Tuesday, January 13, 2014
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Last week, our respected political scientists who measure the effectiveness of Conservative political activity finally issued their long-awaited report about why Republicans will never stand a chance at winning national elections until they come up with a winning message. —The Conservative Accountability Project (CAP)- At least they figured out Romney was right about that 47% who would never vote for him, no matter what. Those people are still dependent upon government. They believe they’re victims. They believe the government has a responsibility to care for them. They believe they’re entitled to free health care, food, free housing, and all the other free stuff they could get their hands on, including ObamaPhones. These people pay no income tax. —Obama’s Campaign Committee
- Do you think they’re talking about us? —Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice
- Did the Clermont Cronies see that we set up an organization to get millions from Obamaphones? —“Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Campaign Manager Barry Bennett
We believe government should just be eliminated so people can help themselves to what other people have, and if Republicans would only incorporate a little more of that kind of selfishness into their message, the GOP might possibly win a national election sometime in the future. —The Free Grain Party- Don’t be stupid, be a smarty. Come and join the Free Grain Party. —John Barleycorn
- Don’t tell anybody, but another government shutdown is possible tomorrow, and just think, we’ll get to blame Republicans in Congress one more time! —Obama and the Disingenuous DemocRATS
On this date in 1870, the first recorded use of a donkey to represent the DemocRAT Party appeared in Harper’s Weekly, drawn by political illustrator Thomas Nast (the Father of the American Political Cartoons), and they’ve been making asses out of themselves ever since. —Hurley the Historian- Thomas Nast drew political cartoons. He was known for his powerful quotes. There were not many quotes in his cartoons, because they were about the picture and the political statements. —Your Quote for Today Committee
- “Now you tell us!” —Charlie Hebdo
- We should all remember when Abraham Lincoln said “Thomas Nast has been our best recruiting sergeant” and General Ulysses S. Grant said [Thomas Nast] “did as much as any one man to preserve the Union and bring the war to an end.” —Whistleblower Presidential Biographer Dorian Grady
More Thomas Nast Political Cartoons
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Seven White Lies That Get Free Stuff Out Of Big Companies (Just by Lying!)
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