Saturday, May 2, 2015
Sunday is Press Freedom Day, Everybody!
And Obama’s Cover-up Continues. Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says Obama’s White House Propaganda Minister Josh Earnest tripled down on Obama’s calling Baltimoron Rioters and Looters “Thugs,” even as the Black Baltimoron Mayor apologized for using the “T-word” and a Racist Black Baltimoron Clown-cilman claimed when Obama called Rioters And Looters “Thugs,” it was the same as calling them “Niggers.”
Meanwhile, Kneepad Liberals in the Press to promote their Bogus Black Revolution, like Thursday’s media-orchestrated “protest” at the Hamilton County Courthouse in Cincinnati organized by #BlackLivesDon’tMeanCrap to stand in solidarity with all those thugs setting Baltimore ablaze, since Liberals had long since decided those Poor Misunderstood Black Yoofs should be allowed to loot and burn because their made-up rage is a legitimate response, while totally ignoring the most recent Black-on-Black Murder in the Killing Fields of Over-the-Rhine, that took place at 14th and Vine Streets, just this past week.
Such is the tripe that passes for so-called fair-and-balanced news coverage for all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press.
Which is just the sort of late-breaking news we can all continue to expect for the next 630 days during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached. To get your own personal Countdown Calendar, CLICK HERE!
Back in the ‘Natti
When #BlackLivesDon’tMeanCrap riots come to Cincinnati neighborhoods, our Poor Misunderstood Yoofs might want to thank the City Beautification Department for supplying all the ammunition they will need.
One out-of towner with a pick ax can supply all the bricks they will need.
And could we also have some lighters and gasoline, please?
Today’s Stupid Liberal Liar Award
Goes to Brian Taylor, a community organizer for Thursday’s media-orchestrated #BlackLivesDon’tMeanCrap protest in Downtown Cincinnati The Fishwrap is calling a “REBELLION.” Taylor was quoted saying the violence involving protesters in Baltimore has been “mischaracterized in the media,” which was exactly the slanted quote our Feckless Fishwrappers were looking for to support their narrative. And somehow these media apologists really downplayed how these peaceful protesters were blocked from getting on the expressway, after things got out of hand last November when they shut down I-75. Whatever happened to those 15 Peaceful Protesters who were arrested that night?
Emergency Update
Friday morning at 11:30 AM (11:30 PM in the Philippines), The Blower was informed by a helpful and courteous Cincinnati Bell technician we’ll call Alex that Persons of Consequence on the Exclusive Whistleblower E-mail List who unfortunately happen to be Fuse.Net and Zoomtown.com customers would still not be receiving their daily media advisories from The Blower because the latest problem had not yet been located and Fuse.net and Zoomtown.com would be continuing to mislabeled all communications from The Blower’s computer as “spam,” and we would continue to receive hundreds of bounced e-mail messages that contained these dreaded words:
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Unbelievably, this is only the fifth freaking time Cincinnati Bell has let this happen during the past three months.
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Fools in Schools
The clowns at the Failed Cincinnati Public Schools have proven what clowns they are, once again.
You may recall five years ago, the principal of SPCA high school, the infamous John Robert Carlisle, was forced to resign from his position for having sexual relations with a former blonde SPCA student. Carlisle had troubles previously in the Dayton, Ohio schools, but no one at CPS ever bothered to check his personnel record or his problems with alcohol in Dayton, which continued in Cincinnati. Carlisle is still working in the education field.
Now Steve Brokamp, related to a former CPS superintendent, has been removed from his position as principal of the SPCA school. The SPCA artistic director, Isadore Rudnick, was also removed. Silly lower Price Hill CPS superintendent, Mary Ronan, who has spent her life waiting to be superintendent and then can’t handle the job, said both men had been “reassigned.”
Unlike the Forrest Gump School District, where the Board is still taking “appropriate inaction” regarding that so-called investigation into Scandal-plagued Superintendent “Smiling Dallas” Jackson’s activities after they finally emerged from executive hiding and attempted to cover their asses for hiring “Smiling Dallas” in the first place. Curiously, The Blower’s heard so many allegations about “Smiling Dallas,” the Board’s so-called investigator should’ve been up to his ass in alligators.
Sunday in Cincinnati
We’ll see if pigs can fly at the Flying Pig Marathon. You’ll never believe how much money all those Ridiculous Runners are willing to pay for a free T-shirt and to be able to say they ran in that event. Meanwhile, here’s a picture of Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane on a practice run with a pig, getting ready for tomorrow’s big race.
In Northern Kentucky
Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo reports our Turfway Tout says Turfway Park will be celebrating the most exciting two minutes in sports all day long May 2 as the Northern Kentucky track hosts its Get Down and Derby: the Biggest Derby Party in Town, along with its annual Kentucky Derby simulcast and party.
Miss Vicki says some of the Southern Belles from Fort Mitchell you might meet will even let you talk derby to them.
This year Britain’s Queen Elizabeth will be boycotting this year’s Kentucky Derby for the eighth year in a row, and the CamBoozler remembers about the time Charles Foster Kane and Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel enjoyed meeting with Her Majesty.
Linda and our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane would’ve liked to have gotten together with Lizzie once again, since the pair have been exchanging Christmas cards with Her Majesty ever since that time the three were together at Will Farish’s Lane’s End Farm in 1991.
Linda especially remembers three years ago at the Queen’s Derby Reception when everybody started showing family pictures to each other, and the Queen pulled out a photo of Prince Charles and his new wife Camilla.
Linda also reminded our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher that she was the one responsible for insisting that people who applied for Whistleblower subscriptions be “Persons of Consequence,” but she had nothing to do with The Blower’s current policy, where persons who’ve been found to have misrepresented themselves as consequential movers and shakers, are declared “Persons of Inconsequence,” and then are removed from The Blower’s e-mail list without notice.
Alternative Life-style Editors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis like Derby Day at Churchill Downs when they can sing “My Old Kentucky Home,” especially the part about the “Gay Darkies.”
And won’t it be funny tonight if John Coyne and all the usual suspects were smoking outside the Landing in New Richmond, when the lady with a wooden leg says her daughter (one of the original strippers at Deja Vu) never misses a Kentucky Derby and Clem from Clermont asked the daughter if that wasn’t a pretty long drive. “Of course not,” the daughter said, “It’s only about eight miles to River Downs.”
Now here’s where you can bet on the Derby online.
Finally, At Yesterday’s Meeting of the Conservative Agenda
Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if there would be any special mention of World Press Freedom Day on Friday.
In 1993, the UN General Assembly proclaimed May 3 each year to be World Press Freedom Day, and each year, UNESCO awards the UNESCO/Guillermo Cano World Press Freedom Prize to someone who has made a major contribution towards journalistic freedom.
“We’ll let you know tomorrow if we got this year’s award,” Kane promised.
Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose A. J. Liebling’s “Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one. DERBY DAY HOT LINE
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“Racino Riff Raff” By James Jay Schifrin
After seeing all that great free publicity Anderson Township Trustees got for themselves at last year at the opening of Belterra’s “Racino” in Anderson Township, our three publicity starved Commissioners from Patronage County have been discussing how soon they could get one of those Money Making Gambling Emporiums for themselves on the ride home.
“What a great event that was,” said Commissioner Pilfer. “Think of all those people to shake hands with. I bet they all wished they’d been asked to make a speech.”
“It’s also too bad none of them was up for re-election this year,” said Commissioner Filch. “but all those little people putting pictures of themselves with celebrities like us on their Facebook pages could be recycled endlessly and made to show how much them support us.”
“The only thing wrong was the kind of people who showed up,” suggested people Commissioner Swindle. “You know how gambling attracts unsavory characters and creates major social problems.”
“What do you mean?” asked Commissioner Pilfer. “The demographic for a ‘Racino’ is 57-year-old white widows losing their dead husbands’ insurance money playing on crappy video slot machines.”
“You mean they didn’t have many whores?” asked Commissioner Filch.
“Only a few skanks on Opening Night,” explained Commissioner Swindle. “The others were probably still working at the Horseshoe Casino downtown.”
This op-ed column never appeared at any time in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols
This op-ed column never appeared at any time in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols.