Wednesday, December 24, 2014
Merry Christmas, You Race-Baiting Bastards!
‘Tis the season to be jolly and Ben Mugged says, “I’m disappointed and pissed off at our President, liberal politicians, and community leaders in general for allowing this great country to descend into a tangle of hate, prejudice, and borderline anarchy. I’m angry at gutless mayors who side against their own police departments to curry favor with rabble-rousing public figures who are in fact, no account racists. I’m outraged that two police officers were killed in the line of duty because of the racial hatred stoked by our President and other dirt bags like Eric Holder, Al Sharpton, and Jesse Jackson. So, Merry Christmas, Eric Holder, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, NYC Mayor De Blasio, and Racist-in- Chief Obama. I hope you Race-Baiting Bastards are satisfied with the mess you helped create.”- Racial Healer Tino Delgato wonders if there will be any demonstrations to protest the assassinations of the two policemen in New York and one policeman in Florida. Will we see Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson express their outrage? Or are the dead policemen the wrong ethnicity for their concerns. Go Figure!!!
- Our Cynical Sage says if the Liberals’ purpose was to ruin Christmas for everyone, they’ve certainly succeeded, but The Blower wonders if any of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, would appreciate having any of this pointed out to them.
- Following our suggestion in yesterday’s Blower, the Mall of America is pressing charges against organizers of that Black Lives Matter Event, suing them as well.
Commenting on the fact that only four Pathetic Protesters Trying to Get Themselves on TV were arrested on Saturday following a demonstration at a Walmart store in Beavercreek that closed the store for four hours on the Saturday before Christmas, we need to remember that if the incident or misconduct occurs on private property, police must yield to the owner or manager of the property to determine what action should be taken. For example, police cannot arbitrarily charge someone with trespassing unless the owner or agent of the property agrees to prosecute for same and in most cases, the owner or agent actually signs the warrant.
Assuming this was a “die in” to protest the officer involved shooting at the store, the police must have a complaint from the store management and agreement to prosecute before initiating any arrests for disrupting the store’s business. Police do this to protect themselves from the owner or agent changing his mind when it becomes necessary to testify in court.
- Our FOP Snitch remembers about 12 years ago when so-called “peaceful protestors” disrupted a Cincinnati City Clown-cil meeting. Clown-cil members called police and complained about the disruption. CPD arrested the protestors and charged them with disrupting a lawful meeting. When police appeared in court, several of our esteemed council members testified the protestors had “not really disrupted” the meeting. Rather, they opined and testified the protestors were simply exercising their First Amendment right to Freedom of Speech. All cases were dismissed and the police were summarily sued for violating the constitutional rights of the protestors. WTF! Next time it happened, CPD told clown-cil to sign warrants or enjoy the practice of free speech!
- Our Quote for Today Committee chose former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani’s “Obama’s propaganda has encouraged people to hate the police.”
- So naturally, today’s “Liberals Tell the Stupidest Lies” Award goes to Liberal Crank Joan Walsh, who said on PMSNBC’s HardBall: “It’s the height of White Entitlement to blame Obama for worsening race relations.”
Now that Appeals Court Judge Mrs. WLW Trash Talking Racist in Residence Bill Cunningham says Ditzy DemocRAT Juvenile Court Judge Traci Hunter must show up at the Hamilton County Injustice Center to begin serving her sentence next Monday at 8:30 AM, everybody’s wondering will she report on time? Will she have an entourage? Will she go to the right place? Will she think it was supposed to be 8:30 PM? Will she have a third attorney by then? Will she be granted a separate jail area cordoned off from general population? IF she does not show up will a warrant be put out for her arrest? Will she then serve the full year and a half? Will she be a prison pastor? Can we now move on as she can be Gone and Forgotten? And will Feckless Fishwrapper KimBall Perry be able to find a more unflattering picture of Judge Traci for the occasion? The Blower already expects there to be no release from the Ohio Supreme Court after Judge Traci ignored their previous orders. - Republicans for Higher Taxes applaud the urban hipsters who already want to expand the streetcar even before any trolley is put on those tracks and the first route proves to be a complete failure. They are particularly excited that this plan has support from the UC Student Government President, who is becoming the latest in a long line of student government presidents using the office to promote himself rather than the students he is supposed to serve. (Micah Kamrass anyone?) This one’s name is Christina Beer, which happens to be the perfect name to run for UC Student Government President. More Streetcars, More Beer?
- It should come as no surprise that Peter $tautberg’s name showed up on a short-list for judge submitted by none-other-than Alex-T-Mall-Cop, GOP. The “best legislator money can buy” would do well on the appellate court where the only decisions he’d have to make would be what time to wake up and go home and quite possibly where to go for lunch. Any real decisions would be made by Alex, Joe, Chippy and the gang down on Walnut Street who will make sure any real heavy lifting gets decided behind the scenes and out of the public’s eye, in other words, it would be “Politics as Usual.”
- Hurley the Historian says it’s a good thing George Washington didn’t wimp out like Boehner when it came to crossing the Delaware in an ice storm on Christmas night in 1776. House Speaker John Boehner called it “Another in a long line of mindless concessions.” He was referring to Obama’s announcement that we would resume diplomatic relations with Cuba, not his own mindless concession to the president by fully funding Obamnesty. Just weeks ago, Boehner promised to fight Obama’s immigration power-grab “tooth and nail,” but he neglected to specify whose tooth and whose nail. And when a fundraising email blast dispatched by party officials Tuesday listed some of its biggest achievements of the year, including that “Republicans now hold 246 House seats, the most since 1946,” they got the number wrong. it’s actually 247.
- And do you remember Ann Coulter’s “Scrooge Was a Liberal” column? Ann wrote: “It’s the Christmas season, so godless liberals are citing the Bible to demand the redistribution of income by government force. Didn’t Jesus say, ‘Blessed are the Health and Human Services BureaucRATS, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven?’ ”
- Now let’s look at Christmas in Washington, where every day is Christmas as long as Congress is spending other Over-Taxed Payers’ money.
“Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Twelve Days of Christmas”
For those of you planning to join Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane, “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman, Outcast COAST Attorney Chris Finney, and Congressional Podiatrist “Doctor Brad” Wenstrup at Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Christmas Party at the Schmidt Run Estates at 771 Wards Corner Road on Christmas Day, where the disgraced former U.S. Congresswoman plans to announce her return to politics, let’s all get in the mood by singing the eleventh verse of “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Twelve Days of Christmas,” sent in by RINO Hunters of America, who’ll be campaigning for Ohio’s Second Congressional District to be one of RINO-free in 2014. It goes something like this:
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, “Mean Jean” gave to me:
Eleven RINOs charging
Ten Taxes Raising,
Nine Bills a Spending,
Eight Dems a Booing,
Seven Wits a Wagging,
Six Crooked Cronies,
Five Libelous Liars,
Four Screeching Tires,
Three Borgman Cartoons,
Two Red Dresses,
And One Old Crapper, from Rob Portman’s Legacy.
How do you like having your chestnuts roasted over an open fire, Portman?
Bluegrass Bawlers
Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says being Santa Claus isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. On top of everything else, this lil’ shit pissed on Santa’s lap.
The CamBoozler says he’s going to have to be a bit more careful with his language and dealing with his frustration with local politicians and Bluegrass BureaucRATS while reading The Blower when the grandkids are around. It seems that Ken took his seven year old grandson to the Florence Mall to see Santa and when Santa asked him what he wanted for Christmas, he said, “I wanna watch,” just The Blower reported like Rick “The BatBoy” Robinson told his lesbian neighbors.
- In a related story, due to protests by the Gay Lesbian Bisexual & Transgender Coalition, Flashlight Theater has removed “Father Time Takes On Uranus” from its New Year’s Eve Marathon.
- Returning from the shopping center on Christmas Eve, Ken CamBoo witnessed a traffic accident. “Are you sure the driver of the car with an Obama bumper sticker was at fault?” the officer asked.
“Yes, officer—I’m sure,” The Camboozler said.
“Didn’t you see anything that would mitigate the driver’s responsibility?”
“No, Officer,” replied the Camboozler. “All I saw was the Obama bumper sticker.”
Facebook Foolishness
According to a Facebook post by The Senate Hot Dog Stand owner Daniel Wright, Mayor Cranley’s wife called Wright and threatened to ‘have the Senate shut down’ because Wright named a hotdog in Cranley’s honor (he’s named hotdogs after many local politicos over the years). Cranley then proceeded to publicly call out Wright at the grand opening of Nick Lachey’s bar last night and demanded that Wright apologize to Mrs. Cranley. Wright took the post down in the middle of the night. One wonders how many phone calls Wright received from Cranley’s henchmen insisting that he delete the post. Is there a thinner-skinned politician in the region than John Cranley?
It was nice of Cranley to show his true colors. Aside from needing to learn he’s not a king we can assume he is no friend of small businesses. Let’s see him try that shit on the wrong business owner and see how much he cries when he gets his short little ass kicked.
- Finally, at the Christmas Eve Meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if Dena Cranley had ever threatened to have The Blower shut down for any of the 4,978 derogatory comments ridiculing her Diminutive Dishonest DemocRAT husband that might have appeared in our scurrilous publication during the past few years.
“We’re still waiting for that pleasure,” Kane explained.
- Meanwhile, Santa’s been working extra hard during this Christmas season, ever since he read the new “Property Values” our Disingenuous Double-Dipping DemocRAT Auditor just made up for Santa’s workshop.
Whistleblower Web Poll
This week, here’s how the first 17,648 Whistleblower Web Poll respondents said you would know Jesus was Jewish:
(A) He was 30, unmarried, and still living at home: 2%
(B) He went into his father’s business: 2%
(C) He thought his mother was a virgin: 2%
(D) His mother thought he was God: 94%
Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!
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