Saturday, March 28, 2015
All Good Things Must Come to An End
It’s hard to believe that Women’s History Month is almost over, and so far The Whistleblower has only been able to mention a smidgen of the worthy women we had really wished to honor, including all those floozies Jerry Springer would still like to boink, Black Women Victims about to be evicted, Left-handed Lithuanian Lesbians in Indiana, and from Florida, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Chares Foster Kane is still ogling young women’s Major Yabbos on the beaches during Spring Break.
Regretfully, we never did get around to honoring Republican women during Women’s History Month, since the Republican Party is proud to have played a leading role in securing women’s right to vote. Hurley the Historian says when Susan B. Anthony defied the law and voted in 1872, she proudly voted the Republican ticket. She and other suffragists worked with her friend Republican Senator A.A. Sargent to introduce the 19th Amendment. And it took a Republican Congress finally to pass it in 1919,
And although you’re not likely to hear it from any of those Obama Supporters in the Press, Republicans continue to offer a positive agenda for America’s women, as they work to create more job opportunities, lighten the tax burden, and reduce the cost of healthcare. Conservative policy goals are driven by the desire to do what’s best for women—not by scoring cynical political points for free condoms, birth control pills and abortions.
FINALLY, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane will be returning today after a week of looking for some Major Yabbos on the beaches of Florida, highlighted when he was honored to judge Friday afternoon’s wet t-shirt contest. “It was truly a vile-and-disgusting experience,” Kane admitted, “But somebody had to do it.”
And is you think all that Women’s “Herstory” nonsense is just plain silly…
yesterday’s Feminist Quote Of The Day was “Loud Clapping Can Be Intimidating…. Plus, Who Doesn’t Love Jazz Hands?” after the NUS Women’s Campaign tweeted: “Some delegates are requesting that we move to jazz hands rather than clapping, as it’s triggering anxiety. Please be mindful!”
More Local Liberal Indoctrination
Catholic parents of students attending St. Ursula Villa should be very concerned about an upcoming field trip for six grade students to the Cincinnati Islamic Center.
This particular field trip has been taking place for a number of years now and is supposedly part of the Villa students’ study of world religions. If the trip is about the study of world religions, why does the Villa send the students to the Islamic Center as part of Fine Arts Day? Doesn’t seem like the Islamic world is widely known for their production of fine art.
Second, why does the school only send the students to visit the Islamic Center? Why isn’t there a rotation of these field trips to Jewish Synagogues or Hindu Temples? Where is the balance in education?
Does the Islamic Center send their children on annual field trips to the St. Peter in Chains Cathedral to learn about the Catholic/Christian Religion? Why is this a one-way street?
As part of Villa’s “study” of world religions do the teachers discuss Islam’s discrimination and persecution of Christians? Does the Villa talk about Christian children being crucified and beheaded by Muslims because of their Christian faith? Do the teachers discuss Islam’s acceptance of pedophilia, discrimination against women, abuse of women, intolerance of other religions, death sentences for converts from Islam, war in the name of God, beheading Christians who refuse to convert to Islam, and Christian children being kidnapped and sold into sexual slavery? Does the Villa discuss how some leaders of Islam are calling for the complete destruction of Israel and killing all the Jews? Will the teachers at the Villa discuss how the Islamic Republic of Iran has an annual Death to America Day calling for the destruction of our country and death of these very students?
While it is perfectly acceptable to study other religions, parents of Villa students should be very concerned with this blatant imbalance in the Villa’s curriculum. It appears the Villa is favoring one particular so-called religion with an annual field trip and never visiting the worship areas of other world religions. I am also sure that the Villa is not presenting the real true, ugly side of Islam and being completely open and honest with the students as to what Islam is truly all about and what that so-called faith teaches its followers. The letter the Villa sent out to parents clearly shows that the Villa is not presenting the real face of Islam in that it only presents some fictitious side of Islam that does not exist in the real world.
Of course there will be some parents who will phone in their support for St. Ursula Villa’s one-sided study program. But let’s hope there are still enough thinking Catholics who will call the leadership at St. Ursula Villa and demand that if these field trips are to take place, that they are balanced and present ALL the facts about the true ugly nature of some of these world religions.
As Gary Burbank’s Earl Pitts character used to say, “Wake Up America,” or to be more focused on the topic, “Wake Up Catholic Parents!”
Another group of women The Blower has chosen to honor during Women’s Herstory Month is
those “Sluts in the Suburbs” from Warren County’s Hamilton Township appearing in A&E’s TV reality show about your neighbors who “swap partners and engage in extramarital relationships as they go about their regular lives as parents, professionals, soccer moms and little league coaches.”
Citizens for Community Morals President Phil Burr-Ass says his group will be raising money sponsoring a bus tour around the Horny Balls Subdivision, pointing out where all the slutiest sluts live. Trustees David Wallace, Kurt Weber, and Gene Duvelius say Hamilton Township will also be selling maps.
Meanwhile in Cincinnati, City Clown-cilGay Chris Squealback has sent a gay gram to A&E demanding to know when A&E TV will also be showing “Queers in the Queen City.”
And several of our more prolific limerick writers have suggested the first line of an upcoming Whistleblower Weekly Limerick Contest should be “So what if your neighbor’s a Slut?”
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TODAY’S STUPID “LIBERAL LIAR” AWARD TODAY GOES TO
CNN Airhead Brooke Baldwin, who during a panel discussion Wednesday following the U.S. Army’s announcement of charges of desertion and misbehavior before the enemy against Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl, asked if five years in captivity by terrorists was “not punishment enough.”
WOMEN’S ‘HERSTORY’ MONTH HOT LINE
e-mail your feminist fallacies today.
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Whistleblower Women’s ‘Herstory’ Month Video of the Day
Female Obama Supporter
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