Wednesday, November 12, 2014

What a Difference a Year Makes

Think of how much things have changed since last year since the Wednesday after Veterans Day in 2013. It was our Special “Veterans Day Reflections” E-dition, because just one day of thanks wasn’t enough!

Last year on Veterans Day Obama honored those who had given the last full measure of their devotion at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier at Arlington National Cemetery by dropping a “Jesus Bomb” in a hot mic moment after he climbed the stairs and entered the building. Veterans Day is the nation’s second most patriotic holiday, next to Independence Day (July 4 for you FCPS honor students). His dismissal of the request shows a man so detached from the duty of history, from the men who served in the White House before him, that it is unspeakable in its audacity. Maybe next year Obama can just lay a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Contributor in Chicago. Do you think any of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, would ever know the difference?

Whistleblower War Hero Ollie Hackworth says veterans are deeply disappointed. Regardless of what political party you endorse, you always saw pictures of prior Presidents at least pretending to be patriotic on Veterans Day.

The Blower remembers when Former President George W. Bush addressed a packed house at Wright Patterson Air Force Base in Dayton, Ohio. Dubya thanked all our brave Veterans who helped secure the freedoms we enjoy. Most Whistleblower readers don’t take them for granted. God bless America!
The Blower also remembered when Semper Si and his bagpipers were swinging free under their kilts to celebrate Veterans Day on the 11th, but 1st LT Dave Gallaher, USMC says you may be sure Leis was also celebrating the Marine Corps birthday on the 10th. Happy 239th Birthday, Marines! Now for your next mission, go invade Berkeley.

How about this 2014 birthday card to the Marines? Madison Rising is proud to present our very special rendition of the Marine’s Hymn to the United States Marine Corp on its 239th birthday. From America’s most patriotic rock band, to America’s greatest fighting force: Semper Fi. It’s still makes you want to re-enlist.

Yesterday at Applebee’s Restaurant, Charles Foster Kane (U.S. Army, Retired) was really surprised they weren’t offering “SOS” (Creamed Chipped Beef on Toast—“Shit on a Shingle”) to make Veterans really nostalgic, instead of the food they offered. If you’d like to try some “SOS” at home, here’s the recipe. Yum, yum— give us some!
They weren’t offering “SOS” at Outback Restaurants either. All you got free there was a free Bloomin’ Onion and a beverage.
At The Fishwrap, Skaggie Maggie says, “I think we should change the traditional observance of Veterans Day to “Gay Marriages in the Military Day.’” We’re sure Ohio Senator Rob “Fighting for Fagellas” Portman would agree.
Veterans at last year’s Veterans Dinner at the Anderson Center received hand written thank you notes from area school children that included “Thank you for serving when I was alive or not, you still protected the United States of America” from Mara at Nagel School, “Thank you for serving in the military. My grandpa was in the Navy” from Megan at Wilson Elementary; and “Why am I writing this letter to you? Because you helped protect our country” from a fourth grade student at Wilson School who is really interested in playing tackle football.”
Finally, our old war hero buddy PFC Kadon asked our Quote for Today Committee to honor Louie the Waiter, who coined the couplet, “Send a Salami to Your Boy in the Army” in 1943 and who alone sold $2,060,000 worth of war bonds at the delicatessen in Manhattan where he was employed. Now let’s watch Jerry Lewis sing that famous song.

Not So Patriotically Last Year

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS ALERT: Macy’s was calling its Christmas tree on Fountain Square a “Holiday Tree” so Atheists, Homos, and Murdering Muslims don’t get offended.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN said on this day in 1954, Ellis Island, the gateway to America, shut it doors after processing more than 12 million legal immigrants since opening in 1892. This year, more than that number will probably be illegally invading America as they stream across Obama’s borders to become future Dishonest DemocRAT voters.
OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose former Florida’s 8th District Congressman Ric Keller’s “The economic impact of illegal immigration on taxpayers is catastrophic.”
SHAKEDOWN IN THE CITY: Belligerent Black Blogger Nate “Rhymes With Hate” Livingston said his favorite corrupt Black Couple (Steve and Alicia Reece) were back to their old tricks. This time they were trying to do a Jesse Jackson-style SHAKEDOWN of the Port Authority. Steve and Alicia Reece wanted the Port Authority to buy their crappy property on Seymour Avenue for top dollar. Was John CRANLEY really helping them?
GAY NEWS UPDATE: When a Colorado College Application included “Queer” as a sexual orientation option along with “Male,” “Female,” “Transgender,” and “Not Disclosed,” Whistleblower Alternate Lifestyles Contributors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis were surprised Clown-cil Gay Chris Squealback hadn’t already tried to update the City of Cincinnati’s options too.
IN HAMILTON COUNTY: Bellwether Blogger Bill Sloat said The Blower was wrong about how Veterans Court projects in Hamilton County got started. Sloat claimed he wrote a letter to then Commissioner David Pepper suggesting we start one here after Sloat talked to a judge in Pittsburgh. Then he drafted a letter for Bill Mallory, who sent it to David Pepper who then got the wheels in motion. One of the Ohio Supreme Court justices jumped on the bandwagon and got things moving. [READ MORE HERE] Sloat said, “It’s cool that the program is working and these people The Blower wrote about (Judges Melissa Powers and Ethna Cooper) are overseeing the program locally. Hats off to them for enlisting and doing the right things for our Vets!”
SNOW BLOWERS: Whistleblower Weather-guesser Delkus Apuozzo said, “Death, doom, and destruction were being predicted on Monday as the weather Nazis were scaring the kids and schools already.” Which school would be the first to call off classes this year and how many snow falls that were predicted wouldn’t really happen?
IN ANDERSON: Anderson High School students were presenting “Urinetown” last year on November 22-24. It was a so-called “modern musical” where people had to “pay to pee.” Unlike relevant political news, you could’ve read all about it in the Forest Hills Urinal.

Also in Anderson, Failed DemocRAT Trustee Candidate John Peidowitz said, “The people taking my signs down before the election were really effective. Why can’t they be as effective taking down my signs not that the election has been over for more than a week?”

IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY, Conservatives were all talking about how Matt Bevin, the Conservative Candidate running against U.S. Senate Surrender Monkey Bitch McConnell in the 2014 GOP Primary, had appeared at a packed house for Thursday night’s RINO Hunting Season Kickoff at the Anderson TEA Party Meeting, and told the crowd Kentucky needed a Senator who would stand up for Conservative Kentucky Values. That’s why The Blower, which has always taken pride in recognizing aspiring Conservative guest columnists, was pleased to permit a guy who wasn’t afraid to attack McConnell’s Liberal voting record like The Blower has always done, to be our guest editor in that Friday’s E-dition a year ago and choose three items plus a quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors.

This year we’ve seen a RINO invasion in Anderson, and the Anderson Township Republican Club appears to have been turned into a RINO Preserve after Club President Anderson Township Trustee Josh Gerth was seen shilling for tax-and-spenders in this video, supporting the Forrest Gump School District’s humongous $103 million Tax Hike Scam (that will really cost $170 million on top of the thousands of dollars in school taxes property owners are already paying).

FINALLY, AT THE MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA ON THE DAY AFTER VETERANS DAY, Political Insiders were asking Charles Foster Kane about the deadline for nominations for The Blower’s 2013 Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest (sponsored by Dummy’s Restaurant). “Next Friday’s the deadline,” Kane explained.

“And like everything else in The Blower, nominees will be discriminated against on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law).

“And don’t forget, Northern Kentucky turkeys won’t be left out, because separate winners will be awarded for both Ohio and the Bluegrass.”

So this year’s Turkey of the Year Contest promises to be our best yet, but only with your help. Remember what Jesse “The Body” Ventura said: “If you don’t vote, you’ll be leaving the decision to an even bigger turkey than you are.”