Monday, May 18, 2015

And We’re Just About to Run Out of Mud!

Has Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo been really covering the 2015 Republican Gubernatorial Mudslinging Contest for the past year? You bet! As the official voice of the Conservative Agenda and the publication of record for all the political scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and back-stabbing in Northern Kentucky, our readers know to expect nothing less.

Last weekend, the wife of Republican gubernatorial candidate James Comer accused of abusing a slutty girlfriend in college said the allegations were almost as “vile-and-disgusting” as the tactics of her husband’s opponent Hal Heiner’s campaign working with biased blogger Michael Adams to spread all those lies.   

No wonder Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says a recent Bluegrass Poll conducted by the Courier-Journal, the Lexington Herald-Leader, WHAS and WKYT found the GOP Gubernatorial Race too close to call: Bevin: 27%, Comer: 26%, Heiner: 25%, and Scott: 8%, with 14% undecided.

 Today, The Blower remembers how much fun we were all having last summer, when the 2014 Bluegrass Primaries were ancient history and all those Bluegrass Politicians had gotten to attack each other for real.

U.S. Senate Minority Leader Bitch McConnell was conducting the Republican War on Women against his Ditzy DemocRAT Opponent, Alison Wondergams Grimes.

But The Camboozler was there to cover “Honest” Gil Fulbright, who’s was launching his U.S. Senate campaign at the annual Fancy Farm Picnic even though he wouldn’t actually appear on the ballot — and even though he wasn’t even a real person.

Fulbright was played by veteran character actor Frank Ridley, a creation of the group represent.us, which claimed to favor limiting money in politics by scamming people to raise money for their fake candidate. Their web page is still on the internet, but unlike The Blower, which mocked their efforts last year, you haven’t heard a thing from them lately.

More Fake 2015 Primary News Later