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Wednesday, March 11, 2015

A Whole Lot of Backstabbing Going On

           The Blower’s friends at Backstabbers.com define “Backstabbing” as attacking someone unfairly, especially in an underhanded, deceitful manner. Backstabbing was first mentioned in historical literature with reference to Julius Caesar and Brutus – a conflict that was memorialized by William Shakespeare with his notable quote “Beware the Ides of March….” Since that first documented backstabbing the act has been perfected as an art form. Most of us know of at least one Backstabber and some of us are unlucky enough to have to deal with many of them on a day to day basis. (Bosses, “Best Friends,” Spouses, Boyfriends, Girlfriends, or even Gayfriends.)  Today we find ourselves surrounded by public backstabbers in Politics. That’s why we all need to nominate all those Backstabbing Bastards for The Whistleblower’s Annual Backstabber Awards to be announced this Sunday on Backstabbers Day (The Ides of March).

YESTERDAY, THE BLOWER NAMED OBAMA OUR BACKSTABBER-IN-CHIEF, because he’ll be stabbing the entire United States of America in the back every day for the next the next 680 days during the Dark Ages of His Second Term, unless he decides to run for a third term or gets his half-black ass impeached in the meantime.

HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this day in 1989, “COPS,” a documentary-style television series that follows police officers and sheriffs deputies as they go about their jobs, debuted on Fox, but it wasn’t until 2012 that we have been able to watch “Police Babes of Cincinnati” on The Leering Channel.

OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose this line you probably shouldn’t on a police woman: “Oops…I thought you were a prostitute.”

WHISTLEBLOWER GOSSIP COLUMNIST LINDA LIBEL says some people were really surprised to hear that WLW Radio Geezer Jim Scott had just announced his retirement on April 6. Most Backstabbers thought Senile Old Jim Scott had passed away twenty years ago.

AND WHO WERE THOSE BACKSTABBERS AT THE NEW YORK TIMES who cropped Former President George W. Bush’s picture off the front page of Sunday’s Civil Rights Photo Op in Selma, Alabama? Do you think any of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, noticed?

Unfortunately, during the Devolution of our American Culture throughout the Age of Obama, too many people have forgotten how a real president acts.

TODAY’S STUPID LIBERAL LIAR AWARD goes to “Dingy Harry” Reid.  The Senate DemocRAT Minority Leader claimed Republican senators were “Empowering The Ayatollahs” in Iran with their letter opposing Obama’s Really Bad Nuclear Deal with those Muslim terrorists who have sworn to behead all of us. Maybe that’s why the New York Daily News called them traitors. And although Ohio Republican Senator Rob “Fighting for Gay Muslims” Portman’s picture was not included on that front page, the Robmeister was actually one of the 47 patriots who signed that letter.  

In a related item, just days after Ohio Gay Marriage leader (m)Adam Hoover faked his own abduction, Republicans for Higher Taxes announced that they too have been kidnapped.  R4HT identified their kidnapper as “The All-Purpose Scary Black Guy.”  What’s really funny is that R4ht was obviously joking yet their story was almost exactly the same as the one Madam Hoover tried to pass off as real..

OUR CLERMONT CRUSADER says  Whistleblower wannabe and State-reptile John “Budget Hawk Becker” used the February edition of The Becker Report to expose the corrupt crooked cronies in the Kasich administration. The Kasich commies have been spending taxpayer money at triple to quadruple the inflation rate. Becker says that without touching Medicaid or debt servicing, $1.5 billion could easily be cut from the budget. Becker’s newsletter stated that, “Those bastards keep taking our money and pissing it away on union thugs per Marxist dogma.” He also exposed how Clermont County keeps getting screwed by Kasick. (Click here to see the full story)

TWENTY-FOUR YEARS AGO TODAY, when Edition #41 was published on March 12, 1991, even then The Whistleblower was making fun of some of our Favorite Backstabbers.

BLUEGRASS BACKSTABBERS: Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders says unfortunately, political backstabbing isn’t even a misdemeanor. “It’s a good thing,” said Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl. “Our place wouldn’t be big enough to hold them all.”

Our Catholic Comedian says this Lent, I’m giving up making up jokes about what I’m giving up for Lent.

And our Good Friday Friend Bobby Leach wonders if it’s only a coincidence that BB&BJ Day on March 20 comes during Women’s History Month.

AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why so many of his Faux Facebook Friends have been sending in videos for the Whistleblower’s Video of the Day at the bottom of every e-dition. “People who waste all that time on Facebook will do anything to see their names in print,” Kane explained, “and sending in videos The Blower could possibly use seems to be as good a way as any.” 

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially “Facebook Fanatics”

PLAGIARISM COUNT: Unattributed material was pilfered from only one websites for the production of today’s Blower. (This time we only plagiarized ourselves!)

 BACKSTABBER BALLOTS HOT LINE

e-mail your nastiest nominations today.

Some backstabbing items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally backstabbing subscribers, but we could always use more.

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Dainty NXT Women’s Champion Paige celebrates Women’s History Month

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