Tuesday, March 10, 2014        

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 Everybody’s getting ready to celebrate “Political Backstabbers Day” Sunday on the Ides of March to commemorate that historic date in 44 BCE when Brutus and the rest of the RINOs in the Senate stabbed Roman Emperor Julius Caesar in the back, the front, and just about every other place on his body. —Hurley the Historian  

People are already sending in their nominations for “Political Backstabber of the Year.” —Backstabber of the Year Selection Committee

Will The Blower be calling me a Backstabber every day for the next the next 681 days during the Dark Ages of My Second Term, unless I decide to run for a third term or get my half-black ass impeached in the meantime?—Emperor Obama

I second that nomination. —Israeli Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu

Could we nominate each other? —Hamilton County Demo Labor Party Boss Tim Burka and Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters

I don’t need anybody to stab me in the back. I can do that all by myself. —Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP

I’ve already agreed once again to be Grand Marshal at the Backstabbers Day Parade on March 15, where I’ll be leading Clowncilman Flynn Flam and the rest of the Streetcar Six along the route of the Trolley Folly. —Cincinnati Vice Mayor David Mann

Backstabbing gives a hole new meaning to “I’ve got your back.” —Cincinnati Clown-cilgay Chris Squealback

Citizens for Community Values President Phil Burr-ass is a big Homophobe Backstabber. —Rob “Fighting for the Gayness” Portman

Would I be nominated just because I’ve never explained exactly how my office came up with its so-called Fair Property Values for your Jacked-Up Property Taxes that you were forced to pay on Ground Hog’s Day?  —Hamilton County’s Double-Dipping Disingenuous Auditor, Whose Campaign Billboard is Still Up at Vine and Liberty in Over-The-Rhine 

We hope The Blower gives proper credit to Women Backstabbers during Women’s History Month. —The League of Women Backstabbers

The Guys at Gannett are all Backstabbers after they threw me out on my whiny ass. —Skaggie Maggie, Former Fishwrap Publisher

Even Kneepad Liberals in the Press are stabbing me in the back these days over a couple of lousy e-mails. —Hillary Clinton

Is there a separate category for “Backstabbers in Broadcasting?” —Your Former WLW Hate Radio Snitch

Chippy Gerhardt says everybody in the Anderson Township Republican Club is a backstabber. —Disgraced Former State Rep-tile Peter $tautberg, recently  named by Ohio Governor Kasich-Taylor to fill a vacancy on the Ohio 1st District Court of Appeals.        

We’re trying to give up backstabbing for lent. —Catholic Backstabbers

Would somebody who’s spreading a rumor at City Hall about John Cranley having an affair be a Backstabber? —Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel

Thanks for Monday’s Backstabber of the Year Nomination after I already just caved Sunday to Obama on raising the Debt Ceiling.  —GOP Senate Surrender Leader Bitch McConnell

You can tell John Boehner’s a Backstabber by how much blood he has on his hand, after he told House Republicans “We All Need To Be Team Players And Support Each Other.”—Photo Shop Editorial Spoofer Edward Cropper

All those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, also stabbed us in the back. —American Over-Taxed Payers

Maybe that’s why we chose “While you’re talking behind my back, feel free to bend down and kiss my ass.”  —Your Quote for Today Committee

Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who’s the biggest backstabber of all?  —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo

In Northern Kentucky, Political Backstabbing isn’t even a misdemeanor. —Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders

Our place wouldn’t be big enough to hold them all. —Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl

If you’re an elected official in Northern Kentucky, you might be a backstabber. —Jeff Foxworthy

Every member of the Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out to Destroy Me (including the Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club) is a backstabber. —Eric “Call Me Crazy,” Big Mouth, Most Sanctioned, Ambulance Chaser, No Count of a Radio Host, Shameless Self Promoter, Willie Wannabe, Why Won’t They Let Me Practice Law Again, Who Likes Bulldogs and Failed Roadhouse Operator Deters

On the Ides of March, Political Backstabbers drink free. —Mainstrasse Bartenders

Recovering Backstabbers are always welcome. —Backstabbers Anonymous

See you there. —Michael Liquid Plummer and Nathan Cornbread Smith

Thanks for finally plugging my son George’s “Ides of March” movie now that everybody can watch it on cable for free. —Nick Clooney

What’s the best part about the Ides of March on March 15? It means BB&BJ Day on March 20 is only five days away. —Our good friend Bobby Leach

Everybody’s wondering why I’m having an Ides of March Party on Sunday, instead of my customary more traditional St. Patrick’s Day Party on Tuesday. And don’t forget, all of you Bluegrass Backstabbers, this year, it’s BYOK (Bring Your Own Knives).  —Miss Vicki 

Are contractors bidding on restoring your flooded World Headquarters all Backstabbers? —Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane

Hey, Everybody… “Trish the Dish” wants to know what happened to all the clocks. —TV 19 News  

Trish probably forgot to tell everybody to forget to change the batteries in their smoke detectors without my being there to remind her. —WCPO-TV’s New Helicopter Guy Dan Carroll

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Pornographers.

PLAGIARISM COUNT: Unattributed material was pilfered from only 643 different websites for the production of today’s Blower.

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Mansplaining Women’s History Month

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