Friday, April 10, 2015

      Taxation WITH Representation Isn’t So Great Either!

           On Thursday morning, everybody was hoping to watch MLB.com broadcast the Reds’ 12:35 PM game on their employers’ computers at work, so Charles Foster Kane went to have his taxes done early, just so he could find out how much of his hard-earned money would be confiscated by the IRS on April 15 for Obama and our Crooks in Congress to continue to piss it away.

Unfortunately, our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher hasn’t been heard from since, although somebody did say they saw him inhaling a Bloomin’ Onion (a mere 1,959 calories) at a bribe lunch with an elected official running for re-election in a contested Ohio primary at the Outback restaurant on Five Mile Road in Anderson, now open for lunch. The Blower is still waiting on confirmation on that report, especially since everybody knows how low a profile the Voice of the Conservative Agenda usually keeps whenever he ventures out in public.   

We hope when he finally returns, he’ll be calmed down enough after hearing about his taxes and that elected official’s plans for public spending so we can at least put out our Special “Tax Freedom Day in Kentucky” E-dition scheduled for Saturday.

                                                               The Whistleblower Staff