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Special “Angry Andersonian Update” E-dition

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Tuesday, May 19, 2015

So Now You Know Why He’s Still Smiling!

image005Angry Andersonian Over-Taxed Payers now realize the last Forrest Gump School District tax levy they stupidly approved will be a gift that keeps on taking.  As they prepare to pay their mid-year jacked-up property and school tax bills in June, there’s news that School Board Members approved a Suckers Severance Package for disgraced former Superintendent “Smiling Dallas” Jackson, who, instead of just being fired like anybody else, will be paid until August of 2016!  By our public school education math, that’s a severance of 15 months.  Or by our over-taxed payer’s calendar, three more tax bills. 

Total over-taxed payers’ money going into “Smiling D’s” checkbook?  Approximately $184,375.  But, who’s counting?

image006Over-taxed payers will also be happy to know he’ll get his benefits, like his health insurance, unused vacation time and another $13,000 as part of a school board paid annuity.  Seems like the Forrest Gump School District board is paying hush money so “Smiling Dallas” doesn’t rat on them.

After cashing his first severance check courtesy of Anderson over-taxed payers, “Smiling Dallas” was overheard thanking all those suckers for their ignorant votes last November and said he was going to exploring his true calling in front of the abandoned K-Mart store in the Anderson Town Center.

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“Friends, I don’t want to make any money.
I just like to sell used cars.”image015