Friday, April 17, 2015
The Township Trustees Are Really Pissed…
…and they’ll soon be inviting residents of every race, creed, color and sexual preference who wish to serve on the all new and improved Anderson Township Park Board to submit their names at the earliest opportunity, to replace the current board members and director, after that greedy group got caught trying to run a tax levy scam Thursday evening asking over-taxed payers to cough-up $25 Million to purchase and renovate property costing less than $9 Million.
Since voters had been stupid enough to pass that humongous Forrest Gump School Tax Swindle, current tax-and-spenders on the Anderson Park Board obviously thought they’d like over-taxed property owners to give them a big pile of cash, too, so they could piss it away themselves. All three Township Trustees were disappointed that the Park Board’s Tax Scam had been withdrawn before Thursday night’s scheduled vote, because “In Russ We Trust” Jackson, Andy Pappas, and even School Tax Scam Loving Josh Gerth (the guy in the middle) had been planning to tell the Park Board to stick their proposal where the sun don’t shine.
Others who might well be replaced in this scenarios include those folks who manufactured that bogus survey which gave Park Board Members just the results they were looking for, and current fairly biased Forest Hills Urinal reporter Sheila Vilvens, who just happens to be the former public relations director for Tax Scammers at the Forrest Gump School District.
Meanwhile, Forest Hills Superintendent “Smiling Dallas” Jackson, who had been nominated in the 2014 Whistleblower “Turkey of the Year Contest,” is now reportedly the subject of an internal investigation. Board President Randy Smith, who was not nominated, confirmed an investigator had been hired to look into the situation.
Where is the “I-Team” at Channel 9 “Substantially True” News when you really need them?
In a Related item, This week on Magnum, P.I.: 45244:
Magnum investigates strong-arm superintendent who schemes to raise grades in his son’s class so his son qualifies for an award. Teachers decide to report it to the school board. What Magnum finds surprises even himself. Guest stars: Hillary Clinton and Valery Jarrett. Two-parter. Next week, Magnum’s client attempts to cover up the crime, leading to major fireworks.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially, any-or-all of the folks mentioned in this exclusive report.
