Wednesday, January 21, 2015
And It’ll Be the Same Old Crap For the Next Two Years
Hurley the Historian says the next presidential inauguration is already scheduled to take place on Friday, January 20, 2017. That’s why The Blower is continuing its countdown of the 729 days remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless he’s impeached. And at yesterday’s State of Disunion watching Party at the Conservative Agenda, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane said, “It will take every bit of two years just to get ready to begin to undo all the damage Obama and the Dishonest DemocRATS will have done, brought to you by all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Him In The White House—Twice.”
Remember The Blower’s Official Coronation E-dition on Tuesday, January 20, 2009 when we predicted it would be the most historic inauguration in history? And in our Special “Obama—the Next Day” Edition on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, we reported “5,000 No Flush Port-o-Lets were not nearly enough.”
Because after bloviating about the greatest inaugural speech in history (that Kneepad Liberals in the Press had declared days before it was even given), many Americans were amazed to awake this morning to find the lame couldn’t walk, the blind couldn’t see, the Federal Budget wasn’t balanced, the economy hadn’t been revived, the real estate problem hadn’t been solved, autoworkers were still losing their jobs, we’d failed to solve our gas/alternative energy problems, fires and mudslides would still plague California, hurricanes and tornadoes had not been banned, identity theft had not been stopped, global warming had not been reversed, Osama was still on the loose, Israelis and Palestinians were not living harmoniously side-by-side, corruption still existed in our government, and all of the world was not living at Peace. Worse than that, Tom and Rose were just beginning to wonder when MoveOn.Org would be reimbursing them for all that money they’d advanced for their big Inaugural Bash at the Camargo Country Club to celebrate the “historic” Coronation of His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadj, Doctor Barrack Hussein Obama Dada.
But then a child, much like the little boy in Hans Christian Andersen’s fairy tale about the “Emperor’s New Clothes,” said, “How come all these things didn’t happen? These things were only a small part of the Messiah’s 510 campaign promises.”
Then in our Special “Liberal Trash” E-dition on January 22, 2009, The Blower said “Yes We Can” obviously didn’t include Obama Supporters picking up their own trash, because on that day, nobody could remember when the Washington Mall used to be covered with grass.
That was only the previous week. If this is what our Nation’s Capital looked like when the Messiah was sworn in, just wait until we’ve had four years of his supporters’ behavior.
And it didn’t take long for all those Obama Supporters in the Press to start making excuses for their boy. They’re going to get a lot of practice during the next 1,458 days. So how come Katie Couric says “It’s a sign Obama is actually human” when the Messiah screwed up his oath of office, but whenever Bush made a minor grammatical faux pas, it was always proof positive that the Republican president was always a hopeless idioal.
The Blower’s Astute but Somewhat Eccentric Political Commentator, Godfrey Tweed, says the real reason Chief Justice Roberts and The Great Half-White Hope flubbed the Oath of Office is that both men know that Obama is not a natural-born citizen and is Constitutionally prohibited from holding the office which he now occupies. That, and their lips and faces were frozen from the cold and from suppressing their laughter at having to listen to a piano, cello, and violin try to play in tune in 30 degree weather.
And just to show you how we are all now united, we have the Rev. Joseph Lowery’s Racist Benediction at Obama’s Coronation: ‘Lord, in the memory of all the saints who from their labors rest, and in the joy of a new beginning, we ask you to help us work for that day when black will not be asked to get in back, when brown can stick around… when the red man can get ahead, man; and when white will embrace what is right. That all those who do justice and love mercy, say Amen, say Amen. say amen.” Yeah, right! Racism is really a thing of the past. And you didn’t hear one person, on any channel, comment about this racist
Finally, the guys at the Bluegrass Bulletin also weren’t exactly impressed with Obama’s botched oath followed by an uninspiring speech which failed to electrify the crowd, warm any hearts and contained little of value worthy of being etched in stone, as predicted in advance: Obama Speech Reflects America – No Heat, No Electricity, No Values.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010 in our Special TEA Party E-dition, The Blower said, If the Dems lose Teddy’s Senate Seat, that would be “Historic!”
Thursday, January 20, 2011 in our Special “Obama’s Two Year Report” E-dition, Optimists were saying Obama’s term was “Half Over,” but The Blower said it had been the “Longest Two Years in History.”
Friday, January 20, 2012 in our Special “Presidential Progress Report” E-dition, The Blower said “You couldn’t say it hasn’t been Historic,” because it had surely been “the Longest Three Years in History!”
But Tuesday, January 20, 2013 in our Special “Obama—the Second Term” E-dition, The Blower began Counting down ANOTHER 1,460 Days until Obama’s Third Term.
Maybe that’s because PMSNBC Obama Worshipper Chris Matthews really claimed Obama’s Second Inaugural Teleprompter Speech was just like Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address. Photoshop Photospoofer Edward Cropper shows us what that looked like.
Kane remembered Obama’s First Historic Presidential Inauguration, when his next door neighbor, a Dumbed-Down DemocRAT who had run unsuccessfully for county office on two separate occasions before the Obama era (when even the most unqualified or incompetent local DemocRAT would be swept into office), took the entire week off so he could drive to Washington to experience the wonderfulness of Obama’s Coronation, but the closest he could get to the Capitol Mall where they used to sell slaves, was two towns away in Maryland, where he got to watch the festivities on a crappy 19-inch analog TV in a run-down smoke-filled bar. Now you know we call them “Dumbed-Down DemocRATS.” The Incredibly Shrinking Fishwrap should’ve told that story in its keepsake edition.
Last Year on Tuesday, January 21, 2014 in our Special “Obama’s Sixth Year Begins” E-dition, The Blower was still counting down the 1,095 Days until Obama’s Third Term and the situation looked something like this.
This year, on Tuesday, January 21, 2015 in our Special “State of Disunion” E-dition, The Blower remembered six years ago when Obama promised he’d unite us. Obama HHS Secretary had praises Obama’s Race-Baiter #1 Al Sharpton on MLK Day, after leading Black members of Congress took to a church pulpit in Ferguson, Missouri, on Sunday to trace a direct link from Martin Luther King Jr.’s legacy to the fight for criminal justice reform after recent fatal police shootings across the U.S.
histleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen said voters had a message of their own for Obama’s State of Disunion address: Don’t spend any more money, and fewer than ever planned to tune in. [READ MORE HERE]
Because Obama’s Speech was a Time Machine for Liberal Dreams. Not only won’t this package pass a Republican Congress, it never would’ve passed a DemocRAT Congress. Obama’s Doofus Vice President Joe Biden had e-mailed people on the Dumbed Down DemocRATS’ Suckers List asking them to pitch in another $10 or more on Tuesday, to give fellow DemocRATS that extra boost they’ll need to persevere through 2015. Biden was playing the role of President Obama’s pitch man, promoting the “free” stuff the White House is offering to build support for the agenda called “DOA” by the GOP.
Meanwhile, Duffy “The Obama Basher” Beischel responded:
Oh boy, more free stuff! Looking forward to a proposal from you guys where everyone born is entitled to $100,000 each year to spend on anything of their choosing and that no one will ever have to work again.
Keep that free stuff coming and I’ll continue to vote solidly DemocRAT! Let’s soak the rich so we don’t have to work. Make only the rich work!
Thanks,
Duffy Beischel
Cincinnati, OH
p.s. – Now that I have a free Obamaphone and Healthcare, can you guys work on getting us free Internet (at least 50M download please) and cable TV? I mean we are entitled to a great life right?
p.s.s – How about an annual free trip to Disney World, can you guys also make that happen?
p.s.s.s – And a boat, my neighbor has a boat and I don’t have one and it is hurting my self esteem. Can you help us who are boat-less to get a boat to improve our self esteem and give us pleasure equality in addition to income equality?
And given today’s review of the previous six years, The Blower wonders if there isn’t any reason we shouldn’t already be able to publish next year’s Wednesday, January 21, 2016 E-dition?
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