Sunday, January 25, 2015

The Whistleblower Week in Review    

• OUR NUMBER ONE DEFLATE-GATE STORY THIS WEEK was when The Blower predicted Obama Supporters in the Press would be making a bigger deal out of “Deflate-Gate” than all of Obama’s Scandals combined between now and the Super Bowl.

• OUR NUMBER TWO DEFLATE-GATE STORY THIS WEEK was when the three TV major networks had, so far, devoted a staggering 67 minutes and 49 seconds to obsessing over every aspect of whether the New England Patriots cheated in their AFC championship win on Sunday. Yet, only ABC allowed a scant 34 seconds to the Obama administration’s release of five terrorists out of Guantanamo Bay and back to areas connected with extremist violence. The contrast is 120-to-1.

• AND OUR NUMBER THREE DEFLATE-GATE STORY THIS WEEK was when Cialis released its “Deflated Balls” Super Bowl Ad.

 Thanks to eleven different Persons of Consequence for sending us links to this video. Great minds surely work alike.

• MONDAY (January 19) in our Special “Salute to Black Republicans” E-dition, The Blower asked, “How many ways can a slain civil rights leader’s memory be exploited?”

King Wouldn’t Want a Day Off  

            With the hypocrisy of our Disingenuous DemocRATS’ unanimous forgiveness of equally Disingenuous DemocRAT US Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid’s racist comments about Obama’s being a “light-skinned African who won’t scare white people” and doesn’t talk in “negro dialect unless he wants to” still ringing in our ears, we can only imagine what Dingy Harry might say today on the day of Obama’s Totally Meaningless Second Historic Inauguration because both Obama and Biden were actually sworn in during separate ceremonies the day before.

Because contrary to Mendacious Media Mythology, Obama’s “historic” first election did not usher in a post-racial America. Instead, speaking openly about race is still forbidden. Just ask Harry Reid, who had dared to use the term “Negro,” although the National Council of Negro Women and United Negro College Fund still exist.

We remember years ago, on the day before the “historic” Coronation of the man WLW Hate Radio’s Racist in Residence Bill Cunningham dared to call Barack “Hussein” Obama, every racial racketeer was once again exploiting the memory of Reverend Martin Luther King, Jr. and Liberals were once again posthumously ignoring the wishes of the widow of the slain civil rights leader, because she believed in honoring her husband’s legacy the way he would if he were still alive today— by WORKING.

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• TUESDAY (January 20) in our Special “State of Disunion” E-dition, The Blower said, “Remember six years ago when Obama promised he’d unite us?” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:    

•  Can you believe, some voters in Divided America actually plan to follow Obama’s State of Dis-Union speech tonight, but those same voters acknowledge that presidents generally don’t accomplish most of what they promise in their annual addresses to the nation.—Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen
• Do you think Obama will thank me for all I’ve done to improve Race Relations during his administration?—Obama’s #1 Race Baiter Al Sharpton
• Leading black members of Congress took to a church pulpit in Ferguson, Missouri, on Sunday to trace a direct link from Martin Luther King Jr.’s legacy to the fight for criminal justice reform after recent fatal police shootings across the U.S.—Your “Liberals Tell the Stupidest Lies” Award Committee

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• WEDNESDAY (January 21) in our Special “Obama’s Seventh Year Begins” E-dition, The Blower said, “729 More Days— our Countdown Continues!” 

 It’ll Be the Same Old Crap For the Next Two Years

         Hurley the Historian says the next presidential inauguration is already scheduled to take place on Friday, January 20, 2017. That’s why The Blower is continuing its countdown of the 729 days remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless he’s impeached. And at yesterday’s State of Disunion watching Party at the Conservative Agenda, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane said, “It will take every bit of two years just to get ready to begin to undo all the damage Obama and the Dishonest DemocRATS will have done, brought to you by all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Him In The White House—Twice.”

 Remember The Blower’s Official Coronation E-dition on Tuesday, January 20, 2009 when we predicted it would be the most historic inauguration in history? And in our Special “Obama—the Next Day” Edition on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, we reported “5,000 No Flush Port-o-Lets were not nearly enough.”

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• THURSDAY (January 22) in our Special “SOTUS Analysis” E-dition, The Blower said, “This morning’s hangover has only two years to go!” 

Were You Really Expecting Something Different?

          WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR NATIONAL POLITICAL AFFAIRS ANALYST Britt Humus says after listening to all that bloviating about the worst State of Disunion Speech in history, if there were ever any doubts that President Obama has moved beyond trying to tackle the $18 trillion national debt he created, his speech put that to rest — he’s shooting for $20 trillion. His focus on new entitlements and even more taxes and regulations seemed more attuned with a re-election year speech than a last shot at legislative achievement when the other party controls both houses of Congress.

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• FRIDAY (January 23) in our “Just Another Guest Column E-dition, The Blower explained, “But It’s Still the Same Old BS!” 

Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:

           Chosen for his understanding of crowd control, it’s not former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani, it’s not former Cincinnati Police Chief Tom Streicher, it’s not even Patronage County Sheriff Buford Flogg, it’s “The Captain” from “Cool Hand Luke,” who truly understands what the problem is, which is simply a “Failure to Communicate.”

          That’s why The Blower, which takes pride law enforcement officials, is pleased to allow “The Captain” to be our Conservative Agenda Guest Editor and choose three Stupid Black Racial Protest items plus a Stupid Black Racial Protest Quickie from Weasel Zippers for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Plagiarizing Contributors.

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• SATURDAY (January 24) in our Special “Opposite Day” E-dition, The Blower said, “It really gets confusing when you use sarcasm!”

Tomorrow Is Opposite Day, Everybody… 

          …when everything you say and do are supposed to be the opposite of what you really mean. If you say “yes,” you mean “no.” If you say “turn left,” you mean “turn right.” And if you say “I love you,” you really mean “I hate you.”

We’re not really sure who created Opposite Day, but some sources vaguely connect the holiday to President Calvin Coolidge. Coolidge told the press “I do not choose to run” in the 1928 election, which left everyone wondering if he really meant the opposite.

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The Libtard Show

Libtard n. Combination of “liberal” and “retard,” or people who, intoxicated by being knowlegable and right about politics and economics, forget that they need to get actual real ordinary people to support them if their agenda is to be advanced. Often but not always rich, well meaning and with good insight to society’s problems, but naive about the mechanics of politics and utterly ignorant about how power actually works.

This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

Black Lives Don’t Matter to #Black Lives Matter

At yesterday’s meeting of The Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about all those really stupid racial protests you’ll probably still be seeing in the Divided States of America during the Dark Ages of Obama during the next 725 days, unless we get lucky and he gets impeached.

Remember on Christmas Eve when The Blower commented on the fact that only four Pathetic Protesters Trying to Get Themselves on TV had been arrested following a demonstration at a Walmart store in Beavercreek that closed the store for four hours on the Saturday before Christmas? We explained that if the incident or misconduct occurred on private property, police must yield to the owner or manager of the property to determine what action should be taken.  For example, police could not arbitrarily charge someone with trespassing unless the owner or agent of the property agreed to prosecute for same and in most cases, the owner or agent actually signs the warrant.

Assuming this was a “die in” to protest the officer involved shooting at the store, the police had to have a complaint from the store management and agreement to prosecute before initiating any arrests for disrupting the store’s business.  Police do this to protect themselves from the owner or agent changing his mind when it becomes necessary to testify in court.

Public property must be controlled by government officials when a crime or rule violation occurs. And the reason these Stupid #Black Lives Matter Protests continue is because government officials are not willing to complain and prosecute. During the Age of Obama, nobody wants to be called “Racist” for publicly objecting to Blacks Behaving Badly.

But maybe law enforcement agencies around the country should be prepared for another onslaught of those ridiculous #Black Lives Matter Protests, if the Justice Department is now really taking the final steps towards closing the politically charged investigation into the shooting death of an unarmed black teenager in Ferguson, Missouri and clearing the white police officer involved of civil rights charges. Word is Federal prosecutors have begun work on a legal memo recommending no civil rights charges against the officer, Darren Wilson, which would close the case (that never should’ve been opened in the first place) in the death of 18-year-old Black Thug Michael Brown, and the investigation by the F.B.I., which is complete, found no a smidgen of evidence to support the charges against the officer.

Let the Riots Begin. Now for your viewing pleasure, we have a video of a convenience store being justifiably robbed by 180 Poor Misunderstood Yoofs at the Dellwood Market in Ferguson. Kinda looks like RATS deserting the ship in reverse. 

Political Correctness Running Amok

Louisville Courier Journal reporter Chris Kenning says a Kentucky lawmaker is sponsoring a bill that would ban transgender students from using school restrooms that don’t correspond to their anatomical sex. [READ MORE HERE]

The “Kentucky Student Privacy Act,” proposed by State Sen. C.B. Embry Jr., R-Morgantown, also would allow students to sue the school for $2,500 when they encounter a person of the opposite biological sex in a bathroom or locker room if staff have allowed it or failed to prohibit it.

“Parents have a reasonable expectation that schools will not allow minor children to be viewed in various states of undress by members of the opposite biological sex,” Embry wrote in Senate Bill 76, filed this month in the state’s General Assembly.

The bill, backed by the Family Foundation of Kentucky, would allow transgender students to ask for special accommodations, such as a unisex bathroom. 

THIS WEEK’S BEST “LIBERAL LIARS” AWARD GOES TO

 Cincinnati Clown-cil Man Stupid Street Car Six Member PG Sitt-n-spin, who said at his fake media event announcing his wet dream senate run that if he had a son he would be “gay-er” than Rob “Fighting for Gay Marriage” Portman’s. Also overheard, but unconfirmed, at the PJ event was a promise to promise something to everyone possible and be so inclusive that he would even discriminate against himself.

And for what it’s worth, a brief web check indicates Sitt-n-spin has registered several higher office domain names, including sitt-n-spinforgovernor.com, sitt-n-spinforsenate.com, pgforsenate.com, sitt-n-spinforamerica.com, sitt-n-spinforohio.com and pgforohio.com. 

The Feck Stops Here

METRO MOLE says this week The Fishwrap was pleased as punch about Amber Hunt’s whiny story about how the Cincinnati Police Department does exactly match the City’s racial makeup. [READ MORE HERE]

Did The FishWrap forget to mention the City has been under a federal consent decree since 1981 which mandates that all recruit classes be comprised of 34% minorities and 23% female candidates? Under these requirements, minorities and women who may have barely passed the entrance exam are hired over white (usually male) candidates who may have scored in the upper 80 to 90 percentile. 

Many major cities have followed this or similar edicts and subsequently experienced rampant corruption within their police department. The simple answer there is to always blame the administration for racial disparity in the department’s disciplinary process. 

Would we expect something other than our current demographic makeup after 34 years under such a decree?  Wouldn’t that have been an important fact to include in such an article?

When they find that tid-bit of information, you can expect them to bitch about racial and gender disparity in the supervisory ranks.  Simple answer – since 1987, the city has been under a federal consent decree to promote 1 minority or female for every 4 promotions in all supervisory ranks.  If all 4 candidates promoted are white, a fifth, or “double-fill,” is promoted to fulfill the requirements of the consent decree.  That is, for example, #1-4 (all white candidates) are promoted to sergeant, the city will skip over candidates #5-29 just to reach #30, the first black candidate who barely passed the promotional exam, and promote him or her over the others to satisfy the consent decree. 

In someone’s mind, this is fair and helps us achieve racial equality.  Others argue that those who are less qualified candidates are promoted to the supervisory ranks and somehow expected to provide satisfactory performance. This is an unreasonable expectation. 

Then again, this is the exact formula used to promote Ron Twitty up through the ranks to (our first black) Assistant Police Chief and we all know how that ended!

More Politics Unusual

•  OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER says all of our nocturnal comedians were mocking the Obama’s State of Disunion Speech this week. Jimmy Fallon said, “Last night was the State of the Union address, and everyone’s excited about the huge special appearance by a guy we haven’t seen in a really long time: 2008 Barack Obama. That guy had swagger.” Conan O’Brien said, “At the State of the Union address last night, President Obama made history by using the words transgender, lesbian, and bisexual in that speech. It was the part of the speech where he was just reading Craigslist personals.” And Seth Meyers said, “Last night President Obama gave the State of the Union address, and I just have to say that I don’t know what union he was describing. But I want to live there. I want to move. It sounds outstanding. There’s a middle class. They have small businesses. It sounds great.”
• LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” No. 295 says to quote P. J. O’Rourke: “The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you’re rich.”
• GOING GALT means you’ve recognized that you do not need to justify your life or wealth to your neighbors, “society,” or politicians, or bureaucrats. They’re yours, period!
• THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says Maybe it’s just the improving economy, but voters are less critical of the job President Obama is doing and even appear receptive to some of the new government programs he’s proposing. That doesn’t necessarily mean they want to pay for them, though. [READ MORE HERE]
• THIS WEEK IN PATRONAGE COUNTY, Persons of Consequence can now follow the on-going antics of the –dare we say, “mythical?”– cast of characters from The Blower’s archived columns. These articles will be Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s attempt to encourage undiscovered young writers, such as our brand new columnist who shares his acute and oh-so-accurate take on local Politics as Usual in satirical Patronage County. In this week’s column from Patronage County titled “Under the Influence,” we heard the outrage over the grand-jury indictment of former Patronage County Commissioner Victor Spoils. That op-ed column first appeared in the legendary Mt. Washington Press on February 4, 1980.    
• HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1961, John F. Kennedy held the first live televised presidential news conference, and presidents of both parties have been telling us the opposite of what we mean on TV ever since. Happy “Opposite Day,” America!
• THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose whatever Obama said today.
• MORE POLITICAL POETRY: Remember a couple of weeks ago when Bunky Tadwell sent us a copy of his poem entitled “Winter” that simply said, “Jesus H. Christ, it’s cold out there! (The end)?” Well today, the Bard of Cleves has another fast four-liner about our climate:         

They say there is Global Warming,
But if I may be so crass;
This friggin’ Global Warming,
Is really freezing my ass!

Unfortunately, Bunky…it’s unseasonably warm this afternoon, so your timing is really off!                

• THE MUCK STOPS HERE: The Muckraker says The Fishwrap is always ready, willing, and able to promote Free Speech, especially when they can stick their finger in Citizens For Community Values President Phil Burr-ass’ eye, like when they put a big picture of the latest vile-and-disgusting Flynt Family billboard of Saturday’s front page. [READ MORE HERE]

But when Feckless Fishwrapper Michael D. Clark wrote about the porn billboards, interesting that he didn’t comment on the fact that  billboard owner Todd Helton is not only a “full time” professional Real Estate Advisor, but also a Sales Vice President at Sibcy Cline.

Or that the Outdoor Advertising Association has banned the Flynt’s and other sexually oriented businesses from posting their obscenity around town? After al, once the camel gets his nose under the tent, we know what happens next!

Or that if Si Leis were still alive, this never would have happened. Maybe it’s these new metrosexual milquetoast liberals in charge with a weak kneed sheriff and a spineless prosecutor afraid to go after real scum like the Flynts.

Or is it too early to ask them to intervene? Maybe we should we wait until the strip club opens up in Cincinnati.

• SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL:  Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible. This week, let’s all re-read the “Eldon Pudpuller.”
• WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES says according to Richard Gobel at The Street, the volatility in the stock market this year is simply incredible. We have been expecting this volatility and it appears that it is here to stay. In addition, this stock market has no memory from day to day. After being up more than 200 points on Thursday, the DJIA lost 141.38 points on Friday to close at 17,672.60. [READ MORE HERE]
• THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others. This week, The Free Grain Party watched what could be described as Obama’s sixth straight “Free Stuff & Wealth Redistribution” State of Dis-Union speech, laying out his plan to increase taxes on high-income earners, capital gains on home values, retirement accounts and death taxes to “pay” for more free stuff for no-income Americans.

Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.

Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice.

• FINALLY AT TODAY’S MEETING OF CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane what he saw at Obama’s State of Disunion Address on Tuesday.

“Obama’s same old BS, just like you’ve seen every year during his same old State of Disunion Address,” Kane explained. “And just because Conservative Radio Talk Show Host Mark Levin urged Republicans in Congress to boycott Obama’s State of Disunion Address last year “to give the American people a choice between liberty and tyranny,” we didn’t expect John Boehner, Bitch McConnell, or any of those other tax-and-spend RINOS to show that kind of courage. They also could’ve turned their backs as Obama entered the House of Representatives or refused to clap, but as always, they’re all afraid of being called racists by Obama’s Supporters in the Press. The State of the Union Address has outlived its usefulness, as we’ve see it become the State of Disunion Speech during the Age of Obama.”

Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 742 different websites for the production of today’s Blower. 

THE SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL

Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible.  

SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL HOT LINE

e-mail your stories about worthy waifs today.

AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:

• Monday (January 26) The Blower will be featuring a special “Obama-Reagan Comparisons” E-dition, where Liberals keep trying to win one FROM the Gipper, while we’re continuing our countdown of the 724 days remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless he’s impeached.
• Tuesday (January 27) we’ll be following up on the controversy in Norwood after Mayor Thomas Williams told the truth about police officers across Obama’s America being under attack by “race-baiting black leaders and elected officials,” our Real Subscribers will surely be sending us their racial healing remarks in their Real E-Mails.
• Wednesday (January 28) we’re thinking about featuring our favorite politicians in a “Deflated Balls” E-dition, because we’re sure Obama Supporters in the Press will be making a bigger deal out of “Deflate-Gate” than all of Obama’s Scandals combined between now and the Super Bowl.
• Thursday (January 29) we’ll be reminding everybody to make sure they have cash in their bank accounts next Monday to cover those humongous checks they’ll have to write to pay their Jacked-Up Hamilton County Real Estate Taxes.
• The first line of Friday’s (January 30) limerick is: At our Groundhog’s Day Party this year.”
• And Saturday (January 31) we’ll be getting ready for the 2015 Northeast Hamilton County Republican Club Pancake Breakfast scheduled at the Sharonville Convention Center. Just wait till you hear which featured speaker you’ll get to hear for your $25 this year! 

 Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Hamilton County’s Disingenuous Double-Dipping Democrat Auditor, who still hasn’t explained exactly how his office came up with its Fair Property Values for your Jacked-Up Property Taxes that are due on Ground Hog’s Day.  Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception shows what happens when you schedule a Property Tax Review.

WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE

e-mail your revolutionary recaps today

Some political score-keeping items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally political score-keeping subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use a lot more. 

Whistleblower Video of the Day

“Deflate-Gate” – Tom Brady vs. Aaron Rodgers Parody/Song

Published on Jan 22, 2015: In a world of controversy surrounding over and under inflation, we bring you on a white knuckle thrill-ride into the realm of NFL lunacy. PS- don’t get caught with your balls in your hand.

Note: We guarantee iPhone subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today.

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