Daily Archives: April 27, 2015

Special “Veracity Scorecard” E-dition

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Tuesday, April 28, 2015       

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers  

image005image005Sorry we can’t find any “Honest Elected Officials” to interview for Thursday’s “Honesty Day” Edition. —Whistleblower Researchers

image005It should be really easy to make jokes about Obama at Saturday Night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner, as long as we don’t have to tell the truth. —Late Night TV Comedians

image005That’s why we chose Will Rogers, “I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.” —Your Quote for Today Committee

image005That’s why I said “I never lie.” —Obama’s White House Propaganda Minister Josh Earnest

image005If elected officials were honest, how else would we get all our free stuff? —All those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press

image005We really hope The Blower won’t be going overboard on all this “Honesty” business Sunday on “Press Freedom Day.” —Kneepad Liberals in the Press

image005It’s hard to imagine, but some people don’t think I’m a totally honest person. —Hillary Benghazi Clinton

image005image006I finally have to tell the truth. I got a “D” at Harvard in Environmental Studies. —Al Gore 

image005You have to be really stupid to get a “D” in anything at Harvard. —The Harvard Faculty

image005Even I didn’t get a “D” in any class at Harvard. —Trey Grayson

image005And I didn’t get a “D” in any class at Yale. —Dubya

image005If even one of our elected officials actually tells the truth on “Honesty Day,” that would really be “historic.” —Hurley the Historian

image005How ironic is it that only last year we were at the Supreme Court in Washington, D.C. arguing for a politician’s rights to lie their asses off during political campaigns? —COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney And His Hairless Henchman Curt Hartman

image005If the Supreme Court doesn’t declare Sodomy Rites the Law of the Land today, if won’t be our fault. —The Totally Gay Biased Fishwrap

image005How “Honest” is the Ohio Republican Party when we use all that donor money to attack TEA Party Patriots and Real Republicans instead of the Disingenuous DemocRATS we’re supposed to trying to defeat? —Ohio Republican Party Boss Matt Borges  

image005image007How many lies do you think we had to tell last year when that committee from the Republican National Committee came to town to see how Cincinnati compared with the other five cities on the short list to host the 2016 Republican National Convention? —Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP

image005How honest were we at last night’s Forrest Gump School Board Meeting when we emerged from executive hiding and attempted to cover our asses for hiring “Smiling Dallas” Jackson in the first place. Board Members Forest Heis, M.D.; Randy Smith; Jim Frooman; Julie Bissinger; and Tony Hemmelgarn

image005How many lies do you think we’ve told during the past few years? —The Stupid Streetcar Six (Clown-cil Members Flynn Flam” are Clown-cil Gay Chris Squealback, P.G. Sittenfeld, Yvette Simpson, and Wendell Young, along with Vice Mayor David Mann

image005Does anybody remember how the Reds promised to go wire-to-wire in first place this year, just like we did like when we won it all in 1990? —Nasty Boys Norm Charlton, Rob Dibble and Randy Myers

image005image018Ever since our little $300 million “Racino” opened in Anderson Township last year, we’ve always given suckers an even break. —Belterra Bankrollers

image005Please don’t ask why we’re urging people to vote “No” on the Northwest Schools Levy. —Republicans for Higher Taxes

image005How come The Blower forgot to mention that Thursday is also “Hairstyle Appreciation Day,” which allows each of us to express his special individuality? —Steve Chabothead 

image005It’s “Save the Rhino Day” too, but we have our own sort of celebration in mind. —RINO Hunters of America    

image005If you think honest politicians are hard to find in Ohio, you should try looking for them in Kentucky. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo

image005Maybe we’d get more news coverage for our 2015 Primary Election Campaigns in Kentucky if we called The Fishwrap and told them we supported Sodomy Rites. —Bluegrass Candidates for Statewide Office

image005image015Tell us about it. —Primary Candidates Also Getting No Coverage in Cheviot, Harrison, Norwood, and Sharonville

image005An honest politician is somebody with no over-taxed payers’ money to toss around. —Northern Kentucky TEA Partiers

image005Every week, we feature quite a few dishonest people in my “This Week in Kenton Circuit Court” newsletter. —Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders

image005image016Everybody at my place claims he’s honest. —Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl

image005You can’t cheat an honest man. —W.C. Fields

image005The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. —Groucho Marx

image005Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it. —Mark Twain

image005How come when you get to be a semi-famous author like me, you don’t automatically get your quotes in The Blower? —Rick “The BatBoy Robinson

image005I was really surprised The Blower couldn’t find a way to work my name into Monday’s “Honesty Day E-dition.” —Eric “Call Me Crazy,” Deters

image005Please don’t remind people that the Kentucky Bar Association questioned my honesty. —$tan Che$ley

image005We weren’t too happy with you either. —UC Board of Trustees

image005Count us in there too. —Ohio Supreme Court

image005Now that the Cincinnati Reds have been mathematically eliminated image024for 2015, please ask Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy Furball what he thinks of our chances this year. —Florence Freedom Fans, Waiting for Opening Night on Thursday, May 14

image005Some anchorbimbos I’ve written about even wonder if “Honesty” prevents cheating on your spouse. —Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel

image005If cleanliness is next to Godliness, then “Honesty” is next to impossible. —TV19’s Trish the Dish

image005Adulterous Anchorbabery used to be the most popular perk at our station. —TV5 News

 image024Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Scandal Plagued Forest Gump School Superintendent “Smiling Dallas” Jackson and the Forrest Gump School Board (including Forest Heis, M.D.; Randy Smith; Jim Frooman; Julie Bissinger; and Tony Hemmelgarn)

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          Sometimes The Blower questions a person’s motives to show that dishonesty of any kind is not appropriate in our society. This should be clear to anybody who isn’t an elected official.

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          This publication is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living or dead without satirical intent is purely coincidental, especially philandering politicians.

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DISHONEST POLITICANS HOTLINE

e-mail your egregious examples today.

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Some cynically critical items in today’s Blower were sent in by our really cynically critical subscribers.

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WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO OF THE DAY

Liar Liar: And the Truth Shall Set You Free!

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 (Sent in by long-time Whistleblower Faux Facebook Friend Kreg Allison [104 Mutual Friends, including Jeff Eichhorn and Jim Schaefer], who, according to Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel, is in a relationship with another Whistleblower Faux Facebook Friend.)

image026 Note: We guarantee iPhone subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today.

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