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Thursday, December 18, 2014
To Impeach, Or Not To Impeach!
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on tomorrow’s date in 1998, Slick Willie was impeached for lying under oath to a federal grand jury and obstructing justice. Do you think any of those Kneepad Liberals in the Press will be remembering?
According to the History Channel, after nearly 14 hours of debate, the House of Representatives approved two articles of impeachment against President Bill Clinton, charging him with lying under oath to a federal grand jury and obstructing justice. Clinton was the second president in American history to be impeached.
Five weeks later, on February 12, the DemocRAT-controlled Senate voted on whether to remove Clinton from office. Slick Willie was acquitted on both articles of impeachment.
Last year at the Mandela Memorial service, the Slickster said Mandela had taught him to forgive the Republicans who impeached him.
In a related item, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself in a mirror yesterday. Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight, was depressing her. Finally, in desperation, she decided to call on God for help. “God, if you take away my love handles, I’ll devote my life to you,” she prayed. And just like that, her ears fell off.
- NO WONDER OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE would like to remind you of that time our Disgraced DemocRAT Pants Dropper in Chief said, “I did not have sexual relations with that that woman, Miss Lewinsky.”
NO IMPEACHMENT TOMORROW: Back in 1998, Republicans in Congress were able to screw up their courage and impeach Slick Willie for telling that one little lie. Just think about the thousands of lies Obama has told during his first six years in office. Wouldn’t it be fitting for Republicans in Congress to honor the memory of Bill Clinton’s impeachment tomorrow by impeaching Obama? That probably won’t happen, since John Boehner and his RINOs in the House and Bitch McConnell’s Surrender Monkeys in the Senate are still too busy caving in to Obama and the Disingenuous DemocRATS every chance they get.
Actually, history records that on Tuesday, December 3, 2013, the U.S. House of Representatives Committee on the Judiciary met to consider the impeachment of Barack Hussein Obama. But they never used that word “impeachment,” of course. Republican leaders frown on such labeling because it makes the House majority look mean-spirited. Maybe that’s why our TEA Party Patriots sent this Christmas present to the Capitol.
IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Ohio DemocRATS elected David A. Pepper as their new chairman Tuesday as the party looks to continue its losing streak after last year’s political missteps and devastating losses. Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception thinks it’s interesting that our Trust Fund Baby now admits to using his failed Attorney General campaign paid for by the Citizens for Pepper Committee to get his political hack job?- MORE ANIMAL CRUELTY: We didn’t think it was possible for Blue Ash City Council and its immature Mayor Lee Czerwonka to embarrass themselves any further this year, but they managed to with this recent story of their efforts to prosecute and convict a man for “harboring” a miniature horse that he uses to help disabled children. This man doesn’t keep the horse in Blue Ash, but was prosecuted by the city for “harboring” the animal because he stopped by his house to take a leak before returning the mini-horse to Mt. Orab.
Naturally, Republicans for Higher Taxes support Blue Ash Council’s cruel behavior. They say it’s ok to help disabled children, just not in Blue Ash. As their blog entry notes, Blue Ash Councilmen couldn’t defeat Jonathan Dever, but they can defeat a miniature horse that can’t fight back.
IN ANDERSON, 75% of the residents with no children in school were waiting for a progress report on the Forrest Gump School District’s humongous $103 million Tax Hike Scam (that will really cost $170 million on top of the thousands of dollars in school taxes property owners are already paying), and were surprised to see the initial planning is underway and the district has entered the “programming design” phase.
The Blower says an honest school district would have done this phase of planning before going to taxpayers, not after. Now over-taxed payers have absolutely no choice in the matter. Spending will be determined strictly by the school district and can go against what voters thought they were supporting. This is a perfect example of “Political Bait and Switch.”
Also, at tonight’s monthly trustees meeting, everybody’s wondering if any of those whiners who showed up last month to beg Trustees not to pull the plug on Anderson Community Cable TV will return this month to explain how the Cable TV Board plans to raise enough money to help themselves stay in business.
CHRISTMAS WISH LIST: Convicted-and-Sentenced Black DemocRAT Ex-Juvie Judge Traci Hunter wants an Ohio appeals court to grant her release on bail and postpone her sentence while she appeals the conviction. Which Republican on the First District Ohio Court of Appeals in Cincinnati will be the first to sign that order? Would it be Judge Lee H. Hildebrandt, Jr., Judge Sylvia Sieve Hendon, Judge Penelope R. Cunningham, Judge Patrick Dinkelacker, Judge Patrick F. Fischer or Judge R. P-P-P-Patrick DeWhine? Does anybody remember how many of those judges have already slapped Hunter with Contempt of Court orders and may not be inclined to listed to any more of her crap? - RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: Black Baltimore Police Commissioner Anthony W. Batts was ripped by National Association for the Advancement of Liberal Colored DemocRATS (NAALCD) and Racial Rioters Leaders for daring to asking if they would show support for a police officer shot by a Black Man.
OUR “LIBERALS TELL THE STUPIDEST LIES” AWARD COMMITTEE says we knew we were on to something when we read “2014 is the Year of the Liberal Lie” in the NY Post.
MORE BAD TASTE HOLIDAY VIDEOS: Over at Citizens for Community Values, Phil Burr-ass is strongly objecting to the series of objectionable holiday videos appearing in The Blower during the holiday season.
Yesterday’s “Frosty the Pervert” was particularly objectionable, and today’s “A Very Sara Xmas” was equally distasteful each of the eight times Phil watched it.
- NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES: found in “Erotic Christmas Poems,” available at better used bookstores everywhere.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose.
All the other reindeer loved him
‘Cause they all know he blows.
TWENTY-FOUR YEARS AGO THIS WEEK: Edition #30 of the Original Whistleblower, was published on December 18, 1990 (back in the really low tech days when The Blower used to be printed and delivered all over town). That week’s “Really Big Story” featured then-Hamilton County Clerk of Courts Joe Deters’ “Yes, Virginia, there is corruption at the courthouse.” The Top Ten List was then-Commissioner Steve Chabot’s ways to cut the county budget. Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane wrote about “Anti-Semitism on Fountain Square.” WLW Hate Radio Trash Talker Bill Cunningham was defending Joe Deters. Jeff Ruby was organizing a Celebrity Welcome Home From Prison Party for Pete Rose on January 7, 1991. Alan Falfa was first featured as a “Seediest Kid of All.” And we published “21 Ways to be Offensive at a Christmas Party.” [YOU CAN READ THAT ENTIRE EDITION HERE]
ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER VERSE: For those of you planning to join Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane and “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup at Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Christmas Party at the Schmidt Run Estates at 771 Wards Corner Road, where the disgraced former U.S. Congresswoman plans to announce her return to politics, let’s all sing the ninth verse of “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Twelve Days of Christmas,” sent in by Mean Jean’s Former Sister-in-Spending, Michelle Glass Slipper, who we recall as John Pepper’s $2,500 (originally reported to be $5,000) Whore (so she’s only half the Whore you thought she was), and who also betrayed her constituents by supporting more wasteful over-taxed payers’ spending on other local feel-good projects. It goes something like this:
On the Ninth Day of Christmas, “Mean Jean” gave to me:
Nine Bills o’ Spending,
Eight Dems a Booing,
Seven Wits a Wagging,
Six Crooked Cronies,
Five Libelous Liars,
Four Screeching Tires,
Three Borgman Cartoons,
Two Red Dresses,
And One Old Crapper, from Rob Portman’s Legacy.
It’s really beginning to feel a lot like Christmas, isn’t it, Portman.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane and The Blower Christmas Dancers will also be there, showing you why they’re favorites at holiday parties all over the tri-state.
OBAMA ORNAMENTS: And what better way for Obama’s female followers to demonstrate their fanatical fervor than to purchase another Obama Christmas ornament. That’s why this limited edition “Obama Orgasm” ornament for only $19.95 is so spiritually uplifting, as Obama Supporters in the Press continue to promise “763 Days of Christmas” during Obama’s second term, with proceeds benefiting Obama’s 2016 Third-Term Re-election Campaign.-
STILL IN A HOLIDAY MOOD, Adams County Historian Scott Seaman says “I love Christmas Lights, but they remind me of politicians! They all hang together, half the suckers don’t work, and the ones that do aren’t that bright.” Still, the Adams County Travel and Visitors Bureau, located in East Jesus says those Amazing Amish Christmas Lights in the Wheat Ridge Community are really spectacular this year. If only Ohio Second District Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup’s office had given directions for the opening ceremonies two weeks ago, all those people wouldn’t still be driving around every night looking for the lights.
Wenstrup’s office has probably been getting a few calls these days from outraged Republicans complaining about his rubber-stamp vote for Boehner’s $1.1 Trillion “cromnibus bill” with provisions designed to eliminate the TEA Party as a viable threat. We wonder how many constituents the Congressman met at Chris Finney’s Chintzy Christmas Party congratulated him on a “great vote.”
Meawhile back in the inner city, Kwanzaa Klaus says, “Please tell all the yoofs and racial racketeering protesters there be only seven mo’ shopliftin’ days till Kwanzaa!”
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Ken CamBoo says he can hardly wait for our Good Friend Kenton Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders’ annual Christmas Party at Jer Zees Pub and Grub at 708 Monmouth Street in Newport Friday night, especially since The Whistleblower NoKY Legal Dream Team and the Cabal to Destroy “Crazy Eric Deters (including the Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club) events are being combined.
One thing they’ll all be talking about is how “Crazy Eric” is still leaving a trail of victims in his wake, including clients and revolving-door “partners,” not paying judgments against him, and appears to be illegally practicing law.
Sunday is also the Winter Solstice, and Dave the Druid says “That’s why we like to call our holiday the Wiccan Sabbat of Yule. How many Druids does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: They don’t screw in a light bulb. They screw in stone circles.
Sunday is also World Fake Orgasm for Peace Day, and Miss Vicki says people keep asking her if her Big “O” Party at the Fort Mitchell Country Club is “for real,” since they’re not 100% certain World Orgasm for Peace Day, being celebrated on the eve of the Winter Solstice is a real event.
When in doubt, Google it!
- FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane how he thinks most House Republicans will be spending “Impeachment Day” tomorrow. “Coming less than a week after they rubber-stamped Boehner’s $1.1 trillion cave in to Obama and the Dishonest DemocRATS,” Kane explained, “I can hardly wait to hear the Republican Talking Points on why they plan to ignore Obama’s Impeachment.”
The Seediest Kids of All
The Alan Falfa Story
The holiday season has always been a depressing time for Alan Falfa and his family, because there’s never enough money to buy Christmas presents.
So the Seediest Kids of All (not associated with the Failed United Way) sent over an electric train for Alan, an electric saw for Alan’s father so he can get some part-time work as a scab concrete worker on the doomed Cincinnati Streetcar Construction Team, an electric blanket to keep Alan’s arthritic grandmother warm on cold winter nights, and an electric hair dryer for Alan’s 15-year-old sister Missy, so she can look nice when she goes out with that decrepit former Channel 9 sportscaster who promised her a job as an intern at the station after Horny in Hebron’s favorite massage parlor in Covington was padlocked.
The Falfa family has you to thank, since it’s your liberal guilt giving throughout the year which makes it all possible. Now if those heartless bastards from Duke Energy don’t turn off the Falfa Family’s electricity on Christmas Eve like they do every year, things will be a whole lot merrier.
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Today’s edition is brought to you by a generous “in-kind” donation during our December fund-raising drive by the Jer Zees Pub & Grub at 708 Monmouth Street in Newport, new home of the Our Good Friend Kenton Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders’ annual Christmas Party.
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