Friday, December 5, 2014
Parsing Her Sentence
CH Snitch at 1000 Main Street says today will be forever known as “Sentencing Day” at the Hamilton County Courthouse for Convicted Black DemocRAT Ex-Juvie Judge Traci Hunter, and everybody’s wondering just how much of her 18-month maximum sentence Hamilton County Common Pleas Judge Norbert Nadel will be making her serve.
Special Prosecutors R. Scott Croswell III and Merlyn Shiverdecker say believe the “arrogant” Juvenile Court judge is so without remorse and showed such disdain and disrespect for the legal and jury systems that she must serve a “substantial prison sentence.”
Do you think there’ll be a few TV cameras on hand to broadcast the histrionic event? Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception shows us Judge Nadel throwing the book at her!
But you probably won’t see Traci doing the “perp walk” when Nadel sentences Traci to the slammer today, because the kind-hearted Judge will most likely give her some time for all of her appeals before she has to start serving her sentence in Marysville. Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters remembers when Judge Morrissey used to tell guilty defendants “Not to forget their toothbrushes,” when issued them a date for sentencing.
But the good thing tomorrow will be: Convicted Black DemocRAT Ex-Juvie Judge Traci Hunter will then be a sentenced convicted felon, no longer be able to vote, and would no longer be a “qualified elector,” and no longer be able to hold public office. A vacancy would then be immediately declared in Juvenile Court, and Ohio Republican Governor Kasich-Taylor could then appoint Black Republican Judge Melba Marsh to that office.
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:
Why, it’s none other than the same Hamilton County Common Pleas Judge Norbert Nadel, who probably won’t be giving Traci Hunter the same kind of unprecedented lenient ruling he gave Pete Rose when he gave Pete a 14-day reprieve in his legal battle with then Baseball Commissioner A. Bartlett Giamatti.
That’s why The Blower, whose Beloved Publisher Charles Foster Kane saw every home game Pete Rose played in as a Cincinnati Red, was honored to choose Judge Nadel to be this week’s guest editor and choose three items plus a Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors, and our Quote for Today Committee chose Judge Nadel’s: “I still hope Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane never tells people what he saw in the back seat that time I triple-dated with him and Ronny Klein when I actually had a date to a high school dance.”
- “SIX QUESTIONS”…by Whistleblower Presidential Historian Dorian Grady
The following is incredible. I didn’t get one correct answer. Prepare for a shock at the answer and prepare yourself for the next election. We have six trivia questions to see how much history you really know. Be honest. If you don’t know the answer, make your best guess. Answer all of the questions (no cheating) before looking at the answers. And, no, the answers to these questions aren’t all Barack Obama. Who said it?
1) “We’re going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.”
A. Karl Marx
B. Adolph Hitler
C. Joseph Stalin
D. Barack Obama
E. None of the above
2) “It’s time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few…… And to replace it with shared responsibility, for shared prosperity.”
A. Lenin
B. Mussolini
C. Idi Amin
D. Barack Obama
E. None of the above
3) “(We)…..can’t just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people.”
A. Nikita Khrushev
B. Joseph Goebbels
C. Boris Yeltsin
D. Barack Obama
E. None of the above
4) “We have to build a political consensus and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own … in order to create this common ground.”
A. Mao Tse Tung
B. Hugo Chavez
C. Kim Jong II
D. Barack Obama
E. None of the above
5) “I certainly think the free-market has failed.”
A. Karl Marx
B. Lenin
C. Molotov
D. Barack Obama
E. None of the above
6) “I think it’s time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in (the) entire economy that they are being watched.”
A. Pinochet
B. Milosevic
C. Saddam Hussein
D. Barack Obama
E. None of the above
ALL THE ANSWERS WERE HILLARY CLINTON, so maybe it wasn’t so surprising yesterday when the Dishonest DemocRATS’ Best Hope for Winning the White House in 2016 said “America must empathize with our enemies.” No kidding. [WATCH IT HERE]
- “WHITE WASHING MACHINES” sent in by Larry the Redneck
Obama’s Race-Baiter # 1 Al Sharpton was in a Sears Department store in Chicago.
As he walked through the Large Appliance department, he noticed all the washing machines were white. He felt it was a good chance to protest the fact that all of the washing machines were white, and he could possibly get one free if he complained loud enough.
He asked the clerk to call the store manager, who asked, “What’s the problem here, Reverend?”
Reverend Al went to great lengths to let the manager know just who he was, and then pointed at the machines and loudly bemoaned the fact that all of those washing machines were white.
The manager replied, “Well, Reverend, it’s true that all of the washing machines are white, but if you’ll open the lids, you’ll see that all the agitators are black.” And that’s just the way it is.
- “MEDIA MORALS TEST” sent in by Tom McKee, President of the Cincinnati Chapter of the Society for Unprofessional Journalists
Are you as moral as you think you are? This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Only you will know the results, so remember that your answer needs to be honest.
THE SITUATION:
You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you’re caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You’re trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.
THE TEST:
Suddenly you see a man in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar.
You suddenly realize who it is. It’s Barack Obama! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever.
YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS:
You can save the life of Barack Obama or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world’s most powerful socialist men hell bent on the destruction of America .
THE QUESTION:
Here’s the question, and please give an honest answer. “Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?”
- AND A QUICKIE by Muslim Sympathizer Awan Afuqya
New from Dearborn, Michigan.
The latest toy has hit the shops… a talking Muslim doll.
Nobody knows what it says, because no one has the guts to pull the cord.
These items are perfect to forward to all of your Internet Buddies and Facebook Friends with too much time on their hands.
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- First Graders Being Taught Michael Brown Propaganda…
- Boehner Wants In On The Race Baiting, Says He’s Open To Hearings On Michael Brown And Eric Garner
- Protesters Chant “FUCK CNN” At Lib Hack Reporter
- Celebrate Diversity! Walmart Now Selling Islamic-Themed Christmas Tree Topper
Whistleblower Web Poll
This week, here’s who the first 17,648 Whistleblower Web Poll respondents said you most often see at Politicians’ Christmas parties:
(A) Candidates and supporters: 2%
(B) Unpaid vendors: 2%
(C) Guys patting women’s asses: 4%
(D) Really drunk freeloaders: 92%
Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!
TODAY’S “LIBERALS TELL THE STUPIDEST LIES” AWARD WINNER IS
Obama’s Treasury Secretary Jacob Lew, who is now withholding all of the thousands of pages of documents related to the White House’s coordination with the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) during the IRS conservative targeting scandal.
Those documents were set to be released and now Obama’s former White House Chief of Staff refuses to ever turn them over.
His rationale? Lew claims he cannot release information about “improper disclosures of confidential over-taxed payer information” because that would be an “improper disclosure of confidential over-taxed payer information.”
Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest
The GOP is S.O.L.
This week, everybody who realized local Republicans got exactly what they deserved on Election Day in 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, and 2014 but were not quite sure how they could ever correct their mistakes before the 2015 elections, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is noted political pundit Billy Bombast, who says the best way to win, is to have crooked cronies running your county board of elections, so they can count the votes over and over until your candidate gets elected, and then stop counting.
Billy wins a BS Meter to put on his TV during all those political shows, a stuffed RINO-head trophy for his wall, and an engraved invitation to subscribe to the Special Whistleblower Insiders Edition. His winning limerick is:
Is there help for the old GOP?
Is there a candidate as Conservative as me
They can all talk the talk
But can they walk the walk
Where’s the hope for just you and me?
Anderson 2014 Turkey of the Year Award Winner Andy Pappas writes:
Is there help for the old GOP?
Is there hope in the TEA Par-ty
Palin has a pretty face
But she couldn’t win a nasty race
Is there help for the old GOP?
”TaxKiller Tom Brinkman” writes:
Is there help for the old GOP?
If so, where can it be?
I’ve looked high and low
Even watched the Glenn Beck show
But I can’t find any help for the old GOP.
“Rick the Batboy” Robinson, who had been banished from Wednesday Night’s Gray Head Holiday Party writes:
Is there help for the old GOP?
The left and the middle can’t be,
When the Conservative base,
Becomes its only face,
It’ll be the “Grand Old Party” for me.
Miss Vicki’s Escort, who showed up at the party wearing a bow tie she bought him, writes:
Is there any help for the old GOP?
Having been for so long on a liberal spree?
Only TEA-partiers and birthers,
Not those left-wing save-the-earthers
Are the future of Republican esprit.
Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders, who says he’s not running for Bluegrass Lt. Governor, writes:
Is there help for the old GOP?
Or is this a one-party “democracy?”
To fight the scourge of Obama
And his buddy Osama
We should purge all our RINO debris.
The Robster’s Esteemed Father Bob Sanders wrote:
Is there help for the old GOP?
Well, just between you and me
If they stay so extreme
Then it really does seem
They won’t win the presidency.
NoKY Big Fish in a Small Pond DemocRAT Nathan “Cornbread” Smith, wrote:
Is there help for the old G.O.P.?
Ask somebody else, instead of me.
We won both damn houses
From us DemocRAT louses,
With Obama, how much fucking worse could it be?
Boonedoggle County Judge Executive Gary Moore (who many people didn’t recognize at Wednesday night’s Graydon Head Holiday Party because he’d shaved his beard) wrote:
Is there hope for the old GOP?
Things look bleak and depressing to me.
But don’t think the Dems have salvation
For what’s ailing this nation,
Not with Obama and that bitch Hillary.
And from the Unlicensed Anderson Laureate (It’s not terribly mean-spirited this time, but then, he’s a Republican):
Is there help for the old GOP?
Things don’t look so good to me.
The voters were drunk
And elected a slick-talking punk
And now we can all go piss up a tree.
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“What if Santa turned out to be gay?”
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