Friday, October 24, 2014
Just Say “No” To Tax Hike Scams
FOLKS FOR A BETTER WAY FOR FOREST HILLS were forced to buy a full-page ad in Wednesday’s community newspaper to get their message out before the vote on that humongous $103 million tax levy that would really cost over-taxed payers more than $170 million in only 11 more days, but the Forrest Gump School Board’s willing accomplices at the Forest Hills Urinal GAVE the Gumpers a FREE guest column on their so-called editorial page along with filling the rest of the page with so-called letters to the editor from supporting the tax hike. As usual, The Urinal’s Fairness Policy dictated publishing a letter and a photo supporting the Tax Hike, then finding letters from five other people agreeing with it.
FOLKS FOR A BETTER WAY FOR FOREST HILLS say their initiative is supported by long-time and new residents, young parents, community leaders, senior citizens, empty nesters, school district administrators and teachers as well as parochial and private school families. They have been and are staunch supporters of the Forest Hills School District. Their concerns are not isolated and are supported by facts. They will support a cost-effective, sustainable plan that provides equal access to 21st century learning for ALL Forest Hills students.
To see the entire “Better Way for Forest Hills” full page ad, CLICK HERE and you can see their web page HERE.
NOW FOR THE 75% OF OUR RESIDENTS WITH NO CHILDREN IN SCHOOL, the Folks at A Better Way for Forest Hills say Anderson’s Average $210,000 homeowner is already paying $2,311.67 in school taxes every year, and the district wants him to pay another $363.89. To see how much it would cost you, go to the Auditor’s Web Site Here (http://www.hamiltoncountyauditor.org/), Click on the “Property Search” box on the left near the top, Click on “Owner” or “Street Address” to find your property, Click on “Levy Info” and you’ll see how much This Tax Increase will cost you EACH YEAR for the next 32.5 years. Then go to your Summary Page and Click on “Taxes Paid” to see the amount of School Taxes YOU ARE ALREADY PAYING, SUCKERS!
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:
Why, it’s none other than Whistleblower Education Editor Rod Sparechild, who says the sneaky part of the Forrest Gump Schools’ Tax Hike Scam is the .5 mil “permanent improvement” levy tacked on to the bond levy. It would be PERMANENT, not 32.5 years.
This would be a NEW TAX to continue to maintain nine buildings even though enrollment will be only 75% of what it was when the district added the extra facilities fifty years ago.
Which is why The Blower is honored to choose the distinguished Educator from Decatur to be this week’s guest editor (With help from Educational Blower Babes like A Better Way for Forest Hills Spokesperson Elizabeth Barber and School Board Member Julie Bissinger, the lone dissenting vote on the Forrest Gump School Board’s decision to put that Humongous $103 million Forrest Gump School District Tax Hike on the ballot) and choose three educational items plus an educational Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors that you probably won’t see reported in your Morning Fishwrap.
- MEDICARE ALERT by John Gilligan’s Ditzy Daughter Kathleen Sebelius, Who Finally Resigned in Disgrace as Obama’s Secretary of Health and Human Services overseeing ObamaCare, but stuck around long enough to collect her humongous government pension and FREE Health Care Benefits.
Did you receive your Medicare Handbook for 2015 yesterday? If you have already received yours in the mail, please turn to page 12 and go down to the bottom of the page and read Find out what you pay for Medicare (Part A and Part B) . It states that the premium and deductible amounts were not available at the time of printing. It further states you may call 1-800-633-4227 to get the most up-to-date info.
I did just that and talked with a Medicare representative. She told me that they probably would not have those figures in until the end of the first week or possibly the second week of November.
Now, let that sink in!
As soon as she stated that to me I replied, “My, isn’t that convenient for the Obama Administration to actually hold off on those figures until after the 2014 election results.”
There was dead silence on the other end of the line. I told her thank you and that I would call back.
You see on our Social Security increase for next year we are only receiving an increase of around 1%. Even the military are getting just over 1%. You can bet after the November 4th election the increases for Medicare A & B will be greater than any 1%. That is why they are delaying tell us what the increases will be. Because if they had put it in that handbook, any elderly person would be voting against the DemocRATS.
So anyone voting for the DemocRATS in the upcoming elections deserves to get the increases that are coming after November 4.
- YOU KNOW YOU’RE AN EXTREME REDNECK WHEN… by Some Guy Pretending to be Jeff Foxworthy
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying, ‘Hey, guys, watch this.’
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are ‘Gentlemen, start your engines. ‘
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can’t get married to your sweetheart because there’s a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Two good ol’ boys in a Tennessee trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the Local Nissan plant.
After a while the first guy says to the second, “If’n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin’ and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?”
The second guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his chin, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, “Well, I don’t know about kin, but it would make us even!”
NOW YA’ALL HAVE A GOOD DAY
- THE BEST DEAR ABBY LETTER EVER by “Abigail Van Buren” (Founded in 1956 by Pauline Phillips under the pen name “Abigail Van Buren” and carried on today by her daughter, Jeanne Phillips, who now owns the legal rights to the pen name.)
Dear Abby,
My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest.
Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more. Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he’s on his knees five times a day with Muslims.
Finally, the last straw. He’s demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It’s just so horribly creepy! Can you help?
Signed,
Lost
Dear Lost,
Suck it up and stop whining, Michelle. You’re getting to live in the White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything for you. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with the idiot for 819 more more days, unless he’s impeached.
Signed,
Abby
- AND A QUICKIE sent in by By Our Good Friend Bobby Leach
We are always hearing about how Social Security is going to run out of money.
How come we never hear about Welfare running out of money?
Maybe it’s because the first group “worked for” their money, and the second group didn’t!
These items are perfect to forward to all of your Internet Buddies and Facebook Friends with too much time on their hands.
Stories We’re Working On
Obama’s Low Approval Is 2014 October Surprise- Blame Game Begins
- Dem In Danger: “The President’s Not Relevant. He’s Gone In Two Years”
- Black Disappointment With Obama Threatens Party
- Race Riots in Ferguson; Race Baiting Maryland
- Michelle O Confuses Colorado Senate Dem With Gop Challenger
- DNC Boss Can’t Name Single Senate Race Obama Has Campaigned In
Whistleblower Web Poll
This week, here’s how the first 17,648 Whistleblower Readers Poll respondents said Obama always seems to manage to insulate himself from defeat:
(A) His Fanaticism: 2%
(B) His Arrogance: 1%
(C) His Media: 1%
(D) Republican Incompetence: 96%
Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!
TODAY’S “LIBERALS SAY THE STUPIDEST THINGS” WINNER IS
Disgraced DemoCRAT State Senator Kearney, who had to drop out of his race for Lt. Governor just because folks wouldn’t cut him some slack for being a little late on a few tax payments. Kearney now wants to rename the Norwood Lateral after Obama. Tino Delgato says “My guess is because like the Lateral, Obama has been a great “divider.” He will finish his presidency as the most unpopular president in America, just behind Fidel Castro. What’s next, naming the Folly Trolley as Mallory Mistake? Go Figure!!!
Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest
Hard to Find a Word That Rhymed With “Nadel”
This week, everybody who’s watching the Traci Hunter Countdown Clock for sentencing on the Whistleblower Web Page, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is noted local private attorney James “The Rock” Bogen, who along with Firooz Namei actually won some cases in the Court of Appeals representing Ditzy DemocRAT Juvie Judge Traci Hunter against Republican Hamilton County Prosecutor “Jaywalking Joe” Deters and The Fishwrap before the old “JayWalker” brought in big gun special prosecutors like Scott Crosswell and Merlin Shiverdecker to nail down a conviction.
“The Rock” wins a front row seat for Traci’s retrial in Adams County, where a Completely Caucasian Jury will guarantee a conviction on all nine felonies; assignment as Public Defender for those black cleaning ladies on Traci’s jury if Traci’s Jailhouse Attorney Clyde Bennett gets indicted for jury tampering, and an opportunity to meet Race-baiter #1 Al Sharpton when he orchestrates a race riot to free Judge Traci after Judge Nick Nadel sends her to the slammer. His winning limerick is:
When you piss off an old Judge we’ll call Nick
With your latest courtroom sleazy trick
Try not to be snide
If you’re a black dude named Clyde
Or you’ll be back in your old cell real quick
And from the Anderson Laureate (who volunteered to be on the jury at Judge Traci’s retrial):
When you piss off an old Judge we’ll call Nick
Make sure of the jury you pick
If your black juror changes her story
For you there’ll be no real glory
If Judge Nick turns out to be a real prick.
When you piss off an old Judge we’ll call Nick
For trying to be much too slick
Three black cleaning ladies should do fine
Enough to hang th’ other nine
It’ll go over like a two ton lead brick.
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“What folks will be wearing on Halloween Night”
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