the 2016 primary.” Results from individual groups can be viewed at www.OhioConservativesUnited.org. McAvoy said that they expect many more groups to participate in the coming months.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Racial Racketeers fanning the flames of Racial Division for their own personal political agendas.
News We Doubt Will Happen, But Really Should
Forrest Gump School Board Members Randy Smith and Jim Frooman resigned their positions today. In a joint statement they explained, “We feel we should be held appropriately accountable for the serious setbacks to the school district that occurred recently in our term of office, as they were totally our fault. If the superintendent we hired, aided, and abetted was forced to resign, so should we.
“We really had hoped to cover it all up as we did with so many other things. We don’t want any of those other things we’ve done as board members to be dragged around in public by staying in office or running for reelection this fall.
“It would not be in the best interests of the school district or, more importantly, the two of us for the public to learn things like the extent of our misappropriation of district resources for the bond levy campaign.
“If we are gone, maybe the trusting voters won’t blame us that the ridiculous building plans we duped them into approving won’t help anything other than maybe our own personal property values.
“However, we remain proud of the fact that we did ‘do something’.”
Board Member Tony Hemmelgarn was not even asked for comment as it was assumed he would have none as usual.
And Board Member Forest Heis still appears to be lost as reported recently by The Fishwrap.
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