Wednesday, April 7, 2015

Top Ten List

Today it’s the Top Ten Reasons A&E TV cancelled “Sluts in the Suburbs” after only two episodes:

10-Sluts not slutty enough.
9-Too many negative stories in The Blower.
8-Not enough people saw The Fishwrap’s total endorsement of the “swinging life-style.”
7-12-way gang-bang scene in Episode #1 really looked fake.
6-BJ scene in Episode #2 only lasted 18 minutes.
5-No blacks or gays represented.
4-Too many complaints from MILFs in MILF-ord
3- WLW’s Scott Sloan said he couldn’t find any swingers in Warren County
2-A&E Producers believed Phil Burr-ass’ Citizens for Community Values could actually pull off a successful boycott.
And the Number One Reason A&E TV cancelled “Sluts in the Suburbs” after only two episodes was…One of Tony-and-Diana’s kids said he wanted a watch for his birthday, so they let him (proving that even during the Age of Obama, the show wasn’t nearly immoral enough).

More Slut News Later!