Thursday, November 27, 2014
Who’re the Biggest Turkeys for 2014?
Last weekend, the guys at “Not the Fishwrap” received a veritable cornucopia of votes for their Seventh Annual Whistleblower Turkey Decorating Contest for Thanksgiving, where the person who was selected as the biggest turkey of the year would be shown with his head on the body of a turkey. This year, the 2014 Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest was again sponsored by Dummy’s Restaurants and Northern Kentucky turkeys were not left out, because separate winners were awarded for both Ohio and the Bluegrass. Plus this year, there were so many nominations from Anderson Township because of the Forrest Gump Schools Tax Scam, we were obligated to create another category just for them. - And like everything else in The Blower, nominees were discriminated against on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law.
- First we showed Political Insiders at the Conservative Agenda a video of previous Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Awards and asked them to let us know which person they thought deserved the Biggest Turkey of the Year Award in 2014. At Tuesday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, we even held a Turkey in the Straw Poll.
- Then our distinguished panel of judges met in executive session to select our finalists for the Biggest Turkey of the Year, and using that same “fair, open, and honest process” which has become a time-honored tradition in Hamilton County and Ohio RINO Party Politics, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane would suggested the names of the winners, and of course, all of those suck-ups at the Conservative Agenda agreed.
- The biggest problem we had last year was that every one of the 17,648 noxious nominations we received in 2013 was for the same winners we had in 2012 — Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP in Ohio and Eric “Call Me Crazy, Big Mouth, Most Sanctioned, Ambulance Chaser, No Count of a Radio Host, Shameless Self Promoter, Willie Wannabe, Why Did It Take So Long For Me To Be Disbarred, Who Likes Bulldogs and Failed Roadhouse Operator” Deters in Kentucky.
The Whistleblower Research Department remembered calling every single one of the nominators to verify their entries in 2013, and in every instance, the response was exactly the same. Last year, there had just not been any bigger turkeys in the tri-state than “Old Blueface” in Ohio and Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters in Kentucky. The consensus was unanimous— “There Are No Term Limits for Turkeys of the Year.”- Then the guys at “Not the Fishwrap” told us to go screw ourselves, because they weren’t making another making another video for 2013 when the guys who won the 2013 Turkey of the Year Contest were the same as the guys who had won the contest the year before.
Now you can watch that video here
But this year, a funny thing happened on the way to the 2014 Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest. Our Persons of Consequence got with the program and actually nominated some new Turkeys.
IN CINCINNATI: Turkey-stuffing Tino Del Gato was among our 4,482 Cincinnati POCs who nominated Disgraced Dainty DemocRAT Former Cincinnati Mayor Mark Mallory to be Cincinnati’s 2014 Turkey of the Year for the gifts that keep in giving—make that—taking (the Trolley Folly and Mahogany’s), not to mention the Empty Uppity Oprah Winfrey Campaigning for Obama, Under-funded, Ugly-ass Poorly-Planned Unnagraown Rayroe Museum Not-so-Free-dom Center (Mallory’s Triple Crown of wasted monies).
Some people’s “legacy” lives on even after their demise. Mayor Mark Mallory (M3) is no longer in office anywhere but like Obama his incompetence has been left for others to clean up. Who would have thought that his “job” as a garbage man on Undercover Boss would be a snapshot of his tenure in office. Part of that job was to pick up “road kill.” The reality is, M3 created enough road kill during his time as Mayor as anyone who ever served on Clown-sale. Let’s try to review his “Midas Touches:
He was at the forefront of the $110 million White Guilt Center. These displays could have been put at the museum center with that $110 million used to fix up the Museum Center. No one visits it except school children bussed in each year for free. Meanwhile, NoKY put has its Creation Museum that is raking in the money and visitors, and didn’t have to spend millions to build it, and spends nothing to operate and maintain it, Stupid Streetcar Fans!
He along with other Clown-sale members GAVE Liz Rogers nearly $1 million in loans and grants that rivaled the Freedom Museum for failure. It lasted about a year and is now closed.
But his coup de grace is the Trolley Folly at $133 million and STILL COUNTING. It will open in 2016 and allow one Trolley Train to migrate the 3.6 miles of track. With only one set of tracks (and no turn around loop only one Trolley can migrate the Jurassic Jungle. That’s no big deal, unless they try to go up the hill to the UC Area. Plus, they can’t afford to operate it, and it will only be open part time.
Based on M3 credentials, Tino suspects he will be “qualified” to take Barack Obama’s (BO) place as the Perfect Peter Principle Poster Boy. Go Figure!!!
M3 makes Charlie Luken look great, since Luken at least got the Banks going along with the Casino. But M3 has the ability to make most others look good by the theory of relativity. Compared to him, most look very good. Go figure!
- IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Although the members of the Cabal Cabal Of NoKY Attorneys Still Out To Destroy Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters, Including Lovely Lisa Wells (The Attorney Who Replaced Crazy Eric On WLW Hate Radio) were still rooting for a “Three-Peat” for “Crazy Eric,” outraged TEA Party Patriots flooded us with ballots for Co-winners Matt Bevan, who was humiliated when he ran against U.S. Senate Minority Leader Bitch McConnell in the Republican Primary, and Ditzy DemocRAT Alison Wondergams Grimes, who embarrassed herself and every Dishonest DemocRAT in Kentucky when she couldn’t even admit she’d voted for Obama in 2008 and 2012.
- IN ANDERSON, where everybody’s still wondering if that missing memento was ever returned after Joe and Lorraine Mayernik allowed their house to be used for a soiree to celebrate the Forrest Gump School District’s humongous $103 million Tax Hike Scam (that will really cost $170 million on top of the thousands of dollars in school taxes property owners are already paying), 75% of the residents with no children in school who are already comparing Forrest Gump School Superintendent “Smiling Dallas” Jackson’s Unaffordable Facilities Plan to ObamaCare, all nominated “Smiling Dallas” for the Whistleblower’s 2014 Turkey of the Year Contest, especially after they saw pictures of him campaigning during school hours on November 3 in front of Beechmont Towne Center.
Our Snitch at the Forest Gump School District says a lot of eyes were opened by the opposition even though the vote was stolen by the emotional appeals of the school district’s campaign to all those who were only listening to the side they thought they could trust. Many new eyes are now watching to see if what the opposition said comes true – that the district cannot deliver on its promises. The campaign was carefully vague during the campaign to leave wiggle room. However, plans and budgets were presented in district public meetings for which the school district can be held accountable. Word is that changes might already be on the way. They must be finding more ways to blow tax money now that they have the check for $170m and don’t have to spend resources and time on campaigning.
It will be a lot like the Affordable Care Act. We will have to see the Unaffordable Facilities Plan in action before everyone can see how badly they were Gruber-Jacksoned. It will be as ugly as Obamacare but will hit much closer to home.
Maybe to divert attention from the debacle, the Forest Hills School Board will declare amnesty for illegals in Lower Price Hill wanting to go to school here. Could also begin a Moslem extremist student exchange program for the sake of diversity. Another executive order could also declare the removal of heating systems and discontinuing fuel purchases since global warming means that winters must be tolerably warm now. Global warming also must justify spending millions on air conditioning in 50+ year old buildings past their practical useful life.
That’s why The Blower would like to congratulate “Smiling Dallas” Jackson, not related to Anderson Township Trustee President “In Russ We Trust” Jackson, as Anderson’s first-ever Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest Winner. Smiling Dallas’ neighbors on Signal Hill Lane will be so proud.
- Meanwhile, members of The Anderson Township Republican Party and the Anderson TEA Party wanted The Blower to be certain to acknowledge Anderson Township Trustee Josh Gerth and Anderson TEA Party Guy Andy Pappas for their part in passing the Forrest Gump School District’s humongous $103 million Tax Hike Scam. Gerth was seen publicly supporting the Tax Hike Scam in this video and Pappas’ name was included in that full-page ad of Tax Scam Supporters.
Most people thought Anderson Township was politically “Conservative.” The Blower says it looks stupidly liberal, in reality. Some people are beginning to wonder when Gerth and Pappas will officially announce they’ve switched political parties. Our fiscally conservative, less tax, less government, TEA Party endorsed these two RINO Anderson Township Trustees, who after less than a year in office couldn’t support a massive bond and tax levy increase from the Forest Hills School District fast enough. But it’s only three years until their next election. Who will remember anyway?
That’s why all those Angry Andersonians were happy to nominate Josh Gerth and Andy Pappas to be part of the Township’s Turkey Troika. Gobble, Gobble!
This is the Official “Biggest Turkey of the Year” Contest. Any other “Biggest Turkey of the Year” Contest you may see published elsewhere on Thanksgiving is surely a fake, especially the one in the Morning Fishwrap.
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