Sunday, April 26, 2015

But Wait Till Next Year

         With only five more days until the May 5, 2015 Primary Elections in Ohio (and 23 more days until the May 19, 2015 Primary Elections in Kentucky), The Blower wonders why we’re not seeing more prominent political coverage in the news media these days.

Maybe it’s because continuing to educate every citizen about responsible government in so called “off-year” elections is not included in the News Media’s Liberal Agenda for all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press.

Maybe if validating homosexual marriage for 1.6% of America were on this primary ballot, you might see some Primary Election Coverage on the front page of The Fishwrap, instead of one more piece promoting “Recognition” for Lesbian Moms.

But The Blower has always recognized homosexuals. Back in April 2007 we even ran an item about three limp-wristers arguing about the best way to get recognition. The hairdresser said he’d like to become famous for doing hairdos in Hollywood. The interior decorator said he’d like to see his work displayed in all the gay interior design magazines. And the Sissy Mayor said he’d like to throw out the first pitch on Opening Day. “Why would you want to do that?” asked the others. “So I could miss by a mile,” the Sissy Mayor replied. “Are you serious?” the others asked. “Of course,” said the Sissy Mayor. “Think of it. 60,000 fans in the stands would all be yelling ‘You Stupid Faggot!,’ and if that’s not recognition, I don’t know what is!”

Meanwhile on Sunday, Church parking lots in Anderson were full Sunday morning, as religious residents the Whistleblower’s Countdown Clock on big-screen TVs above the altar prayed the Forrest Gump School Board could summon up the courage to do the right thing when they finally emerge from their executive hiding before Monday night’s meeting and fire Scandal-plagued Superintendent “Smiling Dallas” Jackson, whom they never should’ve hired in the first place, and try to explain last year’s illegal campaign for the Humongous $103 million Forrest Gump School District Tax Hike that will really cost dumbed-down voters $170 million.

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