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Thursday, April 9, 2015
What a Difference a Year Makes
Think of how much things have changed since the second Thursday in April, 2014. It was our Special “Over-Taxed Payers’ Angst” E-dition, and we figured out Taxation with Representation isn’t so damn great either! A year ago, the Murdering Muslim Boston Bomber had not yet blown up all those people at the 2014 Boston Marathon, but yesterday in 2015, a jury just found Dzhokhar Tsarnaev guilty on all 30 counts.
That E-dition featured More Worthless Voter Information because we had good news for all those 2014 Ohio Primary voters who had not yet mailed in their absentee ballots, and for all those idiots who were still planning to drive (or take a bus downtown) to stand in long lines at the Hamilton County Board of Elections, The Fishwrap was running a series of primers (whatever the hell those are) to help them understand the candidates’ qualifications for the offices they were seeking on May 6.
Professional reporters had unstintingly investigated each candidate. Trust them. These people really knew what they’re doing, as they’d proved so many times in the past. Take Carrie Blackmore Smith’s insightful analysis about those two Dimwit DemocRATS (Fred Kundrata and Jim Prues) who foolishly believed they had a real shot at Congress by unseating Republican Congressman Steve Chabothead in Ohio’s First Congressional District, for example.
So how did Carrie Blackmore Smith, Government/ Public Affairs Editor Carl Weiser, and the hordes of Fact Checkers at The Fishwrap miss the little detail that one of the Dumbed Down DemocRATS (Fred Kundrata) got 3% of the vote when he ran unsuccessfully for Congress AS A REPUBLICAN against “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup in Ohio’s Second District in 2012? That tasty little factoid had only been mentioned in The Blower 38 times during the past two months.
No wonder Tim Burka wasn’t endorsing either one of those bozos. But then again, our Hamilton County Demo-Labor Party Boss has been a Person of Consequence, subscribing to The Blower since Lincoln was a precinct captain.
NOT REALLY A RALLY: Ohio’s May 6 primary was really vital for Conservatives, with so many important races on the ballot; State Senators, State Rep-Tiles and the very important Central and State Central Committee races. So how many of them would actually be asked to speak at the Tax Day TEA Party Fund-raiser in Eastgate?
GEEZER RADIO: “Uncle Jay” Gilbert hadn’t “explained the news” ever since his March 3 video that appeared in The Blower. Maybe Uncle Jay was getting ready to return to the airwaves in Cincinnati. Somebody said they heard him during afternoon drive time on 92.5 FM the FOX that Wednesday afternoon.
SPEAKING OF DODDERING OLD FOOLS ON THE RADIO, the previous day’s guest Host “Granny” on the WKRC Morning Show offered the Top Ten reasons to help Ohio State Senator Shannon “Faulkner” Jones become the Vice Presidential candidate for Hillary in 2016:
1) In a side by side comparison, only State Senator Shannon “I used to be for abortion before I became against it” Jones can make Hillary Clinton look “pro-life”!
2) Why do some men (probably not Chris Squealbach) turn to the “dark side” to find pleasure? I give you exhibit #1 your honor: a naked photo of State Senator Shannon Jones.
3) State Senator Shannon Jones is set to be the next recipient of the distinguished award for being one of the least effective legislators while also just sitting around (and we do mean “around”) the Senate chambers.
4) Even ardent 1st District Congressman co-workers and other hangers on were happy when Shannon Jones decided to get off their bus and run on her own merits for public office. All she had to do was move to Warren County. It seems the bus got greatly enhanced gas mileage immediately.
5) Watch for a Draft Jones for VP movement to be initiated by the Hillary 2016 campaign because they realize just how integral State Senator Jones has been in the Buckeye state to the cause of equality for all women: especially the really, really unattractive ones.
6) Soon to announce their corporate endorsement for the plus-size bookend team of Hillary and that that obese State Senator from Ohio will be Lane Bryant!
7) Former President of Vice Bill “That Is One Woman I Can Honestly Say I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With” Clinton says that even on his worst horn-dog weekend State Senator Shannon Jones would still be an untouchable. But Hillary may find her company welcome, if you know what we mean.
8) On the other side of the aisle, Ohio DemocRATS can only shake their heads in shame as they cannot find “An Equal Sized Person Of Color” to replace the Hillary 2016 choice for its potential running mate. “What we need is another Aunt Jemima!”
9) Look for Steve Race and his close co-conspirator Stevecia ” Hey, I’s Gettin’ Fat Enough To Be A Running Mate” Race to be hired by the Hillary /Jones 2016 team to be put in charge of phony voter registrations and proof reading of all absentee ballot requests especially those that list your home address as a business that seems reputable but is really a front for your own political desires.
10) Finally, only one woman holds the power to stop this juggernaut from succeeding in its quest to keep Ohio blue during the 2106 run of team Hillary / Jones: former Cincinnati Pubic Schools board of education member Anne ” I Got The Power” Kohnen who inimically once stated that “of course we need to keep abortion safe, legal and rare: especially for all of those potential black welfare queens.” What will be her 30 pieces of silver to just shut up and go away for two years………..Hmmm. Safe legal and rare. Sounds like a motto of both Hillary (when referring to abortion) and Bill (when referring to dining at the “Y”)…………..just about differing subjects, of course.
DEADLINES FOR DEADBEAT DEMOCRATS: That coming Friday was the due date for Liz Rogers to pay the second installment of her much-overdue back rent for Mahogany’s restaurant.
Would our deadbeat desperado Liz finally pay her obligation? Would she once again write a bad check to her landlord? Would the City of Cincinnati be free and easy with over-taxed payers’ money and cover Liz’s debt as clown-cil member Wendell Young insisted? Would the wimpy landlord who had let her slide for months wimp out on finally evicting her? We’ll let you know.
TWENTY-THREE YEARS AGO THAT WEEK, when Edition #45 was published on April 9, 1991, Cincinnati City Councilman Nick Vehr was calling for “No Beating Zones” throughout the city, the School Board rejected the Teachers Union’s demands, Marty and Joe appeared in a public service announcement to combat impotence, and Trixie’s Bed ‘n Breakfast announced a new concept in Northern Kentucky Hospitality. To See the entire Edition #45, CLICK HERE
IN ANDERSON: Aroldis Chapman’s neighbors were really excited to have a celebrity in their midst. Every time his Lamborghini roared in and out of the Grand Oaks development, some of the other residents’ windows rattled, especially after curfew. Just watch how Aroldis takes off on Fort Washington Way.
Meanwhile in Anderson Precinct G, TEA Party Guy Dan Clark hung political advertising for Conservative candidates on his neighbor’s doors, including “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman, running for State Rep-Tile; Marsha Haberer, running for State Central Committee in the 7th District, and a yellow flyer for himself, which was OK, since it was “paid for by personal funds of Dan Clark.”
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN said on this date in 1933, FDR established the Civilian Conservation Corps (a federally funded organization that put thousands of Americans to work during the Great Depression on projects with environmental benefits), or as Obama would call it, “The good old days.”
NO WONDER OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Oscar Wilde’s “Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.”
FINALLY, AT THE PREVIOUS DAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were all getting ready to head to the Post Office first thing Friday morning to buy Charlton Heston stamps on their first day of sale. (Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane had already got his stamp when first-class postage was only 33-cents).
Meanwhile, Blue Chip Young Republicans remembered the good old days when honest lobbyist Charlie Hassle was their president back before the turn of the century and Conservative Icons came to town to speak to their group and get together with some really goofy looking local Conservatives.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane remembered asking his good friend Heston about his three favorite quotes from all those marvelous movies he had made. Surprisingly, the were the same quotes Kane had picked as his Heston favorites: (1) “Let my people go,” from the “Ten Commandments, (2) “Get you paws off me, you damn dirty apes” from “Planet of Apes,” and (3) “Soylent Green is people!” Let us know if you got all three of them.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, and on the same day last year we especially remembered Pete Wenzel at General Data Co. who was still in business, even after he put up that “You Didn’t Build That” sign on I-275 in Clermont County.
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(Sent in by Whistleblower Faux Facebook Friend WGRR’s Chris O’Brien [33 Mutual Friends including Bobby Leach and Bart Sharkey], who says he’s been on the air all that time Jay Gilbert had been off.)
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