Tuesday, April 28, 2015

And the Superintendent Remains Unfired

Tuesday at 11:30 AM, the Countdown Clock at the lower right hand corner of the Whistleblower web page clicking off the hours, minutes, and seconds until Monday night at 7 PM had long passed, and the largest crowd ever to see a Forrest Gump School Board Meeting was still waiting for Board Members (Forest Heis, M.D.; Randy Smith; Jim Frooman; Julie Bissinger; and Tony Hemmelgarn) finally to emerge from executive hiding and attempt to cover their asses for hiring “Smiling Dallas” Jackson in the first place.

Over-taxed payers were demanding the resignation of Scandal-plagued Forrest Gump Schools Superintendent “Smiling Dallas” Jackson, whose illegally orchestrated campaign for last year’s Humongous $103 million Tax Hike Scam caused such a large increase in their property taxes.

The Board has decided to continue hiding in executive session until Dallas Jackson has had time to destroy all records. Since he is protected, that can take until his contract is over. No one knows how long that is since the district will not release that or any other information, despite numerous Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) requests from those nitpicking Fishwrappers.

Construction has begun on The Great Wall of Jackson which will encircle the Forest Gump administration offices. Funding will come from the bond levy, as the district can spend this money any way they want.

Anderson Trustee President “In Russ We Trust” Jackson continues to insist he and “Smiling Dallas” are not related.

And Dallas Jackson’s son has been named valedictorian of his graduating class, even though he doesn’t graduate until next year.

Meanwhile, the 98.4% heterosexual population of the Tri-State is complaining that there has not been nearly enough news coverage about the 1.6% homosexual population that could possibly be affected by Tuesday morning’s same sex-marriage hearings at the Supreme Court in Washington. Every local gay, lesbian and transgendered person has only been interviewed a dozen times, The Fishwrap is only dedicating 40% of its news coverage and four front page covers each week to the Liberal Agenda’s Validation of the Homosexual Life-style during Obama’s Devolution of America, and Dan Wright, owner of Senate restaurant in Cincinnati, Ohio, has already apologized for his Bruce Jenner hot dog joke the always over-reacting and totally lacking of even a smidgen of a sense of humor Gaystapo found particularly offensive.  

More News of Heterosexual Interest Later