Thursday, February 19, 2015
One of the best parts about publishing The Whistleblower Newswire is checking our e-mail first thing each morning to see some of those politically insightful items we’ve received from our equally politically insightful subscribers. Our readers’ comments are extremely helpful for our analysis and interpretation of today’s important top stories.
Happy Chinese New Year, Everybody!
Oriental Observer One Lo Ball says today Lunar New Year 4712 begins the “Year of the Sheep” and after Obama’s re-election in November 2012, Conservatives are still acknowledging that a Divided America will have to kowtow to the Chinese for at least 701 more days during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless he’s impeached.
And speaking of “Sheeple,” this is the year for all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press.
Last year was the “Year of the Horse,” and Former Pants Dropper in Chief Bill Clinton couldn’t stop thinking about all those sex slaves on Epstein’s Orgy Island he wanted to mount.
The year before that, it was the “Year of the Snake,” and Conservatives couldn’t suck the poison of ObamaCare fast enough.
The year before that, it was the “Year of the Dragon,” and Real Republicans still haven’t gotten over the fact that Saint Mitt didn’t slay the Dragon on that November 6.
The year before was the “Year of the Rabbit” with more comparisons between Obama and Jimmy Carter (remember that “Killer Rabbit?”)
The year before was the “Year of the Tiger,” which had to be held up until our disgraced golf star Tiger Woods got out of sex rehab.
The year before that was the “Year of the Ox,” which seemed more fitting, considering all those Dumb-Ox DemocRATS and BureaucRATS The Blower was always writing about. Maybe nominations for our King and Queen of the Oxymorons should still be open.
The year before that was the “Year of the Rat,” and we all remember who won that. The year before that was the “Year of the Pig” and who’ll ever forget our Queen of the Pig People? “Mean Jean” remembers when it was the “Year of the Bitch.” Does anybody remember “The Year of the Cock?” No wonder Ben Dover, Phil McKrevis, and Chris Squealback are still using that year’s calendar. According to The Blower’s alternate life-style contributors, that was a very good year. Actually, it was the “Year of the Rooster,” but we just like to say “Cock,” so all you wussies with dirty-words filters on your computers won’t get today’s e-dition and you’ll all be wondering what else you’ve missed.
On Chinese New Year’s, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane and Hamilton County Prosecutor ”JayWalking Joe” Deters always used to get together for hot-and-sour soup at China Gourmet on Erie Avenue, while Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo was enjoying some more sumptuous Szechuan with his gal pal Miss Vicki at the Wok in Fort Mitchell.
Back in Anderson, where the Chamber of Commerce says they have more Chinese carry-out restaurants per-capita than there are Chins in the Chinese phone book, Trustee “In Russ We Trust” Jackson says he remembers when Republican Millionaire Lobbyist GOP Senator Rob “Fighting for Foo-young” Portman (Pictured as our trade deficit skyrocketed when he was Dubya’s TROTUS) will interrupt his non-stop campaign for Vice President in 2016 and once again be the grand marshal for our annual celebration at the Anderson Food Court.
No wonder our Joke of the Day Committee chose: “The only problem with Chinese New Year Jokes is that an hour later, you have to tell another one.”
More Real News Some Other Time…
TODAY’S WEEK’S BEST “LIBERAL LIAR” AWARD GOES TO
Obama’s Doofus Vice President Joe Biden, whose stumbles last September added to his long history of gaffes and insensitive remarks. Over the course of two days, Blithering Biden committed several different gaffes.
Biden Referred To Lenders Of “Bad Loans” To People Serving In The Military As “Shylocks,” A Derogatory Term For Jews.
While Recalling A Meeting With The First Prime Minister Of Singapore, Biden Referred To Him As “The Wisest Man In The Orient.” The Word “Orient” Is Not Just Outdated But Is Seen As Offensive When Used In Reference To People.
At A Diner, Biden Talked About The Possibility Of Committing Ground Troops To Fight ISIS In Iraq, After Obama Had Rejected Such The Option Earlier In The Day.
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CHINESE NEW YEAR HOT & SOUR LINE
e-mail your dog brain soup recipes today.
Some canine-cuisine-loving items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally canine-cuisine-loving subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use a lot more.
Whistleblower Chinese New Year Video of the Day
Chinese New Year 2015: Celebrating over 4,000 years of tradition
(Sent in By Joe Braun, whose Favorite Restaurant to meet Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane for lunch is the Hibachi Grill & Supreme Buffet in Clermont County)
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2015 Happy Chinese New Year
Happy Chinese New Year 2015
Happy Chinese New Year 2014! Funny Animation!
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