Monday, May 4, 2015 

Don’t Forget Not to Vote Tomorrow

            Before every election, The Whistleblower is always deluged with calls, faxes, text messages, and e-mails asking which candidates and issues we plan to endorse. As the official publication for all that scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and back-stabbing which will be forever known as Indecision 2015, our readers have every right to expect nothing less. And the fact that only one day before Ohio’s 2015 Primary Elections, after all of our penetrating reporting and scathing commentary, there could be any doubt about which candidates or issues we might cheer or jeer would be further tribute to the astounding even-handedness of our always fair-and-balanced journalism.

          But this year there are no candidates on the ballot in Hamilton County, unless you live in Cheviot, Harrison, Norwood, or Sharonville.  And a lot of those people are running unopposed. And best of all, we don’t have to listen to all that Early Voting Voter Suppression Nonsense for Disingenuous DemocRAT Obama Supporting Slackers looking for more Free Stuff.

          At the same time, there’s only the Arlington Heights Tax Levy on the ballot, along with the Elmwood Place Tax Levy, Winton Woods City School District Bond, Lockland Local School District Tax Levy, Northwest Local School District Bond and Tax Levy, Cheviot Tax Levy, Forest Park Tax Levy, and City of Harrison Tax Levy. There isn’t even a recall of the Forrest Gump School Board in Anderson. You don’t have to take our word for it. Check out the Board of Elections HERE.

Meanwhile, with all the hubbub about Cinco De Mayo on May 5 tomorrow,
don’t forget May 4 is Star Wars Day.