Friday, March 6, 2015 

Leadership Vacuum in America

         Real Republicans still can’t stop all those standing ovations Benjamin Netanyahu received when the Israeli Prime Minister went to Capitol Hill to make his case to Congress that President Obama’s ongoing talks for a nuclear agreement with Iran were putting the Jewish state at great risk, and the latest poll that said Americans wanted to trade in our Half-Black President for an Israeli Prime Minister. Just think about our Wussie in the White House. Can you imagine if Obama had been our Commander-in-Chief on December 8, 1941?

And if you think our Community Organizer looks bad caving in to the Mullahs in Iran these days, RINO House Speaker John Boehner has been so busy caving in to Obama and the Disingenuous DemocRATS since winning the 2014 Election, the Ayatollah is calling Obama his Boehner. Just look at what the DemocRAT Congressional Campaign Committee sent out Tuesday afternoon.

These days Disingenuous DemocRATS are even vowing to protect Boehner from a Conservative coup, after TEA Party Republicans announced their latest bid to oust Boehner from his Failed Speakership. All of which means America really has its work cut out for it during the next 613 days until the GREAT UNDO ELECTION in 2016. But that’s only if Obama’s Muslim Terrorists haven’t beheaded us all by then.

Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:

          Why, it’s none other than Ohio TEA Party Rabble-Rouser Tom Zawistowski, who says, “Republican Congressmen and Senators cheered Netanyahu, but lack his Courage and Conviction,” because Tuesday contrasted the commitment and courage of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in the defense of the nation of Israel with the cowardly Republicans who cheered him wildly at Tuesday’s historic speech to a joint session of Congress and other guests. Netanyahu spoke forcefully against the treaty that President Obama’s administration is negotiating with Iran concerning Iran’s nuclear weapons program.

Zawistowski said, “While the contrast in leadership between Prime Minister Netanyahu and our President Barack Obama could not have been more pronounced, I could not help but look at the Republican leadership in attendance and recognize that they are void of the courage and conviction they were cheering and applauding. Netanyahu took on President Obama, and his irrational and irresponsible policies of appeasement toward Iran and Radical Islam, which threatens the very existence of Israel, and western civilization itself, by making it clear that he and Israel will do whatever is necessary to protect itself with or without the cooperation from the President of the United States. Republicans meanwhile cower against mere verbal threats of the President and his allies in the media as if they were actual nuclear weapons. The Republicans ignore the example of Netanyahu who clearly understands his duty to his country and will not be deterred by any force from fulfilling that duty. Instead Republicans defer to the courts to protect our Constitution in a cowardly abdication of their responsibility because they simply cannot take the “criticism.”  While President Obama was clearly wrong when he called ISIS the “JV Team” he is clearly correct in recognizing that the Republican leadership is nothing but the ‘Cheerleading Squad” as demonstrated today.”

Which is why The Blower, which takes pride in supporting TEA Party Rabble Rousers, to be this week’s guest editor and choose three items plus a Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors.

Pelosi Declared a “Saint” by Father Guido Sarducci

Last Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D.C, an aide to Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral in D.C.  He told the  Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day’s Mass, and he  asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and  say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.

 The Cardinal replied, “No.  I don’t really like the woman, and there are  issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi’s views.”

 Pelosi’s aide then said, “Look, I’ll write a check here and now for a donation of $10,000 to your church if you’ll just tell the congregation you  see Pelosi as a saint.”

The Cardinal thought about it and said, “Well, the church can use the money,  so I’ll work your request into tomorrow’s sermon.”

As Pelosi’s aide promised, Pelosi appeared for the Sunday worship and seated  herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle.  As  promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Pelosi  was present.

 The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, “While Congresswoman  Pelosi’s presence is probably an honor to some, the woman is not numbered  among my personal favorite personages.  Some of her views are contrary to  tenets of the Church, and she tends to flip-flop on many other issues.

Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite and a nit-wit.  Nancy  Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief.  I must say, Nancy  Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed.

She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the American people.

She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both  in Washington and in California.  The woman is simply not to be trusted.”

The Cardinal concluded, “But, when compared with President Obama, Pelosi is  a saint.”

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK  by Reverend Norman Vincent Peale 

1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it ‘Barack Obama’.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: ‘Do you really want to get rid of ‘Barack Obama?’
6. Firmly Click ‘YES.’
7. Feel better?

GOOD – Tomorrow we’ll do Nancy Pelosi.

Breaking News – Bruce Jenner Transition Fires New Speculation

Wash. DC – Over the past year a rash of news stories surfaced speculating whether gold-medal winning Olympic decathlete Bruce Jenner was undergoing a gender transition from male to female. Though Jenner has yet to publicly confirm the story, members of his extended family, including the Kardashian clan, have recently approached various news outlets confirming Jenner’s intention.

Now it appears a number of world leaders have picked up on the story and are wondering aloud “What will happen to Jenner’s balls if he completes the transition?” Sources this week quoted Israeli Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu as suggesting it would be a monumental step if Jenner were to donate his balls to U.S. President Barack Obama. Netanyahu stated “Everyone knows Obama has no balls and it would be damn nice if he suddenly had Olympic sized balls. It would be a huge step forward for world peace. 

German Chancellor Angela Merkel remarked ” I don’t even have any balls, but everyone tells me I have a bigger set than Obama. I think it would be a great idea.

On the other hand, Russian President Vladimir Putin joined Syrian President Bashar Assad in proclaiming that Obama’s lack of balls has finally enabled a number of regimes worldwide a fair chance to consolidate their power. Putin, on a shirtless fly fishing expedition in Kanchatka, said “The days of U.S. Presidents with big balls like Reagan are over. Now it’s our turn.

Iranian President Hassan Rouhani remarked earlier in the week that “It’s been great the last six years. It’s like playing soccer against the U.S. with no goalie in their net.

While world leaders debate the issue, closer to home New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick and Super Bowl MVP quarterback Tom Brady stepped forward to say they would each donate one ball to the President if Jenner does not come through. Belichick, however, cautioned that “The President would have to understand, our balls would be under inflated, but still probably an improvement over what he seems to be working with.”

AND A QUICKIE from Our Good Friend Bobby Leach

Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning: “Windows frozen, won’t open.”

Husband texts back:  “Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer.”

Wife texts back five minutes later:   “Your Computer is really messed up now.”

These items are perfect to forward to all of your Internet Buddies and Facebook Friends with too much time on their hands.

TODAY’S “LIBERAL LIAR” AWARD 

 According to The Daily Caller, Dishonest Black DemocRAT Maryland Congressman Elijah Cummings, the ranking member on the House Select Committee on Benghazi, praised Disgraced Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, for her transparency, while most D-RATS are currently scrambling to minimize the significance of her using a private Gmail address to conduct all of her business as Secretary of State. “As far as I am aware,” Cummings said in a statement, “no other Cabinet secretary in history has ever called for the release of his or her emails — in their entirety and throughout his or her tenure. I commend Secretary Clinton’s decision.”

 Women’s History Month Special

Here’s why Hillary doesn’t want anybody to see what’s in her private e-mails.

Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 243 different websites for the production of today’s Blower.

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Whistleblower Web Poll

This week, the first 17,648 Whistleblower Web Poll respondents said their favorite holiday in March was:
(A) Political Backstabbers Day on the Ides of March: 2%
(B) St. Patrick’s Day on March 17: 1%
(C) The arrival of Spring on March 20: 1%
(D) BB&BJ Day: 96%
Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!

Weekly Whistleblower Limerick

Tempest in a TEA Cup

This week, everybody who wonders why Republicans are kowtowing to TEA Party Activists these days, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.

The winner is Gary Griper, who says because Obama and Disingenuous DemocRATS plummeting in the polls, RINOs still don’t realize they’re part of the problem and they falsely believe TEA Partiers are “joining them,” which is definitely not the case, since the number of people identifying themselves as Republicans is now at an all time low.

Gary wins a “Ditch the Kool Aid, Join the TEA-Party” T-Shirt, a Paul Revere “Socialists are Coming” Protest Sign, and “Party Like It’s 1773” TEA Cup. His winning limerick is:

Here’s why Republicans like TEA
(True Republicans, not RINO debris):
It gets them back to their roots
And away from liberal “fruits”
Like the unending Obama spending spree.

And from the Anderson Laureate (who now knows why his poetic license is being revoked and now has something to tell the padre at this week’s confession):

Here’s why Republicans like TEA
It’s an alternative to B.S. and pee.
Dems love to say “the American people”
But they treat us like ignorant sheeple
They might fool some of us, but they sure aren’t fooling me.

The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“Celebrating Political Backstabbers Day”

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Republicans in Name Only (RINOs).

CELEBRATING WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH HOT LINE
e-mail your favorite “So this feminist walks into a bar” jokes today.

Some estrogen infused items in today’s Blower
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Whistleblower Video of the Day

Women’s History Month with Skinny Bitch Jesus Meeting

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