Monday, February 23, 2015
Real Awards for Real Acting
Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says Sunday night, the majority of Americans did not watch the 87th Annual Academy Awards in Hollywood, and are less inclined to watch a movie because it won an Oscar These viewers know everything about every film and movie star being nominated. Unfortunately, these are the same Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, and who’ve ensured us all of another 697 days during the Dark Ages of America’s Second Term, unless those Racist Republicans impeach him.
Nevertheless, at today’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane was pleased as punch to present The Whistleblower’s “Real Awards for Real Acting” for 2015.
Oscar Protest Planned Over All-Caucasian Nominees
According to Yahoo, Black Racist Uncivil Rights Groups were scheduled to protest outside Sunday’s Oscars show during #If Black Lives Really Mattered History Month, where every single one of this year’s 20 acting nominees was Caucasian.
However meaningless the small demonstration might have been, Obama’s Race-Baiter # 1 Al Sharpton, aided and abetted by Obama’s Supporters in the Liberal Press, did not miss the opportunity to divide the nation further along nation further along racial lines.
And If You Thought All Those Obama’s Moonbat Liberals Freaked Out After Rudy Giuliani questioned Obama’s Patriotism, Just Imagine What Would Happen If “American Sniper” Won the Oscar for Best Picture.
Nominees for Best Actor were:
Barack Obama in “Liar, Liar”
Barack Obama in “Above the Law”
Barack Obama in “Barack Obama, Warrior Princess”
…and the winner was George W. Bush in “Miss Me Yet?”
Nominees for Best Supporting Actor were:
Ted Cruz in “We’ll Turn This Country Around”
Harry Reid in “Only 36,000 Americans Lost Their Jobs Today”
John Boehner in “Cave In”
…and the winner was Joe Biden in “Our Stimulus Is Really Working”
Nominees for Best Actress were:
Hillary Clinton in “Nightmare on Benghazi Street”
Susan Rice in “At the Dirty Movies”
Sarah Palin in “I Told You So”
…and the winner was Michele Obama in “Separate Over-Taxed Payer Funded Vacations”
Nominees for Best Supporting Actress were:
Marie Harf in “Jobs for Jihadists”
Janet Napolitano in “Airport Insecurity”
Nancy Pelosi in “Facelift”
…and the winner was, Barney Frank in “Man in a Dress.”
Winners in Other Categories Included:
Biggest Boondoggle: “Health Care Reform”
Best Foreign Entry: “Immigration Reform”
Most Unconstitutional: “They’re Coming for Your Guns”
Biggest Disappointment: (Tie) “Racial Healing” and “Class Warfare”
This Year’s Biggest Mystery: “Where in the Hell Are All Those Jobs We Were Promised?”
…And Best Song: “Barack Obama Singing, “Crimea River”
More Obama At the Movies
Local awards for “Real Awards for Real Acting” will also be presented:
CINCINNATI’S FORMER GIRLY MAYOR MARK MALLORY: “A Streetcar Named Stupidity”
HAMILTON COUNTY RINO PARTY BOSS ALEX T., MALL COP GOP: “Fool’s Errand”
HAMILTON COUNTY DEMO-LABOR PARTY BOSS TIM BURKA: “It’s Not Political, Really!”
DIMINUTIVE DEMOCRAT MAYOR JOHN CRANLEY: “Lowered Expectations”
CINCINNATI VICE MAYOR DAVID MANN: “Backstabbers Day”
OHIO SENATOR ROB “FIGHTING FOR FAGGOTRY” PORTMAN: “Family Secrets”
MAHOGANY’S OWNER LIZ ROGERS: “Affirmative Action Deadbeat”
CINCINNATI CLOWNCIL GAY CHRIS SQUEALBACK: “One Night Stand”
OHIO DISGRACED FORMER ANDERSON TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE KEVIN “BIG SPANKY” O’BRIEN: “Rubber Gloves”
GREEDY HEARSE-CHASING, DISGRACED DEMOCRAT, CLINTON-LOVING, FEN-PHEN SCANDAL PLAGUED, FINALLY-TOTALLY-DISBARRED TRIAL ATTORNEY $TAN CHE$LEY: “How I Lost My Law License,” premiering at Monday’s $tanley M. Che$ley Distinguished Visiting Professor of Law Lecture on “Criminal Law” at the U.C. College of Law
OHIO MERCENARY COAST ATTORNEY CHRIS FINNEY AND FORMER NAALCP PRESIDENT/ CINCINNATI CITY CLOWN-CILMAN SMLP SMITHERMOUTH: “Jungle Fever”
$TATE REP-TILE FOR $ALE PETER $TAUTBERG: “Where’s That Judgeship I Was Promised?”
FORREST GUMP SCHOOL BOARD: “Our Tax Hike Scam Succeeded, But We Still Have Low Morale for Greedy Teachers and Administrators”
TEA PARTY PATRIOTS: “Tempest in a TEA Cup”
DOCTOR KURT FROELICH: “The G-Spot”
BLUEGRASS BUREAU CHIEF KEN CAMBOO: “Goin’ South”
OUR GOOD FRIEND KENTON COUNTY COMMONWEALTH ATTORNEY E ROB SANDERS: “Higher Ambition”
WILLIAM T. ROBINSON III: “Airport 2015”
SENATE SURRENDER LEADER BITCH MCCONNELL: “Turtle on a Fence Post”
MATT BEVAN: “Let’s See What Happens When I Run for Governor This Time”
ALISON WONDERGAMS GRIMES: “Last Year, Bill Clinton Had His Picture Taken With Me, And Two Days Later He Was Photographed With a Couple of Whores in Los Angeles”
BOONDOGGLE COUNTY JAILER ED PRINDLE: “GITMO in NoKY”
MISS VICKI: “Facebook Friends”
DEMOCRAT DOMINATRIX KATHY GROOB: “Women in Politics”
NORTHERN KENTUCKY CHAMBER OF COMMERCE: “A Bridge Too Expensive”
CREATION MUSEUM’S KEN HAM: “Dinosaurs on the Ark”
And This Just In
JOEY AND ERIC “CALL ME CRAZY” DETERS: Joey and Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters: “Separated at Birth”
REAL AWARDS FOR REAL ACTING HOT LINE
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