Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Lots of Breaking News Yesterday

Yesterday at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher why The Blower ran two special reports about The Forrest Gump School District’s Humongous $103 million Tax Hike that will really cost dumbed-down voters $170 million on top of the family budget busting amount those suckers are already spending on school taxes.
First there was a Special “School Tax Scam” E-dition, where we went looking for that bogus $100,000 house Tax-And Spenders always use whenever they’re trying to steal more of your money, and we showed voters how to figure out how much this year’s “just another feel good tax hike for the children” was going to cost them, on top of what those suckers are already paying using our Double Dipping Disingenuous DemocRAT Auditor’s web site, because next year after his re-election, you’ll get a tax increase whether you voted for it or not when his drive by appraisers jack up your real estate taxes one more time. [SEE THAT E-DITION HERE]
Then in our Special “Fools For Schools” E-dition, we featured the Top Ten Reasons Conservative Anderson Trustee Josh Gerth was speaking at rallies in favor of that Humongous $103 million Forrest Gump School District Tax Hike that will really cost dumbed-down voters $170 million. One of Josh’s fellow trustees came to Josh’s defense, saying “Ward, You’re being a bit hard on the Beaver.” But an Angry Andersonian remembered when he was called about the “survey” last year as to whether he preferred the $100 million levy or the $170 million levy. When he answered, “I don’t prefer either,” the person responded, “That’s not a choice. Your choices are either $100 or $170 million.” Perhaps over-taxed payers will suggest another idea in 13 more days. [SEE THAT E-DITION HERE]
And by the way, the Web Site for “A Better Way for Forest Hills” is located HERE.

In Other Local Political News

OUR ASTUTE POLITICAL ANALYST recalls in August, most observant people could have told you that Mike Mezher had no chance to defeat Double-Dipping DemocRAT Dusty Rhodes, that Ralph/TedWinkler was in the fight of his life against Liberal Luken for Probate Court Judge, and that Jonathan Dever was facing an uphill battle for state rep-tile. It only took the geniuses at Club 700 until mid-October to figure it out. After all, if glad-handing people and attending every ethnic gathering known to man were effective strategies, Pete Kambelos would be county coroner instead of the lady who kicked his ass.

Only now are they starting to understand that, no, most people don’t know or care how old Dusty Rhodes is. Furthermore, Mike Mezher is just a name and a nice guy but he has no track record of efficiency or exposing corruption, nor does he have a plan to do either once in office.

Clueless Alex, his DemocRAT Errand Boy and his Society Babe finance director only recently realized that the Winkler name is virtually unknown outside of Green and Delhi Townships.

Finally, although the Dever race is being run by even bigger morons in Columbus, his nasty attack ads and sour demeanor are going to put this seat in the hands of Disingenuous DemocRATS yet again. Just like in 2010, the big red wave is going to be stopped by the Big Blue rock that Alex T and his loyal but incompetent minions have skillfully turned Hamilton County into.

OHIO TEA PARTY GUY TOM ZAWISTOWSKI says Ohio Republican Governor John Kasich-Taylor admitted in Friday’s Washington Times “The platform doesn’t mean diddly to normal people out there. You think somebody ever read … I’ve never read the Republican platform. I mean, who reads a platform?”
MEANWHILE, OUR DISGRUNTLED DEMOCRAT says Hamilton County D-RATS are very unhappy with endorsed Commissioner Candidate Sean Feeney. He goes to Dem Ward meetings, speaks to almost no one, then leaves as soon as the meeting begins (after eating cookies). Most of the DemocRAT clubs around the county have endorsed Jim Tarbell rather than Feeney. If Tarbell doesn’t receive more votes as a write-in candidate than Feeney receives with his name printed on the ballot, it’s going to be a surprise.

THE MUCKRAKER says with Ohio still appealing Liberal Whacko Judge Tim Black’s ruling in favor of COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney’s case to allow those same politicians the “Right to Lie” during political campaigns, the Muck will still be flying during the next 13 days until the 2014 Midterm Elections. But The Whistleblower has been cataloguing political lies ever since the 1991 Campaign, and Whistleblower 2014 Fall Interns Josie, Zach, Bryan, and Mitchell say 23 years ago, when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town, in Issue # 73 published on October 22, 1991 Another Exclusive Whistleblower Report featured “The biggest lies of Campaign ’91.” You can see that entire edition HERE.
TIME KEEPING TROUBLE MAKER TINO DELGATO says “I love the Tracie Hunter Countdown Clock for sentencing on the Whistleblower Web Page.” His guess is she will be late. Tino also guesses she will not do time. Maybe they could have her walk the streets of North College Hill looking for “Bored youth” or get a job in Liz Rogers Hamilton Kitchen. Next up for Tracie is another time clock for her to lose her law license. But she can still continue her preaching. Go figure!!!
OUR COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVE sees a future for the ex-lawyer, ex-judge and convicted felon Tracy Hunter. She can be a co-owner in Liz Roger’s next restaurant! Plenty of time, while she is in jail, to work up a menu, and then when she’s sprung, voila, she can partner up with Liz Rogers (who also should be in jail). Sorry Soup, Why Me Meatloaf, Racist Roast, Smilin’ salad & Backer’s Blackbottom Pie.
NOW HERE’S A NOVEL IDEA: Detroit, that shit poor city, is putting down a 3.3 mile rail line with $137 million in private funds! It will go from the city center to a NEW Center area. Cincinnati’s Trolley Folley goes from nowhere an ends up at nowhere and there is no money to operate it!
TODAY’S “LIBERALS SAY THE STUPIDEST THINGS” AWARD goes to Cincinnati Clown-cil Gay Chris Squealback, who says, “The Trolley Folly is not Cincinnati’s Biggest Priority. Gay Marriage is.”
OUR CLERMONT CRUSADER says at the last Clermont County Central Committee meeting, state-reptile John Becker spoke about gay marriage in Ohio. He asked, “Are we going to do anything about this or just bend over and take it in the ass?”
AND OUR SARCASTIC SAGE said, “John Becker is a silver-tongue devil who really has a way with words.”
ELMWOOD PLACE is in a desperate economic state. This is Jerry Robertson who has been trying to get the Mayor’s job for twenty years. The last Mayor became Mayor when the previous Mayor resigned. She had originally been vice Mayor and became Mayor when the former mayor retired. She served the remainder of that Mayor’s Term and was eventually elected Mayor on her own. She resigned several months ago and the vice mayor became mayor. He resigned a couple of weeks ago and Robertson finally achieved his goal of becoming Mayor of This Ghost Town.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1962, President John F. Kennedy announced in a televised speech that U.S. spy planes had discovered Soviet missile bases in Cuba. If that happened today, Obama Warrior President would either be on his way to a fund-raiser or the golf course.
MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE CHOSE JFK’s “Domestic policy can only defeat us; foreign policy can kill us.”
TURPIN BOOSTERS are now defending the selection of a Sophomore we’ll call Muhammed who was officially chosen Poster Boy for the Forrest Gump School’s HUMONGOUS $103 million Tax Hike after he painted a vile-and-disgusting penis on the Anderson football field before last weekend’s big annual Anderson-Turpin football game. They say nobody said all those pictures of women’s vaginas on the UC campus were in bad taste. Channel 9 did a report, but only The Blower will show you the pictures. And not one of those nasty pictures was of Turpin’s October 2001 Playboy Playmate Stephanie Heinrich.
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says National DemocRATS may have abandoned Alison Wondergams Grimes in her fight to unseat Kentucky Senator Bitch McConnell next month, but Disgraced Former Pants-Dropper-in-Chief Bill Clinton isn’t giving up hope: Slick Willie returned to the state Tuesday afternoon to campaign for Grimes in two rallies, his third visit since she won the DemocRAT primary earlier this year. The Dissociated Press reported moments after he began speaking in Owensboro (wherever the hell that is), a woman to his right yelled, “We love you, Bill.” He responded, “I love you too.” It is not known in that woman was Clinton’s Designated DemocRAT BJ Giver for Tuesday’s visit.

And here’s something you don’t see everyday: According to Newsbusters, the notoriously liberal Rosie O’Donnell on Tuesday recounted a time in 2002 where she snubbed Bill Clinton. The View co-host, angry over how the ex-president treated Monica Lewinsky, added that she thought the DemocRAT should have been prosecuted for his actions.

In Kentucky’s Fourth Congressional District, Republican Congressman Thomas Massie is phoning in his campaign against Doomed DemocRAT Peter Newberry, a Farmer, lawyer, owner of Newberry Coffee Co. in Newport. Farmer has no money. No political experience, and no chance of winning.
And it sounds like Kenton County Sheriff candidate Marc Chapman wants to duplicate services…. Again. The Covington police, Ft. Wright Police, County police and State Police all patrol the cut in the hill. The Sheriff’s office needs to stick to its constitutional duties, not traffic. Old story. Chapman was in the military, but for some reason did not complete his enlistment. Maybe he didn’t make it past boot camp. Word is Chapman was caught up in an FBI investigation involving the beating of an arrestee early in his career. While a Sergeant with the county police, he brought in a cake in the shape of a penis complete with testes into the County dispatch where there were several female dispatchers there. Horny Old Ladies say he’s just the kind of guy they want for Sheriff of Kenton County. So what if he’s never had to manage a budget. Sheriff Korzenborn is an honorable man, has served Kenton County well, and probably doesn’t have anything to worry about.

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Marc Chapman, because any guy who take a Penis Cake to the women at the county dispatch can’t be all bad.

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