Thursday, January 22, 2015
Were You Really Expecting Something Different?
- WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR NATIONAL POLITICAL AFFAIRS
ANALYST BRITT HUMUS says after listening to all that bloviating about the worst State of Disunion Speech in history, if there were ever any doubts that President Obama has moved beyond trying to tackle the $18 trillion national debt he created, his speech put that to rest — he’s shooting for $20 trillion. His focus on new entitlements and even more taxes and regulations seemed more attuned with a re-election year speech than a last shot at legislative achievement when the other party controls both houses of Congress.
At Brietbart, Ben Shapiro said, “Obama gave his completely non-awaited State of Dis-Union address. Fresh off a humiliating midterm shellacking, Obama demonstrated zero desire to change course, his usual unshakable arrogance regarding his fictional success, and his frustrating habit of playing verbal tricks rather than recognizing the reality of legitimate political debates.”
The Blower wonders if Tuesday’s State of Disunion Speech was Obama’s worst speech ever. It was hard to tell. There’ve been so many to choose from. And during the Republican Response, Obama Supporters could hardly wait to attack newly elected Iowa Senator Joni Ernst, who spoke about top Republican priorities that included approving construction of the Keystone XL pipeline, tax reform, trade reform, cybersecurity, abortion, and reining in ObamaCare. Maybe the Sexist Liberals were afraid the Iowa pig farmer would castrate Obama with her remarks, because they couldn’t wait to begin smearing her with their vile and disgusting tweets: Calling the newly elected Iowa Senator Soldier a “whore” and a “cunt” was just about what you’d expect from Liberals demonstrating how far we’ve fallen during the Devolution of America under the Obama Administration.
And on the morning after, Americans were also amazed to awake to find the lame still couldn’t walk, the blind couldn’t see, the Federal Budget wasn’t balanced, the economy really hadn’t been revived, the real estate problem hadn’t been solved, workers were still losing their jobs, we’d failed to solve our gas/alternative energy problems, fires and mudslides would still plague California, hurricanes and tornadoes had not been banned, identity theft had not been stopped, global warming had not been reversed, Osama was no longer on the loose but plenty of his followers are still on the attack, Israelis and Palestinians were not living harmoniously side-by-side, corruption still existed in our government, America was still racially divided, and all of the world was not living at Peace.
Has the State of Union outlived its original purpose? After Tuesday, can there be any doubt?
Maybe next month, when Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu addresses a joint session of Congress on Iran, countering Obama’s threats that he will veto any legislation that imposes more sanctions against Iran if talks on its nuclear program fail, you’ll see a real speech.
- TODAY’S “LIBERALS TELL THE STUPIDEST LIES” AWARD goes to Obama himself, who bashed “Constant Fundraising” during his State of Disunion Speech, then sent out an e-mail asking his Disingenuous DemocRAT Supporters for donations. And of course, Obama omitted the customary “God Bless the United States of America” from the end of SOTU Speech.
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HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1973 the Supreme Court decided baby-killing was Constitutional when they legalized abortion. That was more than 57 million “legal abortions” ago. [KEEP COUNT HERE] - OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Ronald Reagan’s “I’ve noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born.”
Also on this week in 1981, Iran released 52 Americans it had held hostage for 444 days, bare minutes after the presidency had passed from Jimmy Carter to Ronald Reagan. Back then, things were sure different than they are these days.
- COUNTDOWN TO PROPERTY TAX DAY: Hamilton County Treasurer Robert A. Goering says you’ve been ignoring your “Jacked Up Tax Bill” for more than two weeks, but you still have until midnight on Ground Hog’s Day to get the money in, or our Disingenuous DemocRAT County Auditor will publish your name in The Fishwrap, along with all those other deadbeats.”
- MORE AWARD-WINNING NEWS COVERAGE: Did you see that Channel 9 “Substantially True” News story where Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters was quoted making unsubstantiated accusations about an upcoming case as the spokesperson for the law firm he formerly ran before he lost his law license? Maybe Crazy Eric is still engaging in the unauthorized practice of law. Perhaps nobody has told him that he no longer has qualified protection from libel and slander since he is not an attorney. [READ MORE HERE] Maybe Eric figures the Kentucky, Ohio, and Federal Bar Associations and Courts can’t do anything to him anymore, and he might be right, at least until somebody complains somewhere, or send them a copy of today’s Blower.
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says he got a lot of calls about yesterday’s Operation Desert Storm coverage from 24 years ago, and many of our current readers wanted to see some of the other news items only found in The Blower.
Inside that Edition, stories included DemocRATS in Congress say, “Give the bombing more time,” Jane Fonda’s plans to visit the Iraqi troops in Baghdad, And Homosexual ROTC cadets at UC couldn’t decide what to protest.
Plus, just about every other story had something to do with that very short war, which somehow still seems to be going on.
You can see that entire edition HERE.
- FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders asked Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why the Whistleblower’s Annual Countdown Day will begin celebrated at precisely 3:23 PM this tomorrow. “Because that’s the first time I began counting something down,” Kane started to explain.
“There I was in Fort Thomas, Kentucky,” Kane continued to recount. “It was exactly 3:23 PM on the afternoon of January 23, 1961. I was standing with my right hand raised, along with a bunch of other really stupid guys, being sworn in as an enlisted man in the U.S Army. And while I was taking the oath to obey the orders of some other totally incompetent idiots during the next three years, I suddenly understood how stupid I had been to enlist for three years, instead of serving for two years under the draft. That Patriotic Countdown began at 1,065 days. It was a lot more than the 728 days currently remaining in the Divided States of America during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless he’s impeached.
How’s that for a freaking coincidence?
PLAGIARISM COUNT: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 412 different websites for the production of today’s Blower.
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Seediest Kids of All
The Eldon Pudpuller Story
Eldon Pudpuller was a very troubled 12-year-old lad who ran up a whopping $38,000 telephone bill last month making calls to 1-900 phone-sex lines, all because his hero, Disgraced Former Masturbating Anderson Township Trustee Kevin O’Brien had been in court “getting off” on a technicality for trying to “get off” in front of a Wellborn woman and Eldon couldn’t combine “whacking off” with show-and-tell at his Forrest Gump School. The Forest Hills Urinal got hold of the story, and soon none of the Pudpullers could show their faces in public.
So the Seediest Kids of All sent over tapes of calls to the same phone-sex lines made by guys who’d worked their asses off on “Bronze Star Brad” WenSchmidt’s campaign and hadn’t even been called back on interviews for jobs in Ohio’s new Second Congressional District Office in Anderson.
Now Eldon listens to grown-ups talking dirty any time he wants and it doesn’t cost his family a dime. He’s learning a lot about township government at the same time. He’s studying hard in school and when he grows up, he wants to be a public official too. Just like Disgraced Former Masturbating Anderson Township Trustee Kevin “Spanky” O’Brien, and then they could be called “Big Spanky” and “Little Spanky.”
The entire Pudpuller family is grateful to the Seediest Kids of All, but it’s you they really have to thank, because it’s your guilt throughout the year which makes it all possible.
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Whistleblower Video of the Day
Judge Jeanine Pirro – Opening Statement – January 17, 2015
Note: We guarantee iPhone subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today.
