Wednesday, November 19, 2014
More Little Known Nor Long Remembered
POLITICAL INSIDERS AT THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA have been gloating for the past two days, ever since they heard The Blower had reported on “Grubergate” more than a year ago in the November 18, 2013 E-dition, way before the current crop of Journalists-Come-Lately. [LINK] - HURLEY THE HISTORIAN wonders what Patriotic Americans will say today about Obama this year, if he doesn’t show up for the 151st Anniversary of Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address.
- YOUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE says the way everybody’s calling Obama a liar these days, you have to wonder when Obama will finally figure out he “can’t fool all of the people all of the time,” people now realize Jonathan Gruber was paid millions of their over-taxed payers’ dollars to help Obama and the Dishonest DemocRATS lie about ObamaCare because they think American voters are stupid.
- OUR SARCASTIC SAGE remembers last year, when headline writers were really brutal, and the The Washington Post followed The Blower’s lead and labeled ObamaCare the “Crowning Achievement of Obama’s Presidency.”
- WHISTLEBLOWER PRESIDENTIAL HISTORIAN DORIAN GRADY says, “And just think, Lincoln even delivered his Gettysburg Address without a teleprompter!”
- SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE says remember how we mocked Obama’s “Second Term Depression” with our fake pharmaceutical ad last year?
- SHERROD BROWN says, “Please don’t forget to remind your readers I was one of the remaining 27 Dishonest DemocRAT U.S. Senators who lied to Americans about being able to keep their Heath Care Plans.”
TODAY’S “GRUBERGATE” UPDATE: According to The Federalist, Obama can lie and deny about Jonathan Gruber all he wants, but a 2012 press release from Obama’s own 2012 presidential campaign shows that when it came to ObamaCare, Obama and Gruber were joined at the hip.- OUR GARRULOUS GRAMMARIAN says Saturday, in The Blower’s “Weekend Whoppers” E-dition, Persons of Consequence were advised that it was time to update their Whistleblower Lexicons, because The Blower would no longer be using the term “Disingenuous DemocRATS” when they don’t tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and our official term would become “Dishonest DemocRATS” every time one of those lying bastards opened his mouth, because of the way the D-RATS had “Grubered” America to pass ObamaCare.
Today, our daily “Liberals Say The Stupidest Things” Award must be changed to our “Liberals Tell the Stupidest Lies” Award for the same reason.
American Thinker borrowed The Blower’s “Gubered” Term on Monday. You can read “Have you ever been ‘grubered’?” HERE. Not only did they forget to give proper credit to The Blower for coming up with the term, but they also forgot to capitalize Guber’s name.
TODAY’S “LIBERALS TELL THE STUPIDEST LIES” AWARD goes to Racist Black Dishonest DemocRAT Georgia Congressman John Lewis who called for nationwide “Massive, Non-Violent Protests” if the cop isn’t indicted in Ferguson, where Supporters of Officer Darren Wilson raised enough money for this “Pants Up, Don’t Loot” Billboard.- ANOTHER LOCAL RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: With Hamilton County Common Pleas Court Judge Norbert Nadel still scheduled to rule on Convicted Ditzy DemocRAT Juvie Judge Traci Hunter’s Criminal Attorney Clyde Bennett’s motion for a new trial this week, everybody’s wondering when Cincinnati Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley will declare a state of emergency and if Ohio Republican Governor Kasich-Taylor will call out the Ohio National Guard after Traci’s supporters carry out their threats to loot and riot like those Blacks Behaving Badly in Ferguson following Nadel’s plan to send Traci to the slammer when he sentences her on December 2.
IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says ever since Republican U.S. Marine Corps Hero Ohio State Treasurer Josh Mandel was re-elected two weeks ago, a lot of people have been asking ask about the statistics on his race.
Josh won 82 of Ohio’s 88 counties, including traditional DemocRAT strongholds of Lorain, Jefferson, and Trumbull. In fact, Josh won more counties in 2014 than he did in his 2010 election over the incumbent.
Josh’s 14-point win was the largest margin of victory for any incumbent Ohio Treasurer in a quarter of a century, counting even “JayWalking Joe” Deters. This was despite his opponent Connie “The Pillager’s” campaign spending more than $3 million against him and all those unions making additional “independent” expenditures.
Josh beat “The Pillager” in her home Hamilton County, her own statehouse district that she currently represents, and even her own precinct. Obama won Hamilton County in 2008 and 2012. The fact that a candidate The Fishwrap endorsed lost her own district and precinct speaks volumes, except at The Fishwrap.
Josh is still the youngest state Treasurer in America and a Person of Consequence on the Whistleblower’s e-mail list, but he in not currently listed among the 389 members of Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s Faux Facebook List.
- SODUKU SOLVERS finally found their Morning Fishwrap for Monday and Tuesday together in the snow on Tuesday morning. Do you think they were both delivered together?
WHISTLEBLOWER 2014 FALL INTERNS JOSIE, ZACK, BRYAN, AND MITCHELL say 24 years ago, when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town, Issue # 26 published on November 20, 1990 included a big story that week was about how Attorney James Condit Sr. and his son James Condit, Jr. had sued the Mt. Washington Press for $200,000. The suit, alleging libel and intentional infliction of emotional distress, cited Press editorials referring to Condit, Jr. as “Deranged” and both Condits as “Fascists.”
At that time, Press publisher Dennis Nichols said that he was confident he would win in court because both editorials were true and that the terms “Deranged” and “Fascist” were spelled correctly. [SEE EDITION #26 HERE]. Curiously, the feisty Mt. Washington Press was never sued because of those award-winning satirical Patronage County columns, written by Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane in a former life, which now appear in The Blower on Saturdays, like This week’s column titled “No Explanations” which first appeared in the Mt. Washington Press on November 10, 1982, personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols. Which was probably a good thing, since Whistleblower Legal Dream Team Chairman, Noted ACLU Mouthpiece Scott Greenwood, was in knee pants at the time.
GRUBERIZED IN ANDERSON: Our Snitch at The Forrest Gump Schools sees a tremendous similarity between the way Obama won his “Gruber-ized” re-election in 2012, aided and abetted by RINO Politicians, Dishonest DemocRATS, and his Willing Accomplices in The Press, and the recent dumbed-down voters’ passage of the $103 million Tax Hike Scam (that will really cost $170 million on top of the thousands of dollars in school taxes property owners are already paying).
Now the 75% of property owners with no children in school are wondering who’s going to report about the modular classrooms that go up to house students when the Forest Hills Unaffordable School Plan begins its renovation work? Who is going to report that they weren’t in the plan presented to the public? If they don’t use them, who is going to report the environmental hazards students and teachers are exposed to while attending class with demolition and construction going on all around them in the same enclosed space? Who is going to report the budget overruns in relocating students around the renovation? Who is going to report the effect of three years of learning environment disruption on the education of the students during renovation? Who is going to be the first to point out that four new and totally modern elementary schools could be constructed with the money that is going to be spent on the “Smilin’ Dallas” (shown here in his Official 2014 Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest Photo) half-assed renovation plan and that the efficiency savings of the new school plan would offset much of the building cost to We the Over-taxed Payers? Who is going to report that the board of education didn’t have the balls to ditch the Jackson plan and fire him for incompetent planning, campaign finance violations, and withholding information from the public because it would have exposed his lies, coercing employees to publicly support the levy, and publicly attacking an honest pregnant woman in print? Angry Andersonians say they weren’t “Grubered.” We got “Jacksoned.”
- IN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says if you think it was fun trying to get Alison Wondergams Grimes to admit she voted for Obama in twice, like all those other voters who got “Grubered,” today somebody should get her on the record declaring how she would’ve voted on ObamaCare if she’d been in the Senate.
TURKEY OF THE YEAR CONTEST: Don’t forget, Saturday is the deadline to nominate your favorite politician for The Blower’s 2014 Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest (sponsored by Dummy’s Restaurant).
And like everything else in The Blower, nominees will always be discriminated against on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law).
And don’t forget, Northern Kentucky turkeys won’t be left out, because separate winners will be awarded for both Ohio and the Bluegrass.
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, where Political Insiders have been gloating during the past two days, ever since they heard The Blower had reported on “Grubergate” more than a year ago in the November 18, 2013 E-dition, because Jonathan Gruber was paid more than six million (that we know about so far) of their over-taxed payers’ dollars to help Obama and the Dishonest DemocRATS get re-elected by lying about ObamaCare.
“It’s easy to understand,” Kane explained. “Obama and Gruber were right. American voters were stupid, at least all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice. Some people call them ‘Duped DemocRATS.’ ”
And just think how many ways American Voters will be “Grubered” still be 792 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
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