Tuesday, February 24, 2014
Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers
Did we forget to watch the Caucasian Academy Awards in Hollywood on Sunday night? —The Majority of Americans
Even we had to call off our lame protest during #If Black Lives Really Mattered History Month to whine that every single one of this year’s 20 acting nominees was White. —Black Racist Uncivil Rights Groups
Cincinnati Clowncil-Gay Chris Squealback says at least gay emcee Neil Patrick Harris showed up with socks in his underwear after Ellen DeGeneres turned down hosting the event. —Sodomy Rites Activists Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis
Everybody was wondering if Cincinnati Native Patrick Osborne’s Oscar for an animated “short subject” was actually about the Queen City’s Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley. —Whistleblower Film Critic Ebert Maltin
We were hoping to see Clint Eastwood’s acceptance speech if ‘American Sniper’ had won for Best Picture, which made more money than all the other nominated films combined. It could be even better than when Dirty Harry debated Obama’s Empty Chair at the Republican National Convention in 2012. Every Liberal in America would’ve gone crazy. —Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane
Now everybody’s waiting to see what kind of “Award” RINOs get when they cave in to Obama and the Dishonest DemoCRATS on Amnesty during the next four days. —Conservatives in Congress
Rudy Giuliani should’ve received an award for acting like Winston Churchill after he questioned Obama’s Patriotism. Just watch The Blower’s Video for Today at the bottom of the page. —Real Republicans
Obama’s worse than Neville Chamberlin. —Former U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations and Potential 2016 Republican Presidential Candidate John Bolton
Obama can’t even ACT like a President. Just give the bastard another worthless Nobel Peace Prize. —Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin
Maybe that’s why we chose Churchill’s “The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is.” —Your Quote for Today Committee
Tennessee’s Demagogic DemocRAT Congressman Steve Cohen even played the Race Card when he compared America’s Mayor to “Slavery Supporters.” —Today’s Liberal Liars Award
It’s Unpatriotic to question Obama’s Patriotism —PMSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski
I have no doubt Obama loves this country… I have no doubt Obama’s a Patriot” —Delusional RINO Senator Lindsey Graham, Who Actually Thinks He Should Run For President
So please don’t remind people how Liberals cheered when Obama questioned Bush’s patriotism. —Obama’s Hypocrites in the Press
Even as a radical Islamic group announces its intention to attack American shopping malls, voters are painting an increasingly dismal picture of Obama’s efforts to fight terrorism. Just 19% of Likely U.S. Voters now believe the United States and its allies are winning the War on Terror, This finding’s down from last month’s previous low of 23% and is the lowest finding in nearly 11 years of regular tracking. —Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen
On this date in 1868, President Andrew Johnson was impeached, but amazingly, it was not for lying about getting BJs in the Oval Office. Yesterday was the anniversary of raising the flag on Iwo Jima in 1945, and the League of Women Vipers also turns 94 this month, and most of the current members conducting so-called candidate debates were also founding members. Those are three stories we’re pretty sure you didn’t see or hear in the blamestream press this weekend. —Hurley the Historian
In Today’s Racial Healing Moment, was Wright State really telling the “whole truth” with its so-called “apology” for that offensive Black History Month Menu that forgot to include chitlins on the sign that included chicken, mashed potatoes, collard greens and cornbread under a picture of Martin Luther King Jr. and other famous black figures? —Wright State President David Hopkins
When Citizens Opposed to Additional Spending and Taxes’ Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney explains how to save money on your property taxes at his infomercial tonight, he also explain why he always invites Hamilton County’s Disingenuous Double-Dipping DemocRAT Auditor to all his COAST events. —Empower U
Stop the presses! I just endorsed Rob Portman’s re-election for the Senate. —Mitt Romney
Did we forget to mention Portman Confidant Barry Bennett, who’s forming a Super PAC to help “Rob “Fighting For His Life” Portman from facing a primary challenge from the right, was “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s former Chief of Staff, and got “Mean Jean” embroiled in a controversy involving accepting all that money from apologists for those Murdering Muslim Turks, that she still has no intention of ever paying back? —Feckless Fishwrapper Deirdre Shesgreen
At least NBC didn’t show Rachel Dratch’s impersonation of me during last week’s Saturday Night Live 40th Anniversary Show. —“Mean Jean” Schmidt
Did Greedy Hearse-Chasing, Disgraced DemocRAT, Clinton-Loving, Fen-Phen Scandal Plagued, Finally-Totally-Disbarred Trial Attorney $tan Che$ley explain how he lost his law license at yesterday’s $tanley M. Che$ley Distinguished Visiting Professor of Law Lecture on “Criminal Law” at the U.C. College of Law? —Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters
Do you mean some of our Geezer Customers out there don’t actually know we offer a Senior Citizen Discount? —Rumpke’s Dumpsters
Why won’t people believe I’m retiring instead of getting my scrawny ass fired as Publisher of The Fishwrap? —Skaggie Maggie
You can’t believe all the stupid statements 2016 Presidential Wannabe/ Kentucky Senator Rand Paul has been quoted making since he appeared at last week’s Lincoln Reagan Uible Day Dinner. —Clermont County Republican Party
So with no Annual Lincoln-Reagan Day Dinner on the Hamilton County RINO Party’s March Schedule, we’re safe for Anderson Trustee Andrew Pappas to go ahead with our plans to interview all those front-running Republican 2016 presidential candidates clamoring to speak at our upcoming Lincoln-Reagan-“In Russ We Trust” Jackson Day Dinner at the Anderson Government Center. —The Anderson Township Republican Club
Please don’t ask if the low morale at the Forrest Gump School District is in any way my fault. —Superintendent “Smiling Dallas” Jackson
Every year when they’re looking for movie-related stories to run around the Academy Awards, why doesn’t somebody in the Cincinnati News Media mention some the great movies that were filmed in Kentucky, like Kentucky, The Kentuckian, Raintree County, April Love, Goldfinger, The Great Race, The Flim Flam Man, Coal Miner’s Daughter, Stripes, Taps, Rain Man, A League of Their Own, Lost in Yonkers, Down Below, The Insider, Elizabethtown, Seabiscuit, Dreamer, Secretariat, The Ides Of March, and 50 to 1. —Kentucky Monthly
Wouldn’t that be our job? —Kentucky Film Office
Did you forget Altered States, Another Perfect Stranger, Blood Lake, Carol, Dead Moon Rising, Demolition Man, Dreamer, Elizabethtown, Fake ID, Fresh Horses, How the West Was Won, In Country, The Insider, Kentucky Woman, Lawn Dogs, Next of Kin, One Big Holiday, Our Day, The Perfect Gift, The Perfect Stranger, Pieces of Easter, The Rivalry: Red v. Blue, Saratoga, Secretariat, Some Came Running, Steel Stripes, Sylvester, Treasure of Matecumbe, U.S. Marshals, and Zombie Planet? —Wikipedia
Set your DVRs. Finian’s Rainbow, the musical about a leprechaun who follows the Irishman who stole his pot of gold to a small Southern town of tobacco sharecroppers in the mythical state of Missitucky is on at 6 AM. —Turner Classic Movies
What time are they showing Becky Boinks Boondoggle County? —Horny in Hebron
Some of our videographers at the station have even said I ought to be in that kind of picture. — TV 19’s Lingerie-Model-Turned-Reporter-Turned-Anchorbimbo Tricia “Leemarie” Macke
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Pornographers.
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WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO OF THE DAY
Raging Rudy Giuliani Destroys Obama’s Policies on Islamism and Iran, Part 1 of 2
At times screaming with rage, Rudy Giuliani excoriates Barack Obama for his weak and feckless policies toward the global threats of radical Islam and a nuclear-armed Iran. This powerful speech was delivered at the Iranian-American Community symposium “Countering Islamic Fundamentalism, and a Nuclear-Armed Iran,” February 13, 2015, in Phoenix, Arizona.
Raging Rudy Giuliani Destroys Obama’s Policies on Islamism and Iran, Part 2 of 2
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