Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers

On this date in 1886, President Grover Cleveland dedicated the Statue of Liberty, but all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, would still change it to the Statue of Obama. —Hurley the Historian
Obama is planning to grant Amnesty to millions of illegal immigrants after the election because they will do jobs Americans don’t want to do, like voting for Disingenuous DemocRATS early and often. —Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus
That’s why we chose Emma Lazarus’ “Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,” but today that wretched refuse would have to include Ebola victims and future DemocRAT voters. —Your Quote for Today Committee

Did you see how I got a Top HHS Official to contradict Obama by saying you can get Ebola by sitting near someone on a bus through their sweat? —Kentucky Fourth District Congressman Thomas Massie (Watch That Oct 24 Video Here)
Maybe all those people haven’t sent in their Absentee Ballots already because they’re waiting for the rest of The Fishwrap’s 2014 political endorsements. —Hamilton County Board of Elections
Does that indigent hospital care levy The Fishwrap is endorsing cover us too? —Illegal Immigrants And Others Ebola Carriers From Outside Hamilton County
Do you think I’ll get more write-in votes for Hamilton County Commissioner on November 4 than that crappy candidate Hamilton County Party Boss Tim Burka selected? —Jim TarBall
Dislocated DemocRAT Fred Kundrata has so many more signs in Reading than his opponent the amazing Chabothead. It might be due to Fred’s superior ground operation. Or it might have to do with the fact that Reading is actually located in “Bronze Star Brad’s” Second Congressional District, where Fred got a whole 3% of the vote when he ran in the 2012 GOP Primary. —Reading Republicans
Make sure you check out our Citizens for Community Values Voters Guide to see who all the gay candidates are. —Noted Homophobe Phil Burr-ass
Why do we put so many of our yard signs illegally in the public rights-of-way? Because Republicans keep tearing them down when we put them in their yards. —Dishonest DemocRATS
Cincinnati’s Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley says he will lower the City’s Poverty Rate by throwing more money at it. —Today’s Liberals Say the Stupidest Thing Award Committee
Sorry the itinerary for my statewide Ohio Works Bus Tour from Thursday, October 30 through Saturday, November 1, will not include Clermont County, where the Republican Party saw fit not to include my name on their sample ballot. —Ohio Republican Governor Kasich-Taylor
When will Draft Dodger Bill Cunningham be telling us about more places we can get free chow on Veterans Day? — Freeloaders Pretending to be Veterans
It won’t take nearly so long to sort your e-mails and delete all that campaign crap after the election. —Your In-Box
It’s no fair for The Blower to continue to explain that Anderson Township’s Average $210,000 homeowner is already paying $2,311.67 in school taxes every year, and the Forrest Gump School District now wants him to pay another $363.89. —School Tax Hikers
The sneaky part of the Forrest Gump Schools’ Tax Hike Scam is the .5 mil “permanent improvement” levy tacked on to the bond levy. It would be PERMANENT, not 32.5 years. —Whistleblower Education Editor Rod Sparechild
To see why Voting No on Issue 4 would be a vote for the schools, please read our full page newspaper ad and visit our web page. —Blower Babe Elizabeth Barber, Spokesperson for A Better Way for Forest Hills.
Please excuse my insatiable appetite for more of your tax dollars that leads me to belittle anyone who dares to stand in our way. —Superintendent “Smiling Dallas” Jackson, Still Using School Employees To Promote The Levy With Public Funds
I’m glad to see public officials as well as candidates are still taking advantage of their “Right to Lie” during political campaigns. —COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney

EDITOR’S NOTE: To see how much that Humongous Tax Hike Scam would cost you, go to the Auditor’s Web Site Here (http://www.hamiltoncountyauditor.org/), Click on the “Property Search” box on the left near the top, Click on “Owner” or “Street Address” to find your property, Click on “Levy Info” and you’ll see how much This Tax Increase will cost you EACH YEAR for the next 32.5 years. Then go to your Summary Page and Click on “Taxes Paid” to see the amount of School Taxes YOU ARE ALREADY PAYING, SUCKERS!

With only seven days until the 2014 Elections, we need you to change your Facebook Profile Picture and Cover Photo to show the world you’re standing with me, especially after The Fishwrap endorsed my opponent. —Alison Wondergams Grimes
You can’t believe how many of my Facebook Friends have been trying to wangle an invitation to my Annual Halloween Party this year. —Miss Vicki
If Miss Vicki didn’t give her annual Halloween Party this year, how would everybody in Northern Kentucky celebrate? —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
I’m glad The Blower is sponsoring a “Most Offensive Halloween Costume Contest” again this year. —Rick “The BatBoy” Robinson
Remember that year “The Batboy” showed up at Miss Vicki’s Halloween Party wearing his “Hung Like a Horse” outfit? —Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders
I’m planning to wear my Dominatrix outfit again this year. —Kathy Groob
I was planning to wear my straightjacket. —Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters
Here’s a Halloween Tip: Never try to repeat “Bloody Mary” three times until the next morning, after a really rockin’ Halloween party. —Michael Liquid Plummer and Nathan “Cornbread” Smith
I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. —Bobby Leach
That’s why we chose Chris Rock’s “Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn’t even the star of his own Halloween special.” —Late Night TV Jokewatchers
Eat, drink and be scary, especially the eating and drinking part. —Clueless Marc Wilson
Do NOT go down in the basement anywhere on Elm Street. —Michael Myers
Just be sure to drive carefully on your way home. —Trooper Steward
Please explain one more time why we don’t have Early Voting in Kentucky like they do in Ohio? —“Trish the Dish” on Channel 19 News

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially RINO TEA Party Endorsed Township Trustees who promote Humongous School Tax Hike Scams.

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Andrew Klavan: What Gender Are You?

(Published on Oct 9, 2014 In which our always sensitive host takes a look at the exciting world of gender diversity, where the unusual is normal, even though that can’t be right and doesn’t make a lick of sense.)

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