Tuesday, April 14, 2015

The Mock Starts Here

       Sunday when Political Insiders asked Charles Foster Kane about the significance of scandal-plagued Hillary Benghazi Clinton’s inevitable announcement of her upcoming unsuccessful 2016 US presidential campaign, our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher explained, “It will be the official start of the Hillary Joke Season, which should last for at least the [now] next 574 days until the 2016 Elections,” and so-far, you have to admit, the Clinton Campaign is certainly doing its part.

Joke Writers say it’s been the best campaign launch ever! Hillary’s campaign manager upstaged her orchestrated announcement on Twitter with an email, Hillary’s site went down for an hour, and a typo in her announcement said Hillary “Fought Families and Children All Her Career.”

So far, the only thing better than watching Hillary make a complete fool of herself is savoring the resulting tears of bitter frustration from Liberals. You should’ve seen that bunch of Tweets mocking Hillary’s Disastrous Press Conference.

Hillary’s new campaign logo quickly became fodder for more Social Media Mockery.

Anti-Hillary Posters have already been seen across NYC and Las Vegas.

Saturday Night Live really nailed it when they got an early jump on the news cycle with a cold open that boiled down Hillary’s expected announcement that she was running for president to the cold fact that for the Clintons, American democracy is a game played for the benefit of the Clintons. [WATCH IT HERE]

Hillary insists she isn’t “well-off” and now daughter Chelsea ($10M Apartment, $3M Wedding, $600K Job) claims she couldn’t care less about money. Chelsea says her mother should be crowned president of the United States because “it’s important for symbolic reasons.”

Hillary’s presidential campaign was supposed to be about “everyday Americans,” so driving to Iowa for her first campaign swing Monday, with two aides and Secret Service agents aboard, when Hillary’s “Mystery Machine” stopped at a Chipotle restaurant in Maumee, Ohio, a suburb of Toledo, Whistleblower Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says, “Nobody recognized her.” 

And now a Clinton Campaign Hack claims Hillary’s ridiculous “Scooby Van” and the entire “Road Trip” Debacle was all Hillary’s Stupid Idea.

More Mockery Later after we have our savings confiscated by the IRS on April 15.