Sunday, December 7, 2014
The Whistleblower Week in Review
OUR NUMBER ONE SEND-THE-BITCH-TO-JAIL STORY THIS WEEK was when Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters’ Hired Gun Special Prosecutors Merlyn Shiverdecker and R. Scott Croswell said Convicted Black DemocRAT Ex-Juvie Judge Traci Hunter really didn’t deserve a new trial, since Traci’s criminal lawyer Clyde Bennett’s latest motion “was merely a continuance of her personal attacks made over the years against anyone who disagrees with her or challenges her authority. The list is long and distinguished for those whose integrity and morality she has attacked.” Our Special Prosecutors called Judge Traci and her lawyer liars in their pleadings filed with Judge Nadel, in case he hadn’t already figured that out all by himself.- OUR NUMBER TWO SEND-THE-BITCH-TO-JAIL STORY THIS WEEK was when The Fishwrap’s published an ineffective idiototial Groveling for Liberal Leniency to keep Ex-Judge Traci out of Jail and Traci’s Criminal Lawyer Clyde Bennett II played the race card and paraded in all those so-called “character witnesses to waste the court’s time, unsuccessfully trying to change Judge Nadel’s mind. Our Super-Paralegal says the real pisser was that the majority of local TV stations were teasing the event and hyping it up for hours in advance that some of them would actually carry the verdict live at 10:00 AM. Then they ran those stupid crawls across the bottom of the screen for hours saying “Stop calling the station, We’ll break in when it’s actually announced.” What was it, about 1:50 PM when Bennett finally stopped bloviating?
- AND OUR NUMBER THREE SEND-THE-BITCH-TO-JAIL STORY THIS WEEK was seeing that The Blower had correctly predicted fair-minded Judge Nadel would throw the book at Convicted Black DemocRAT Ex-Juvie Judge Traci Hunter, issue his now-classic Double Whammy Sentence, and send Judge Traci to the slammer for six months.
- MONDAY in our Annual “2014 Holiday Confusion” Issue, The Blower said, “Liberals Now Say You Can’t Wish Anybody Anything!”
Merry Chrismukkah To All!
To eliminate annual court battles over holiday displays in public places, part-time biblical scholars at The Blower say we must first begin by combining the religious holidays of Christmas and Hanukkah.
Although this idea has been the subject of Judeo-Christian debate for over 1,300 years, ever since the Dark Ages and the rise of the Muslim Empire, we believe the combined overhead cost of celebrating both the “Twelve Days of Christmas” and “Eight Nights of Hanukkah” would make it prohibitively expensive for both religions.
By merging holidays, followers of both faiths would be able to enjoy a cost-effective celebration during the Fifteen Days of “Chrismukkah,” as The Blower believes the new holiday should be called.
Unfortunately, American Culture has greatly changed during the Age of Obama, and predictably, not for the better. Turning “Thanksgiving into Thanksgetting,” merging Thanksgiving and the First Day of Hanukkah into “Thanksgivukkah” last year, and the Retail Rampages on Black Friday were only three of the latest egregious examples.
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- TUESDAY in our Special “Early Christmas Sales” E-dition, The Blower said, “And don’t ever ask how they’re going to pay for it!” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
American Culture has really changed for the worse during the Age of Obama. Turning “Thanksgiving into Thanksgetting,” Obama-Sharpton Race Riots and Civil Distrubances, and the Retail Rampages on Black Friday are only three of the latest egregious examples. —Conservative Culture Warriors
Did WLW Hate Radio Racist in Residence Bill Cunningham really say they call it “Black Friday” because it’s the biggest shoplifting day of the year? — Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Eric Holder, Revrum Lynchmob, Nate “Rhymes With Hate” Livingston, and SMLP Smithermouth
Was it a record when two of Cunningham’s restaurants failed and were forced to close last month? —Racist Restaurateur Liz Rogers
Yesterday we had another hard time trying to choose which Liberal DemocRAT won when Members of the Congressional Black Caucus spoke on the House floor about the grand jury’s decision not to indict Officer Darren Wilson in the shooting death of Michael Brown. —Your “Liberals Tell the Stupidest Lies” Award
And when we broadcast Oscar-winning actor Jamie Foxx calling Obama “our lord and savior” at last year’s Soul Train Awards, that meant he’s really the messiah, right? —Black Entertainment Television
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- WEDNESDAY in our Special “Salute to Race-Baiting” E-dition, The Blower said, “The White House Continues to Deny “It’s All About Race!”
Here’s Something Else The Blower Reported Years Ago
RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: They ran out of race cards at the White House on Monday as the Race-Baiter-in-Chief Obama and Race-Baiter #1 Al Sharpton continued to divide America with the noxious notion that Black deaths only matter if the person who caused the Black person’s demise was a white police officer upholding his duty.
Black Racist Jesse Jackson had already revved up protesters Saturday night at the Portland Justice Center, calling the Ferguson Grand Jury a “Hangman’s Noose.”
Monday Obama belatedly proposed new funding he claimed would help improve relations between police departments and minority communities, and demanded $263 million for police body cameras and training following in time, but otherwise unconnected to of the shooting death of unarmed 18-year-old 6’ 4” 300 thug, Michael Brown.
So how many years has it been since The Blower began exclusively reporting that Whistleblower Legal Dream Team Chairman Scott Greenwood and former Cincinnati Police Chief Tom Streicher have been calling for the use of for police body cameras? It was before rioters looted and destroyed Ferguson’s already small business district after the grand jury declined to indict an officer based upon the totally contradictory stories of so called “witnesses” who offered false and even perjured testimony. If only the Ferguson PD had the on-body recording systems they already owned on the officers in the field, none of this would have happened. You wish!
Liberals, it would seem, are always willing to fight to the last drop of Black Blood.
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- THURSDAY in our Special “Same Time Last Year” E-dition, The Blower said, “Those Were the Good Old Days!”
What a Difference a Year Makes
Think of how much things have changed since last year the first Thursday in December in 2013. It was our Special “Facial Expressions” E-dition, and those pictures of John Cranley were raising a few eyebrows. The Blower never should’ve published that funny-looking picture of Cincinnati’s Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor with fake eyebrows in that Tuesday’s E-dition, because our little joke seemed to have already gotten way out of hand.
Just look at the picture (on the left) in last year’s Columbus Dispatch. Down at The Fishwrap, Metro Mole said it wouldn’t be long before The Fishwrap threatened to paint some really gay-looking eyebrows on Cranley’s face if he continued to try to ruin Dainty DemocRAT Mark Mallory’s legacy and kill The Fishwrap’s precious Trolley Folly?
Award-Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception says he didn’t paint the funny eyebrows on Cranley’s face. Photo Shop Editorial Spoofer Edward Cropper says he only ridicules national politicians. It must’ve been one of The Whistleblower Interns. Those little scamps. You can’t leave them alone for a minute.
Also on the last year on the first Thursday in December in 2013, CH Snitch at 1000 Main Street said everybody couldn’t stop snickering at Feckless Fishwrapper Perry KimBall’s hideous video report of Hamilton County Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka trying to keep a straigfht face when he claimed investigating Republican Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters’ voting record was “not political.” [WATCH IT HERE]
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- FRIDAY, in our “Just Another Guest Column E-dition, The Blower explained, “But It’s Still the Same Old BS!”
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:
Why, it’s none other than Hamilton County Common Pleas Judge Norbert Nadel, who probably won’t be giving Traci Hunter the same kind of unprecedented lenient ruling he gave Pete Rose when he gave Pete a 14-day reprieve in his legal battle with then Baseball Commissioner A. Bartlett Giamatti.
That’s why The Blower, whose Beloved Publisher Charles Foster Kane saw every home game Pete Rose played in as a Cincinnati Red, was honored to choose Judge Nadel to be this week’s guest editor and choose three items plus a Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors, and our Quote for Today Committee chose Judge Nadel’s: “I still hope Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane never tells people what he saw in the back seat that time I triple-dated with him and Ronny Klein when I actually had a date to a high school dance.”
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- SATURDAY in Special “Pearl Harbor Day” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Still Recording History As It Happens!”
Happy Pearl Harbor Day, Everybody!
Hurley the Historian says tomorrow’s the 73rd Anniversary of the Japanese sneak attack on Pearl Harbor, or as the Obama Administration is calling it, “the Asian Spring,” and The Blower will be trying to ignore political correctness running amok during the Dark Ages of the Divided States of America during Obama 2.0. Now just imagine Obama’s blamestream news coverage if that Pearl Harbor attack happened today.
Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Diane Watson’s “The parallels between 9/11 and Pearl Harbor are striking. In each instance there were warning signs before the attack, and in each instance our government failed to connect the dots.”
Meanwhile at the White House on Pearl Harbor Day, our Campaigner-in-Chief plans to continue attacking Republicans for not agreeing to fund his illegal Amnesty for future Dishonest DemocRAT Voters. “I’m totally willing to shut the country down again,” Obama says, “and it would a terrible mistake for Congress to go home for the holidays without giving me everything I asked for, while my family and I are away on our 87th over-taxed payer funded holiday vacation in Hawaii.” “I have a mandate,” Obama proclaimed. “All of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Me In The White House—Twice, have clearly spoken.”
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The Libtard Show With Dixon Diaz
Libtard n. Combination of “liberal” and “retard,” or people who, intoxicated by being knowlegable and right about politics and economics, forget that they need to get actual real ordinary people to support them if their agenda is to be advanced. Often but not always rich, well meaning and with good insight to society’s problems, but naive about the mechanics of politics and utterly ignorant about how power actually works.
This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda
On Wednesday, The Blower was reporting how Liberals are always willing to fight to the last drop of Black Blood, and former New York Mayor Rudolph Giuliani was explaining why there’s interaction with police officers in African-American communities: “It’s because African-Americans murder over eight times more than any other ethnic group.” Now let’s take a look a Michael Brown’s family.
Other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, Democrats In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards:
Other Liberal Agenda Items will have to wait too, including: PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.
TODAY’S “LIBERALS TELL THE STUPIDEST LIES” AWARD WINNER IS
Former National Association for the Advancement of Liberal Colored DemocRAts AALCD Chief Ben Jealous, who said, “The real tough part here is that if you think about the founding of our country, these young [black] people are as worried about their lives at the hands of the local cops as the colonists were at the hands of the Redcoats.”
The Feck Stops Here
METRO MOLE says The Fishwrap still hasn’t found any angry drivers to complain about that orchestrated spontaneous protest traffic jam on I-75 before Thanksgiving. Why do you think those illegal protesters do such things? Maybe it’s because when they break the law, Kneepad Liberals in the Press treat them like heroes, and the few who are ever arrested, never face any serious consequences.
And this week, our Feckless Fishwrappers breathlessly reported how Black “Protesters had returned to downtown for racial equality.” Of course, not a single one of them was arrested, because these criminals were breaking the law to call attention to two 
Black thugs who had been killed by white police officers elsewhere in the country, totally ignoring those few White criminals who might have died at the hands of Black and White police officers, and especially ignoring the thousands of Black-on-Black murders that continue to be ignored by those promoting the Liberal Agenda.
You for sure won’t see any of that in The Fishwrap, folks, since you must always remember what our Favorite Fishwrappers say: It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Diversity.”
More Politics Unusual
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OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked Jimmy Kimmel’s “The birthrate in the United States is at an all-time low. Whereas our death rate is still holding strong at 100%.” 
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” # 341 is to invite your favorite liberal couple over for dinner. Be sure to pull the seat out and then slide it in for the lady — and then do the same for the man. It’s easy and so much fun to unman a Liberal — and what’s he going to do: complain that you’re not being sexist?- GOING GALT: is a right-wing blog catchphrase inspired by the tax policy pushed by Obama. According to RationalWiki, the idea is that having to pay 4.9% more in taxes on the part of their income that exceeds $250,000 per year constitutes such an intolerable burden that they should deliberately cut back on their business to lower their income to $249,999 per year, or flee the U.S. altogether. It is largely promoted by idiots who can’t do math, and by scaremongers trying to take advantage of idiots who can’t do math.
THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen reports it’s often been said that there are two or more Americas within the fabric of this great nation. Racially, that’s certainly true. The refusal of grand juries in Ferguson, Missouri and on Staten Island in New York to indict white police officers following the deaths of two young black men has highlighted this division. Many had high hopes that the election of the nation’s first black president would help heal our racial wounds, but just eight percent (8%) think race relations in America are better since Barack Obama became president in 2009. That’s something that blacks, whites and other minority Americans agree on. [READ MORE HERE]
THIS WEEK IN PATRONAGE COUNTY, Persons of Consequence can now follow the on-going antics of the –dare we say, “mythical?”– cast of characters from The Blower’s archived columns. These articles will be Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s attempt to encourage undiscovered young writers, such as our brand new columnist who shares his acute and oh-so-accurate take on local Politics as Usual in satirical Patronage County. This week’s column titled “From the Soup Line to the Ridiculous” where we learned why then-Cincinnati Mayor David Mann organized a soup line instead of greeting President Ronald Reagan at the Westin, first appeared in the Mt. Washington Press on December 9, 1981, was personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says today’s the 73rd Anniversary of the Japanese sneak attack on Pearl Harbor, or as the Obama Administration is calling it, “the Asian Spring,” and The Blower is trying to ignore political correctness running amok during the Dark Ages of the Divided States of America during Obama 2.0. Now just imagine Obama’s blamestream news coverage if that Pearl Harbor attack happened today? We remember when Diane Watson said, “The parallels between 9/11 and Pearl Harbor are striking. In each instance there were warning signs before the attack, and in each instance our government failed to connect the dots.”- MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Diane Watson’s “The parallels between 9/11 and Pearl Harbor are striking. In each instance there were warning signs before the attack, and in each instance our government failed to connect the dots.”
MORE POLITICAL POETRY: Today we have the “solution” from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves, found in “Poems for Politicians,” available at better Kroger bookstores everywhere.
It’s Just That Simple
It’s time to stop the spenders cold.
And make the taxes go.
When they ask you for a “little bit more”
Just tell the bastards “No.”
THE MUCK STOPS HERE: This year’s prestigious holiday parties are already in full swing, but now everybody’s talking about that Chintzy Christmas event being planned by COAST’s Litigious Lawyer Chris Finney, where any political wannabee can get in for free, but you’ll still have to pay for your own food and drinks.
SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL: Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible. This week, let’s all re-read “The Gex Wanker Story.”
WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES says the Dow Jones Industrial Average and the Standard & Poor’s 500 Index moved to record highs, helped by good economic data and a rebound in energy shares in the first half of the week. In contrast to the previous week, which ended on a somewhat mixed economic note, important economic data on Friday helped this week go out on a positive tenor. 
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others, but all those slackers across the country using grand jury decisions in Missouri and Staten Island to demonstrate their ingratitude for America were not part of the Free Grain Party Movement.
Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice.
FINALLY AT SATURDAY’S MEETING OF CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were congratulating Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane for correctly predicting fair-minded Judge Norbert Nadel would issue his famous Double Whammy “Six-Months in the Slammer” Sentence to Convicted Black DemocRAT Ex-Juvie Judge Traci Hunter, when he ignored The Fishwrap’s groveling idiotorial and all those so-called character witnesses Traci’s Criminal Lawyer Clyde Bennett II brought in to play the Race Card one more time. Kane said, “Sending Ex-Judge Traci Hunter to the Hamilton County Injustice Center would make it convenient for all character witnesses to visit her every week, but maybe Nadel should’ve sent her to spend six months at 2020 Auburn Ave teaching da yoofs to read and write book reports!”
THE SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL
Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible.
SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL HOT LINE
e-mail your stories about worthy waifs today.
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
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Monday (December 8) The Blower will be publishing our Annual 2014 Multi-cultural Holidays E-dition, while we’re continuing our countdown of the 774 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached. - Tuesday (December 9) we’ll be counting down the number of shoplifting days until Kwanzaa and, our Real Subscribers will telling us what they’re shoplifting for with their Real E-Mails.
- Wednesday (December 10) will be checking to see if John Boehner has found the courage NOT TO INVITE Obama to deliver the State of Dis-Union Address in protest over his executive actions on immigration.
- Thursday (December 11) we’ll be checking to see if The Fishwrap has published an idiotorial demanding leniency for those 15 poor misunderstood Ferguson Protesters in Cincinnati.
- The first line of Friday’s (December 12) limerick is: “What if Santa turned out to be gay?”
- And Saturday (December 13) we’ll be getting ready to award a prize to the restaurant serving the best Bouillabaisse in the Tri-state on “National Bouillabaisse Day” on Sunday.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Hamilton County Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka, shown at now Convicted-and-Sentenced Black DemocRAT Ex-Juvie Judge Traci Hunter’s original endorsement interview.
WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE
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Some political score-keeping items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally political score-keeping subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use a lot more.
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People Versus the Winter
Just a little something to remind us some real winter weather is on the way!!
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