Sunday, May 3, 2015
Did you ever wonder why we always tell you to Just say “Hell No” to Social Networking on the Whistleblower Disclaimers Page?
Maybe it’s because somebody is still hosting a Faux Facebook page, 
posting advisories every day about what’s in the latest e-dition of the Whistleblower Newswire and encouraging Facebook fans to become Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s “Facebook Friends.”
You wouldn’t believe how many unsuspecting people have fallen for that trick. There are people from all walks of life on that Faux Friends list. You have rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, horn-swagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank-robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists.
One of our Faux Facebook Friends was even that Big Mouth, Most 
Sanctioned, Ambulance Chaser, No Count of a Radio Host, Shameless Self Promoter, Willie Wannabe, Why Won’t They Let Me Practice Law Again, Who Likes Bulldogs and Failed Roadhouse Operating Attorney who once filed a frivolous fool-for-a-client SLAPP Suit against The Blower. No kidding!
So please— think before you send us your Faux Facebook Friend Request. All of you Persons of Consequence who subscribe to The Blower should really have something better to do with your time. Because we would feel just a little guilty if we thought we were in any way responsible for contributing to anybody’s Facebook Addiction, so you would have to join Facebooks Anonymous and go to all those stupid meetings. You should be working on your business, or homework, or yard work, or car, your relationship or even your marriage… but instead, you’re wasting your lives away on Facebook!
FACEBOOKS ANONYMOUS HOT LINE
E-mail your twitters and tweets today
Some anti-social networking items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally anti-social networking subscribers.
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Whistleblower Videos of the Day
Psychologist Discusses Facebook Addiction
(Sent in by Whistleblower Faux Facebook Friend Marsie Hall Newbold [75 Mutual Friends, including Andy Furman and Janeen Coyle], who all missed their Facebook Anonymous meeting today.