Friday, February 27, 2015 

The Liberal Agenda Continues…

           Tomorrow is the final day of February, and unfortunately for all our Racial Healing Fans, it’s the also the last day of #If Black Lives Really Mattered History Month 2015 when our Feckless Fishwrappers can pull out all the stops promoting Race as the principle part of their Liberal Agenda, and other progressive causes will be getting their fair share of the free publicity, such as: Tolerance For Murdering Muslims, Amnesty for Future DemocRAT Voting Illegal Immigrants, Banishing All Cigarette Smokers, Baby Killing, Ecology, Feminism, Global Warming, Gun Control, Changing the Name of the Washington Redskins, More Political Correctness, Liberal Brainwashing 24/7, The Nanny State, Academia Nuts, and Improved Early Voting Access for All Those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, than mailing in absentee ballots.

Hurley the Historian says also on tomorrow’s date in 1859, the DemocRAT-controlled Arkansas legislature required free blacks to choose between exile and enslavement, so it’s not surprising our Quote for Today Committee chose Kentucky Senator Rand Paul’s, “The Republican Party’s history is rich and chock full of emancipation and black history.”

 Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:

           Why, it’s none other than Buckwheat Blackwell, co-winner (along with Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane) of the coveted 2015 Ebony and Ivory Racial Healing Awards, sponsored by Sambo’s Restaurants.

          For those who don’t know, according to Wikipedia, Buckwheat is an American politician and activist who served as the mayor of Cincinnati, Ohio from 1979 to 1980, the Ohio State Treasurer from 1994 to 1999, and Ohio Secretary of State from 1999 to 2007. He was the Republican candidate for governor of Ohio in 2006 and got 37% of the vote against the eventual victor, Ted Strickland. He was the first black guy to be a major-party candidate for governor in Ohio.

          Which is why The Blower, which takes pride in supporting Black Republican Elected Officials, to be this week’s guest editor and choose three items plus a Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors.

          Note: This homoerotic photo shows Blackwell cuddling with Kane at the Hamilton County Northeast Republican Club Pancake Breakfast more than a decade ago. Unfortunately for Buckwheat, the negatives were NOT destroyed. 

Media Madness, by Media and Culture Blogger Darryl Parks

IF YOU HAD A HUNCH THE NEWS SYSTEM WAS SOMEWHAT RIGGED AND YOU COULDN’T PUT YOUR FINGER ON IT, THIS MIGHT HELP YOU SOLVE THE PUZZLE.

ABC News executive producer Ian Cameron is married to Susan Rice, National Security Adviser.

CBS President David Rhodes is the brother of Ben Rhodes, Obama’s Deputy National Security Adviser for Strategic Communications. 

ABC News correspondent Claire Shipman is married to former Whitehouse Press Secretary Jay Carney.

ABC News and Univision reporter Matthew Jaffe is married to Katie Hogan, Obama’s Deputy Press Secretary.

ABC President Ben Sherwood is the brother of Obama’s Special Adviser Elizabeth Sherwood.

CNN President Virginia Moseley is married to former Hillary Clinton’s Deputy Secretary Tom Nides.

Now you know why it is no surprise the media always goes very easy on Obama’s many scandals.

Do you think there might be a little bias in the news? 

POLITICAL SCIENCE TEST: FIND YOUR COMMIE

1) “We’re going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.”

A. Karl Marx                    B. Adolph Hitler                  C. Joseph Stalin              D. Barack Obama               E. None of the above

2) “It’s time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few… and to replace it with shared responsibility, for shared prosperity.”

A. Lenin                           B. Mussolini                         C. Idi Amin                      D. Barack Obama               E. None of the above

3) “(We)…. can’t just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people.”

A. Nikita  Khrushchev        B.  Joseph Goebbels            C. Boris Yeltsin

D. Barack Obama            E. None of the above

4) “We have to build a political consensus and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own … in order to create this common ground.”

A. Mao Tse Tung             B. Hugo Chavez                    C. Kim Jong II

D. Barack Obama            E. None of the above

5) “I certainly think the free-market has failed.”

A. Karl Marx                   B. Lenin                                C. Molotov

D. Barack Obama            E. None of the above

6) “I think it’s time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in (the) entire economy that they are being watched.”

A. Pinochet                      B. Milosevic                           C. Saddam Hussein

D. Barack Obama            E. None of the above

… and the answers are:  

(1)  E. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/29/2004

(2)  E. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 5/29/2007

(3)  E. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007

(4)  E. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007

(5)  E. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007

(6)  E. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 9/2/2005

I won a Nigerian lottery according to an email from a Nigerian prince.

He holds the sum of ONE MILLION DOLLARS in my name and he wants to send it to me FREE!

All I have to do is give him my bank account numbers and send him $500.00 US dollars cash, to show my good faith, so he can transfer the money!

And then I received ANOTHER email. . .

It’s from a KENYAN prince who wants to give me FREE healthcare for life!

     All I have to do is give him:     

MY BANK ACCOUNT NUMBERS,

MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER

MY CONFIDENTIAL HEALTH INFORMATION

and pay $700 per month for a policy with only a $10,000 deductible.

Then he can make it happen!

AND A QUICKIE from Our Good Friend Bobby Leach

 An Emergency Call Center worker had been fired, much to the dismay of her colleagues, who are reportedly unhappy with her dismissal. It seems that a caller dialed 911 from a cell phone stating,  

“I am depressed and lying across railway tracks so that when the train comes I can finally meet Allah.”

To which the call center employee replied, “Remain calm and stay on the line.”

These items are perfect to forward to all of your Internet Buddies and Facebook Friends with too much time on their hands. 

The Liberal Essence of Life 

Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 243 different websites for the production of today’s Blower.

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REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS Waving White Flag on Amnesty

CLINTON FOUNDATION Violated Ethics Agreement

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OHIO GOVERNOR Says “Not Tax Cuts Without Tax Hikes”

KENTUCKY says “Brent Spence Bridge Tolls OK”

ERIC “CALL ME CRAZY” DETERS Wants to Be a Lawyer Again

Whistleblower Web Poll

This week, here’s how the first 17,648 Whistleblower Web Poll respondents said most white people celebrated Black History Month, now called Half-Black History Month in honor of the current resident at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave:

(A) Chompin’ on chitlins at Wrong State University: 2%
(B) Feeling really guilty: 1%
(C) Waiting to see if Buckwheat Blackwell and Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane win this year’s Ebony and Ivory Racial Healing Awards: 1%
(D) Totally ignoring it: 96%

Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!

Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest

Blackness is Only Skin Deep

This week, everybody who thinks the best part about Black History Month is that unlike in 2012, this year it still only lasts 28 days, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest. The winner is noted nerd Wigger Whiteass, who says acting Black is really cool.

Wigger wins a generous supply of Jungle Fever Tanning Cream courtesy of Judge P-P-P-Patrick DeWhine; free joint memberships in COAST and the Cincinnati Chapter of National Association for the Advancement of Liberal Colored People (NAALCP) from Family Friendly Fascist Chris Finney and SMLP Smithermouth; and a guest appearance on Nate “Rhymes With Hate” Livingston’s Belligerent Black Blog. His winning limerick is:

This month we study Black History;
How they all got so dark is a mystery!
We honkies sit in the sun,
Till the long day is done,
And just get all reddish and blistery!

The Windbag Writes
This month we study black history
Why we do it remains a big mystery.
We don’t do it for others,
(And I wouldn’t, if I had my druthers)
But PC pressure is VERY persist-ory.

This month we study Black History
It’s all about cultural diversity.
Are all people of color
Now walking much taller,
Or is this just more race card perversity?

This month we study Black History.
For Revrum Jesse, it’s more free publicity.
Though his achievements are jack
He compensates in the sack,
For his marriage vows have a certain elasticity.

And from the Anderson Laureate (who now knows why his poetic license is being revoked and now has something to tell the padre at this week’s confession):

This month we study black history
No other type of ethnic category
Forget Europeans
Japanese or Koreans
Why we do this is really no mystery.

We must be politically correct,
But if I’m allowed to be direct
It makes me a bit heated
The way some people get treated
To racial partiality I object.

Why don’t we do the same for Chinese
Cambodians or Vietnamese?
Are blacks more important
Than the whole human assortment?
Why do we have to appease?

Oh, it’s all coming clear to me now
It’s the only way we really know how
To clear our good name
For slavery’s shame
Affirmative action’s a big sacred cow.

A hundred and fifty years ago, Mr. Lincoln
Knowing full well what he was thinkin’
Freed all the slaves
From the slave-holding knaves
But apparently the memory is still stinkin’

The truth is remarkably clear
No former slaves are now here
Slavery is dead
Can’t we move ahead?
Maybe Obama will buy us a beer.

The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“Here’s why Real Republicans like TEA”

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Racial Racketeers.

TODAY’S “LIBERAL LIAR” AWARD GOES TO

 Obama’s Doofus Vice President Joe Biden, who used a Black History Month event at his official residence Monday night to decry the rich, both white and black, for stunting economic growth and suggested that “EMANCIPATING” their wealth might be in order.

CELEBRATING BLACK HISTORY MONTH HOT LINE

e-mail your favorite chitins recipes today.

Some hypocrite DemocRAT items in today’s Blower were sent in by hypocrite DemocRAT, like this Black History Month Greeting from former KKK Grand Klegal, Deceased DemocRAT U. S. Senator Robert Byrd.

Whistleblower Video of the Day

28 Reasons to Hug a Black Guy Today

(Sent in by Faux Facebook Friend Charlie Winburn—4,666 Friends, 139 Mutual)

   Note: We guarantee iPhone subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today. 

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