Sunday, April 12, 2015

Hillary’s Long-Awaited Debut Was No BFD!

AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about the significance of scandal-plagued Hillary Benghazi Clinton’s inevitable announcement of her upcoming unsuccessful 2016 US presidential campaign today that was even ridiculed on Twitter. “The best part about Hillary’s announcement,” Kane explained, “will be the official start of the Hillary Joke Season, which should last for at least the next 576 days until the 2016 Elections.” Expect jokes like, “Why is Hillary Clinton just like a man? A: Because she won’t pull out until she’s done,” “What will Bill Clinton be known as when he leaves the White House? A. The President after Bush,” and “What does Bill say to Hillary after a romantic interlude? A: “Honey, I’ll be home in 20 minutes.”

And it appeared as if some other folks weren’t totally thrilled-and-delighted with Hillary’s Underwhelming Announcement. With Hillary’s record of Scandal, Greed, and Failure, it wasn’t surprising when some newspapers even advised her not to run.

Editorial Cartoonists wondered if we weren’t seeing Hillary’s Campaign for Disgraced Former Pants-Dropper-in-Chief Bill Clinton’s Third Term.

Saturday Night Live mocked Hillary with “Buckle Up, America! The Clintons Are Back!” when the show’s cold open ridiculed Hillary Clinton (Kate McKinnon) announcing she’s running for president in a social media video co-starring her husband, Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond).

Judge Jeanine Pirro eviscerated former and expected presidential candidate Hillary Clinton during her “Opening Statement” Saturday, saying that although she’d welcome a woman president, Clinton clearly isn’t that woman.

Republican Presidential Candidate Kentucky Senator Rand Paul threw cold water on Hillary Clinton’s expected campaign launch on Sunday during his interview on CNN’s “State of the Union,” reminding people of Hillary’s most memorable ads during her 2008 White House bid. “I think Benghazi was a 3 a.m. phone call that she never picked up.”

Maybe The Rand Man had already seen “It’s 3AM,” Fox’s Eric Bolling’s First 2016 Hillary Clinton Attack Ad, raising the question of just how much Hillary Clinton’s role in the Benghazi aftermath will play into her presidential chances. The ad consists of Clinton’s famous “3AM” spot from her 2008 campaign, followed by the clip of Clinton asking “What difference at this point does it make?” during her January hearing and the photos of the four Americans who died in the Benghazi attack. Bolling let his creation speak for itself, but he was quite overtly planting the seed that Clinton’s handling of the Benghazi issue will be problematic, to say the least, in 2016.

And just think, all of that was BEFORE Hillary actually made her BFD announcement. And according to the Conservative Agenda’s Plan to Win the 2016 Elections and Correct All of Obama’s Mistakes, The Blower predicts, “Hang on Hillary, you’re going to have a bumpy ride!”