Special “Fake Facebook Advisory” E-dition

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Sunday, May 3, 2015

image005Did you ever wonder why we always tell you to Just say “Hell No” to Social Networking on the Whistleblower Disclaimers Page?

Maybe it’s because somebody is still hosting a Faux Facebook page, image007posting advisories every day about what’s in the latest e-dition of the Whistleblower Newswire and encouraging Facebook fans to become Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s “Facebook Friends.”

You wouldn’t believe how many unsuspecting people have fallen for that trick. There are people from all walks of life on that Faux Friends list. You have rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, horn-swagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank-robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists. 

One of our Faux Facebook Friends was even that Big Mouth, Most image008Sanctioned, Ambulance Chaser, No Count of a Radio Host, Shameless Self Promoter, Willie Wannabe, Why Won’t They Let Me Practice Law Again, Who Likes Bulldogs and Failed Roadhouse Operating Attorney who once filed a frivolous fool-for-a-client SLAPP Suit against The Blower. No kidding!

So please— think before you send us your Faux Facebook Friend Request. All of you Persons of Consequence who subscribe to The Blower should really have something better to do with your time. Because we would feel just a little guilty if we thought we were in any way responsible for contributing to anybody’s Facebook Addiction, so you would have to join Facebooks Anonymous and go to all those stupid meetings. You should be working on your business, or homework, or yard work, or car, your relationship or even your marriage… but instead, you’re wasting your lives away on Facebook!

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 FACEBOOKS ANONYMOUS HOT LINE

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Some anti-social networking items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally anti-social networking subscribers.image011

 How to Receive The Blower

 image012To be considered for an e-mail subscription to The Whistleblower Newswire published eight days per week, persons of consequence anywhere in the world may apply by e-mailing requests to [email protected].

 (But persons who’ve been found to have misrepresented themselves as consequential movers and shakers and are declared “Persons of Inconsequence” will be removed without notice.)

image015POCs receive a Media Advisory every time a new e-dition is posted on our web page, except those poor souls who unfortunately happen to be Fuse.Net and Zoomtown.com customers, because every other week Cincinnati Bell’s computers curiously begin mislabeling all communications from The Blower’s computer as “spam,” and we have to spend half our time on the phone with Cincinnati Bell’s technical support team in Manila listening to them insult your intelligence with insincere apologies for causing us all that trouble.  image011

image013 Whistleblower Videos of the Day

Facebook Addicts Anonymous

Facebook Song

Psychologist Discusses Facebook Addiction

image018(Sent in by Whistleblower Faux Facebook Friend Marsie Hall Newbold  [75 Mutual Friends, including Andy Furman and Janeen Coyle], who all missed their Facebook Anonymous meeting today.

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