Thursday, October 16, 2014
Happy Bosses Day, Everybody!
National Bosses Day, also known as Boss’s Day, is celebrated every year on October 16. According to the “Inquisitr,” you should always mark the date on your calendar, especially if you want to keep your job. And if you don’t have time to buy a card, you can always post a quote about how great your boss is on Facebook or send a one-line greeting right to the head honcho via a text message.
- OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE says most people would be impressed with Bill Gates’ “If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn’t have tenure,” but Wise Guys at The Blower prefer John Gotti’s “If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.”
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1793, Marie Antoinette was beheaded, and anti-taxers recall when “TaxKiller Tom” cut that Defeated, Corrupt, Evicted, Lying, Plagiarizing, Meddling, Overblown, Bought-And-Paid-For, Tax-And-Spend, Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-In-A-Ditch “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s head off the cake when she won the “Marie Antoinette Let ‘Em Eat Cake Award,” which had been bestowed to honor the tax-and-spend RINO politician for her blithe ignorance of the plight of the beleaguered over-taxed payers of Cincinnati and Hamilton County.
Actually, “Mean Jean” was in the news yesterday, when the Highland County Press endorsed Ohio Second District Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup’s re-election and reminded the good people of Highland County that Brad defeated Jean in the 2012 Primary.
THE BLOWER REMEMBERS when the Number one reason Fred Kundrata (who only got 3% of the vote) was recruited to get into the race and attack “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s war hero opponent Brad Wenstrup was because the guys in “Mean Jean’s” Office said nobody would ever find out, and “Mean Jean’s” News Flack Barrett Brunsman called the Highland County Press to intimidate the publisher into retracting his endorsement of Brad Wenstrup. [READ THAT ENDORSEMENT HERE] You can read all about it in The Blower’s Political Stooges E-dition (dated Friday, March 2, 2012).
But that was 2012, and our Sarcastic Sage says in 2014 Fred’s wisely running against Ohio’s Hereditary First District Congressman Steve Chabothead as a DemocRAT Candidate listed on their Blue Vote Early and Often Sample Ballot. No wonder Disgruntled DemocRATS hereabouts are still wondering, “What the hell was Hamilton County Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka thinking!”
TRACI’S TROUBLES: Just Wondering in Cleves says “What’s the chance the convicted judge will show up on time for sentencing?” It seems like she made the court wait each day of the trial as well as the last day when the findings were read. I guess if you have enough balls to make the Chief Justice of the Ohio Supreme Court wait, it’s no big deal to make a lowly Common Pleas Court Judge wait. How many other defendants or visitors to a court room would be allowed to bring food or drink into a courtroom? I was happy to see Judge Nadel take control of his courtroom telling the convicted Judge and her attorney to sit down that he wasn’t finished. I will miss those crazy eyes on the newscasts, won’t you?
WLWT had some insight from the jury foreperson, Sandra Kirkham, who said in a statement that the majority voted to convict Hunter on all nine felony charges. Didn’t our Good Friend “JayWalking Joe” Deters who liked sending poor Black women to the slammer say if the “majority” of those jurors found Judge Traci guilty, he might re-try her on the other eight counts?
Traci’s Jailhouse Lawyer did his best Johnny Cochran impersonation on WLW Hate Radio Trash Talker Bill Cunningham’s show on Wednesday, saying those three black cleaning ladies on the Traci Hunter’s jury said the glove didn’t fit, so they all voted to acquit, just like in the O.J. Trial.
TAIL-GATING TROUBLEMAKER TINO DELGATO says based on his information Liz “wins” the battle of the Tax Money’s “Wasted Warriors” Tracie Hunter’s total will be around $450K while Liz’s is over $1 million.
Tino hopes those Soul Food Six on Clown-Sale will help pay Liz’s overdue obligations. And to think those Clown-Sale Members get paid too. Go Figure!!!
And did somebody really put this sign up in the window of Liz Roger’s still closed Mahogany’s Restaurant on the Banks?
OUR COST-CONSCIOUS CONSERVATIVE wonders why is the city in the swimming pool business when there is Coney Island? They could provide 33,333 summer passes to Coney for the $3,000,000 this pool will cost in Oakley. The thought of providing a diving board for a neighborhood is mind-blowing. Who is fronting the insurance policy for a diving board? Most home owners were told years ago to ditch their boards at their home pools. The idea that kids might need a swimming test, to see if they can be in the deep end, would of course be discriminating. In the day non-swimmers had to wear red swim caps so the life guards could keep them out of water over their waist.
IN ANDERSON: Tonight is the monthly meeting of the Anderson Township Trustees, and even if it weren’t the third Thursday in month, Trustee President “In Russ We Trust” Jackson would be calling an emergency meeting to combat all that negative publicity the Township has been receiving lately. No, it’s not about all those free political ads on Trustee Andy Pappas’ digital sign in front of his Concept Cleaners on Beechmont Avenue. It’s all that controversy ever since last weekend’s incident at Anderson High School when a Turpin student we’ll call Mohammed was arrested for painting a large penis on the Anderson football field before the big Anderson-Turpin football game. The Hamilton County Sheriff’s Department still says that case is currently “under investigation,” just like they used to always tell us after Defeated and Disgraced Anderson Trustee Kevin “Big Spanky” O’Brien was arrested for masturbating in a Wellborn woman’s car.
More controversy erupted after WHISTLEBLOWER FAUX FACEBOOK FRIEND DAN CARROLL sent us that disgusting picture of a penis taken from his Channel 9 Whirly-Bird, when it turned out not to be a picture of a penis after all. That was Turpin’s secret pass route to beat Anderson as time ran out, but the receiver couldn’t remember the play. He had planned on following the paint sprayed on the field.
Looking at Forrest Gump Schools Propaganda in the Urinal promoting that $103 million tax levy that would really cost voters more than $170 million, our Angry Andersonian says for the 75% of us who pay taxes but don’t have kids in the schools, “21st Century” keeps being mentioned in those articles about the tax hike. The school district can’t get to 2014 standards with the plan as proposed. So what does “21st century” mean? January 1, 2001, standards? That means they’d still be nearly two decades behind when students finally got into those $103m “repainted with a new ceiling classrooms.”
Somebody with a better plan might be Blower Babe Elizabeth Barber, who is a Forest Hills resident and an Anderson High School alumna. She was a member of the superintendent’s facilities advisory committee in 2014 and is a spokesperson for A Better Way for Forest Hills. You can read her guest column “Facilities plan too much makeup, not enough change” here. You’d never know this group ever existed from reading The Urinal.
- SIGN WARS UPDATE: Wednesday, all those Illegally placed yard signs for Ohio Doomed DemocRAT Gubernatorial Candidate Ed FitzGerald, David Pepper, Marek Tyszkiewicz, Joe Otis, and Dusty Rhodes went missing on Losers’ Row along the public right-of-way on Clough Pike. The Blower could only come up with three possible reasons: (1) Republicans woke up and stole the illegally placed yard signs. (2) DemocRATS were ashamed of themselves for breaking the law, and (3) Somebody at the Anderson Government Center might now be reading The Blower.
And for all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, who think The Blower only says bad things about Disingenuous DemocRATS, you people are just as Dumbed Down as we always said you were. How freaking happy do you think RINOs in Columbus will be when The Blower shows just how fair and balanced our reporting can be when we show everybody “John Kasich’s Ohio Heartbeat Bill” video?
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: We don’t yet have all of our quotes from Hillary’s 2016 Presidential Campaign Rally in Louisville on Wednesday night, but we now have a translation of that Infamous March 11, 2014 quote from the addled mind of Bubba’s bride’s bumbling brain:
“My proudest pride in which I am most proud, my very proud accomplishment, is that I am a person married for career-enhancing convenience to an equally immoral reprobate who effectually taught me how to always substitute prevarication for honesty, to consistently obfuscate how totally useless I am in government service, to be an egocentric, self-serving shrew who like he, sold my soul to the Serpent in the no holds barred quest for unbridled power over the narrowly-focused peons I consider only exist to feed the bigger picture of my insatiable narcissism.”
And who is indeed not at all glad to be asked but will doubtless unleash the politicized fangs of the IRS on anyone else who so dares, the moment the clueless, capricious, let’s-have-a-different-gender-president-just-for-the-fun-of-it electorate hands her the corruption-riddled reins of her predecessor’s congress-usurping auto-pen power.
TODAY’S “LIBERALS WOULDN’T SAY THE STUPIDEST THINGS” AWARD goes to Alison Wondergams Grimes, who on Monday at a Chamber breakfast wouldn’t say if she would vote for Harry Reid to lead the D-RATS in the U.S. Senate.- FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why The Blower never had a National Bosses Day E-dition until this year. “It’s really embarrassing,” Kane admitted, “but there was that one time in 2010 when over at Channel 19, ‘Trish the Dish’ got Sweetest Day mixed up with Bosses Day and we had a ‘Sweetest Bosses Day’ E-dition. Maybe sometime we could have a special day for people who have sex with their bosses. Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel would really like to work on that. Remember “Boinking Becky” Collins, who used to work in Disgraced Former Hamilton County Prosecutor Mike Allen’s Office?
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