Wednesday, May 13, 2015
Getting the Right Spin
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 2003, the Treasury Department introduced its new “colorized” $20 bill, and today during the Obama Recession, it’s still worth about eighteen cents.
Not only that, Obama is defending his base being called “sponges,” “leeches,” and “lazy slackers who don’t want to work,” the number of Americans NOT working during Obama’s Historic Recovery is a new record high of 93,194,000, and Obama’s US Debt Clock just keeps on spinning.
OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose President Ronald Reagan’s “Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the DemocRATS believe every day is April 15.”
OBAMA’S RACIAL DIVIDE: NBC News is lauding Michelle Obama for her “Deeply Candid,” “Powerful,” And “Historic” Race Baiting Graduation Speech at Totally Black Tuskegee University, but some people think FLOTUS stoking racial tensions while Blacks riot in Baltimore is nothing but an absolute disgrace.
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Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP says there’s still time to make reservations for that gay-friendly “After Party” following Saturday’s Hamilton County RINO Party Lincoln-Reagan-Portman Dinner featuring Ohio’s Same-Sex-Supporting Senator Rob Portman, now that Bewildered Constituents are wondering why the Republican Elite wants Rob “Fighting for Same-Sex Sodomy” Portman to help “reshape” the Republican Marriage Platform.
Ohio Right to Lifers think it’s curious that Cincinnati’s Aronoff Center is planning to present “The Margaret Sanger Story,” honoring the founder of Planned Parenthood, the country’s leading baby killer (not to mention doing in on over-taxed payers’ dollars).
Our Belligerent Black Blogger Nate “Rhymes With Hate” Livingston also wonders if local race baiters will be attending, since Sanger’s views on Race Relations are also well know, with quotes like “We don’t want the word to go out that we want to exterminate the Negro population,” and “They are…human weeds, reckless breeders, spawning… human beings who never should have been born.”
Local terror plot suspect facing life in prison Christopher Lee Cornell (who prefers the name Raheel Mahrus Ubaydah) pleaded not guilty Tuesday in Magistrate Judge Stephanie Bowman’s courtroom to the new charge he faces – trying to provide support to the terrorist organization ISIS. Senator Rob Portman said if he had a Gay Muslim son, he’d probably look just like Raheel.
Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin reacted to Sharon Coolidge’s “Does Cincinnati need a stronger mayor?” in The Fishwrap: Hey! Last go-round, Cincinnati got a Less Weak Mayor and a Less Strong City Manager. Now some on Clown-cil want a change to a Less Strong Weak Mayor and maybe no City Manager at all? Phooey! We’d all be better off with a reincarnation of Boss Cox and a strong mayor/ward council system. The GooGoo Charterites did irreparable damage to the city and its economy. We’re still living in the wreckage today. P.S. For those of you in Stupid Hills, GooGoo is short for “good government.”
CH Snitch at 1000 Main Street says some people acted surprised that Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe Deters” was supportive of legalizing marijuana, but everyone who watched him in Columbus had been asking for years what Joe was smoking.
Following Monday’s windstorm in Brown County, Noted Birdwatcher Twitcher Tadwell says, “I’ve seen many remarkable nature photographs over the years but this photo of a nesting Falcon in an old tree is perhaps the most remarkable nature shot that I’ve ever seen. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. Nature is truly breath-taking! Please send this to most of your older friends, since the younger ones probably have never seen a falcon, and wouldn’t recognize it.”
Finally, at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if Randy Smith and the Forrest Gump School Board had accepted his generous offer to run the school district in his spare time, since with all The Blower’s snitches, Kane always seem to know more about what’s going in the district on than all the Board Members put together. “Not yet,” Kane explained, “although my curriculum vitae includes a somewhat impressive record as a high school teacher and administrator.”
Also in Anderson, Outraged Over-taxed Payers wonder what happened at Tuesday night’s Park Board meeting. There was no mention of the proposed property tax levy on the agenda, or any results from the previous meeting held jointly with the Trustees and Forrest Gump School Board.
In Northern Kentucky
FRANKFORT FOOD FIGHT: According to the National Journal, with only six more days until the Bluegrass 2015 Republican Primary Elections on May 19, Bitch McConnell’s last year’s loser primary foe Matt Bevan is emerging as the least damaged of the top Republican candidates in Kentucky’s gubernatorial primary. As Comer and Heiner battle, Bevin is attempting to stand above the fray. Bevin’s campaign released a TV ad Friday that depicts Comer and Heiner “acting like children” in a food fight, while a narrator says Bevin’s the only one who brings “grown-up leadership” to the race. [WATCH IT HERE]
Bitch might even be asking for a recount, especially after Harry Reid and DemocRAT now in the minority, blocked McConnell’s Grand Plan to Cave In to Obama on his Terrible Trade Deal.
Today’s Liberal Liar Award goes to Kerri Richardson, Disingenuous DemocRAT Bluegrass Governor Steve BeSheared’s spokesbabe, who side-stepped the media’s gotcha same-sex marriage question, saying, “Governor BeShear’s personal opinion on same sex marriage has no bearing on the case before the Supreme Court.” Kerri says, “It’s not fair. How can you say I’m lying when I don’t answer the question.”
And if you like watching politicians not answer questions, check our Kentucky U.S. Senator Rand Paul’s “non-answer” when he was asked about his son’s guilty DUI plea on Tuesday. A campaign spokesman said in an email that the announced Republican 2016 Presidential Candidate doesn’t comment on private family matters, especially the ones he doesn’t want to talk about.
The CamBoozler has always been fighting to get space for his Northern Kentucky stories, even 24 Years Ago This Week (when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town), and Edition #50 came out on May 14, 1991 featuring the CamBoozler’s Report about complaints from inmates at the Campbell County Jail. To See the entire Edition #50, CLICK HERE
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Nathan “Cornbread” Smith.
PLAGIARISM COUNT: Unattributed material was pilfered from only one websites for the production of today’s Blower. (This time we only plagiarized ourselves!)
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The Gunfighter (A Classic Western Morality Play for Today)
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