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Thursday, May 7, 2015
What a Difference a Year Makes
Think of how much things have changed since the second Thursday in April, 2014. It was our Special “Election Post Mortem” E-dition, and we reported even Peter $tautberg’s own precinct buried him!
On that Tuesday at the Whistleblower Newswire’s offices, the entire staff had stayed up all night to put out a special edition to revel that the TEA Party’s only true Statehouse victory over the Ohio Republican Party came when “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman stunned $tate Rep-tile for $ale Peter $tautberg 54% to 46%, and that at press time, not a single elected or party official had called Brinkman to congratulate him. Not one—zip, zero, nada! And Brinkman’s name was curiously missing from that BS e-mail from Ohio RINO Party Boss Matt Borges asking all RINOS to “unite,” as he was congratulating all the Republican winners except Brinkman. Maybe that’s why Our Quote for Today Committee had chosen John F. Kennedy’s “Victory has a thousand fathers, but defeat is an orphan.”
Chippy Gearhart, those other Larcenous Lobbyists in Columbus, and the Ohio Republican Party had spent a lot of money to tell lies about Brinkman. They even had the blessing of Brinkman’s Good Buddy, COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney supporting Politicians’ Right to Lie About Brinkman During the Campaign. But this time, the Anderson TEA Party (The only local TEA Party Organization to capitalize the word “TEA” because it stands for “Taxed Enough Already,” not to mention Loony Libertarian Jim Berns and his sign-wavers got out the vote for “TaxKiller Tom (In 2012, Brinkman lost to $tautberg 61% to 39.)
Last year’s 2014 Republican Primary Election was almost as sweet as back when that Corrupt, Evicted, Lying, Plagiarizing, Meddling, Overblown, Bought-And-Paid-For, Tax-And-Spend, Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-In-A-Ditch “Mean Jean” Schmidt was finally defeated in the 2012 GOP Primary, when the Maggie/Che$ley/Cunningham cabal was unable to save Old Wrinkle-Puss one last time. The Fishwrap’s 2014 endorsement for $tautberg proved totally worthless, as expected.
Brinkman said his gloating would continue that Wednesday night at the Anderson Township Republican Club, where Alex T., Mall Cop GOP was scheduled to be the featured speaker, that’s if the Hamilton County Party Boss even had the nerve to show up. Maybe Alex T. could comment on pictures someone sent us of $tautberg’s brother campaigning illegally inside the flags (repeatedly) at Knox Presbyterian Church in Hyde Park wearing a $tautberg campaign shirt and handing out leaflets.
In other Ohio House races where Conservatives weighed in, they won, in part because there was money behind the candidates to get a message out. In races for the State Central Committee, the Republican Establishment won hands down because no one, including the candidates, raised any money to get their message out. No money meant voters didn’t know who the Conservative was, and the Party Hacks who should’ve been voted out, stayed on.
FINALLY, a year ago, at the daily meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane what he thought would happen to Disgraced Former State Rep-tile Peter $tautberg, after his humiliating defeat. No Problem, Kane explained, “Larcenous Lobbyist Chippy would get Ohio Republican Governor Kasich-Taylor to appoint the best $tate Money Could Buy to fill a vacancy on the Ohio 1st District Court of Appeals, where he could be the best Judge Money Could Buy.
Another good thing what happened last year on this date was long before Cincinnati Bell’s HispanoFilipino employees in Manila were mislabeling all communications from The Blower’s computer as “Spam.” Wouldn’t you think Cincinnati Bell could open an office in Cincinnati to handle some of their many problems?
Also, Hurley the Historian said on this date in 1789, George Washington attended his inaugural ball, but unlike Bill Clinton, he didn’t get a single BJ. And on this date in 1763, the Pontiac Rebellion began, but it wasn’t until this week in 2011 that General Motors recalled their Hummers. Our Quote for the Day says they were trying to find us a good Hummer quote, but all they could find on the internet were places where you could rent a Hummer limousine.
More Ignorance and Apathy
How low was that 2014 Ohio Primary voter turnout anyway? The voter apathy was so thick, you could’ve cut it with a knife. By staying home, all of those Southwest Ohio Republican voters assured themselves of getting the government they truly deserve.
But first, we had to talk about a few of The Blower’s other predictions. We could’ve given you the results of the Ohio 2014 Primary Elections months before. Every single one of the DemocRATS and Republicans who ran unopposed won their races. No kidding!
In 2013, Disgraced Masturbating Former Anderson Trustee Kevin O’Brien got more votes for Anderson Township Trustee than Pete Beck did a year later in 2014 for State Rep-tile!
Flim-Flamming Flyboy Fred Kundrata (who only got 3% of the vote running against “Bronze Star” Brad Wenstrup as a Republican in Ohio’s Second Congressional District in 2012) was so excited because he would soon be living his lifelong dream…to lose a November election This time as a Disingenuous DemoCRAT against Ohio First District Congressman Steve Chabothead.)
Meanwhile in the Second District, Marek Tyszkiewicz (pronounced Pelosi) won the right to get his ass handed to him by “Bronze Star” Brad. The D-RATS 2014 sacrificial lamb had hit on a plan so cunning it could only come from the mind of a son of Poland: Noting that by doing almost no campaigning, William Smith got over 40% of the vote in 2012, Marek plans to do Smith one better, he’ll do ABSOLUELY NO CAMPAIGNING. And with a name nobody could pronounce and therefore no one else had ever heard of, that would be a sure winner!
Republicans for Higher Taxes took a break from gloating over Tom Brinkman’s victory over Peter $tautberg to resume gloating over Jonathan Dever’s victory over Rick Bryan. Was it just a coincidence that The Fishwrap couldn’t bring itself to mention Jonathan’s name in either the written or internet editions? We think not! Although, there was some sentiment for just plain incompetence.
Comedian Jim Carey had a special message for Stautberg. That message was sent in by Whistleblower Faux Facebook Friend Cathy Brinkman, [697 Friends, 107 Mutual Friends] who says, “Every once in a long while, the underdog wins. Feels soooooooo good! And I need to FRIEND all of the Moms for Tom in Anderson Township, OH who made this victory possible.”)
Today’s Stupid Liberal Liar Award is a Toss-Up
Racist Black DemocRAT Congressman Elijah Cummings’ denial about DemocRATS running Baltimore since 1967: “My party did not cause the problems in this city.” And CNN’s Black Racist Commentator Marc Lamont-Hill’s “It’s ‘Baseless’ to say Muslims are ‘more violent, more prone to terrorism than other religions.’ ” And all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, said “Amen.”
Deflate-Gate Update
Trouble Making Tail Gater Tino Delgato says now that the Patriots and QB “Tom Terrific” Brady have been found “guilty” in the NFL’s deflate gate (Wells) investigation. This means:
- Owner Robert Kraft will NOT get his apology from the NFL
- Robert Kraft will offer an apology (yeah, right)
- Tom Brady will be suspended for the first 2015 game versus the Steelers, (not a chance).
- Tom Brady will have to blow up all future footballs
- The Patriots will be fined and lose draft choices
- People can never say “Cheaters never win,” because they do in Beantown.
- Bill Belichick will have some excuse ready, like “We’re only concentrating on the Steelers.”
- Both Belichick and Brady will have deflated busts in Canton.
Mudslinging In Northern Kentucky
BLUEGRASS BUREAU CHIEF KEN CAMBOO says he really thought the next two weeks were going to be dull having to watch the 2015 Republican Gubernatorial Campaign between now and the Bluegrass Primary Elections on May 19. But some real down-and-dirty mudslinging started this week when our Feckless Fishwrappers reported from a Tuesday press conference that GOP Gubernatorial Candidate James Comer is now vehemently denying charges that he physically abused a girlfriend in college and drove her to have an abortion nearly 20 years ago.
Comer, who had trailed slightly behind frontrunner Hal Heiner from Louisville in the most recent public polls, said other more recent surveys showed him in the lead “for the first time in 10 weeks.” As he committed to keeping his campaign going, Comer questioned the timing of the story, sparked by a letter from Comer’s former girlfriend Marilyn Thomas to the Courier-Journal.
Lexington blogger Michael Adams – who has previously published the allegations and has previously been tied to the Heiner campaign – as well as the Louisville newspaper for printing the story. (The Courier-Journal and The Fishwrap are both owned by Gannett.)
The story broke as Comer’s running mate Taylor Mill Republican State Senator Chris McDaniel said Monday night in a debate televised statewide that the blogger Adams was being investigated by a Kenton County grand jury for allegedly threatening McDaniel’s daughters over the internet.
And you thought only Despicable DemocRATS did things like this.
And just to show The Blower is not above slinging a little sludge ourselves, our friends at the Kentucky Center for Investigative Reporting say there’s been a small development in a running lawsuit story: A Jefferson County judge last week refused to throw out a lawsuit alleging that Disgraceful DemocRAT fundraiser and Jack Conway campaign chairman, Nathan “Cornbread” Smith, the corporate owner of 17 Kentucky mobile home parks, illegally evicted residents, forcing them to abandon trailers that they owned. [READ MORE HERE]
The Blower stands by our long-time Whistleblower Faux Facebook Friend, even if according to the law suits, he evicted residents who refused to pay water and sewer bills “in some case as high as 10 times a normal bill.”
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